Giving Wives Gifts...the MOst Sex For The Bucks Spent

[gsxr7502002]

MAn, I hate buying my wife expensive presents like cars, jewelry, etc. I mean say you spend 20k for a car. I mean you might get good sex for a couple days but no where near 20k worth. But if you get them some $100 outfit, you will at least get laid that night. So why ever get your wife something expensive because the sex/price ration SUCKS!!!

You ladies need to remember this post if your ole man ever gives you an expensive gift put out for at least a month if you ever want to get another one.

 

[Mr. Black]

I get laid every day regardless of what I do or do not buy for my woman.

 

[gonelifting]

Are you married to a prostitute? jk man. I made my wife cry THIS MORNING. I left her a small note ON A NAPKIN where she eats her breakfast before going to work. I told her how great it was to see her and my daughter together, having fun and laughing. and How much I love her...

She left me another note saying that she cried when she read it.

Money spent on napkin = 1000 for $5 ... pen =10 for $2... Getting laid tonight= priceless.

 

[The Shadow]

..planning a nice romantic dinner always worked for me.

 

[strongsmartsexy]

Are you married to a prostitute? jk man. I made my wife cry THIS MORNING. I left her a small note ON A NAPKIN where she eats her breakfast before going to work. I told her how great it was to see her and my daughter together, having fun and laughing. and How much I love her...

She left me another note saying that she cried when she read it.

Money spent on napkin = 1000 for $5 ... pen =10 for $2... Getting laid tonight= priceless.

This is what I call maintenance. Do this often!

 

[milo hobgoblin]

This thread is actual proof on why getting married is the SUREST way to ruin your sex life..

If you have to do shit like this to get laid from YOUR WIFE.. something is very wrong..

Doing the napin thing is a great idea.. but if one were to think they were doing it in the hopes that thier wife would finally give it up... (not implying that was your particular intention gonelifting.. just referring to anyone who had that motive) then your wife has no fucking business being married.


I cant imagine being married to ANY owman where I had to "hope" to get laid.. fuck that.

God I fucking HATED being married..

 

[nofatchicks]

I dont spend more than a dinner and movie and still get laid.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

if your married you should have to spend ANYTHING to get laid.. its nice to do those things with your wife.. ut if it takes shit like that to get her to give up the pussy... UGH I cant even imagine living that life again..

I would kill myself.

 

[gonelifting]

This thread is actual proof on why getting married is the SUREST way to ruin your sex life..

If you have to do shit like this to get laid from YOUR WIFE.. something is very wrong..

Doing the napin thing is a great idea.. but if one were to think they were doing it in the hopes that thier wife would finally give it up... (not implying that was your particular intention gonelifting.. just referring to anyone who had that motive) then your wife has no fucking business being married.


I cant imagine being married to ANY owman where I had to "hope" to get laid.. fuck that.

God I fucking HATED being married..

You`re right bro. No offense taken, I know you`re making a point.

I can say that while you should`nt HAVE to do these things in a marriage, you should certainly WANT to do them. I`ve always said, it`s the simple things... Maybe I`m wrong and it`s just that you should be with a person who you think will want and like the same things and beliefs you believe in. Maybe If I were with someone else, they would`nt appreciate "just a note" and want to travel 4 months out of the year. That`s why people date BEFORE they get married.

 

[TC2]

This thread is actual proof on why getting married is the SUREST way to ruin your sex life..

If you have to do shit like this to get laid from YOUR WIFE.. something is very wrong..

Doing the napin thing is a great idea.. but if one were to think they were doing it in the hopes that thier wife would finally give it up... (not implying that was your particular intention gonelifting.. just referring to anyone who had that motive) then your wife has no fucking business being married.


I cant imagine being married to ANY owman where I had to "hope" to get laid.. fuck that.

God I fucking HATED being married..

Yep.. fuck all that having to buy shit in order to have sex with your WIFE.

I don't cheat in a realtionship but don't push it., I tell any girl I date The min she starts pulling that shit she is out the door.

 

[gonelifting]

I envy you single people.

 

[Deterass]

The only gift i'm giving is a load of hot semen!

 

[milo hobgoblin]

"That`s why people date BEFORE they get married."

God I only wish that were the solution.. gonelifting your wife may be an excpetion, sounds like she is cool..


But I think "most" married guys agree that marriage makes most women sexually complacent, lazy cows who no longer think they have to remain attractive to their husbands because they already "got him"

I will never, NEVER EVER let a woman feel so comfortable with me that she feels like she can become sexually complacent..

I work my ass of in the gym and take very good care of myself so there is no doubt that if the want to play that fucking game.. Ill go play with someone else.

and it works wonderfully.

 

[UA_Iron]

"That`s why people date BEFORE they get married."

God I only wish that were the solution.. gonelifting your wife may be an excpetion, sounds like she is cool..


But I think "most" married guys agree that marriage makes most women sexually complacent, lazy cows who no longer think they have to remain attractive to their husbands because they already "got him"

I will never, NEVER EVER let a woman feel so comfortable with me that she feels like she can become sexually complacent..

I work my ass of in the gym and take very good care of myself so there is no doubt that if the want to play that fucking game.. Ill go play with someone else.

and it works wonderfully.

sounds like you are putting up a barrier towards intimacy. Perhaps stemming from a dysfunctional family life when you were younger...it appears as if you fit the "hero" profile. You have to always appear right, always appear strong, always win arguments. If you dont do these you show signs of weakness. Intimacy is difficult with you because you feel if you share how you really feel you'd be rejected.

just some speculation

 

[TC2]

The only gift i'm giving is a load of hot semen!

That's sweet, you and he must be very loving to each other.

 

[Y_lifter]

Make sure whatever you do is something that is done with the intent
that other women she hangs with notice it..

Sending flowers to her at home = 40% chance of sex

Sending them to her work so she can enjoy all the women she
works with having putz men in their lives ooh and ahh = 132%

 

[Mr. Black]

So why ever get your wife something expensive because the sex/price ration SUCKS!!!
QUOTE]


The important aspect to take away from all this is the importance of finding a nympho woman that truly loves to fuck.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

its now about winning arguements.. I just have very strong opinions about marriage and the effect it has on sexual relationships.

When it comes to anything else in life.. I have no problem conceding.

But Ive been married twice and been in more long term relationships than I care to admit.

Id say I have a little experience in these matters.

 

[FitFossil]

If you're giving your wife stuff hoping for sex, you'll always end up being disappointed. If I want stuff, I'll buy my own. Give her something she's not likely to buy for herself like a "pamper day" at a spa (well I sometimes buy this, but it's SO much nicer when my husband does) - it's not really that much $$ (esp. compared to a car!) and the whole time she's there she'll be thinking how great you are and she'll come home in a lovely mood. Then there's always the gift that keeps on giving - a vasectomy, because it removes all the worry of pregnancy and bother of birth control which = MORE sex - best present ever (and most of the time insurance will pay for it).

 

[gsxr7502002]

Don't get me wrong we have sex without buying her stuff I was just stating when you buy the expensive stuff you don't get the apportionate amount of sex for the buck.

Gonelifting is right. You do that mushy shit and they love it it always pays off and it is cheap. I was just venting because I spent a good amount of cash on her vehicle without getting a bunch more nukie.

 

[Y_lifter]

Don't get me wrong we have sex without buying her stuff I was just stating when you buy the expensive stuff you don't get the apportionate amount of sex for the buck.

Gonelifting is right. You do that mushy shit and they love it it always pays off and it is cheap. I was just venting because I spent a good amount of cash on her vehicle without getting a bunch more nukie.

Maybe if you were better looking.. ?

 

[Puddles]

Then there's always the gift that keeps on giving - a vasectomy, because it removes all the worry of pregnancy and bother of birth control which = MORE sex - best present ever (and most of the time insurance will pay for it).

That's one gift I'll never get. LOL

Sex is something a couple does together for intimacy or fun. Gifts should have no impact on it unless the gift is of sexual nature like lube, a vibrator or lingerie.

 

[jenscats5]

I'm lovin' the vasectomy....no worries....no condoms.....yay!!

My hubby leaves me notes on the desk some mornings.....I love those notes....save them all.....

My birthday is next month and I already told him not to buy me anything other than cards.....I'd rather have the $$ in the bank myself....although we may go to a hotel in PHilly for a couple nights and go out to eat....

I wouldn't want my man to buy me a car cuz then we have to make 38 more payments or whatever!! Oh great -- a gift I have to pay for for 3 years....yay!!

 

[gsxr7502002]

Maybe if you were better looking.. ?

That is cold dude. Especially since I am incredibly goodlooking But my cardio endurance sux. I always make her do the work. (on the second thought maybe that is just smart)

Mspuddles,

You are probably right.

 

[TC2]

That's sweet, you and he must be very loving to each other.

deteras1... you gave me red karma for that??? Not that I really give a shit about the karma system, but do you have no sense of humor at all??

 

[Tryn2]

I love going out of my way to do whatever to make a women smile. When I find someone thats nice and we click it just comes naturally. SO its not really out of the way unno !! Whether its buying something or doing whatever, I never think twice. Natural reaction is to just do it. It makes me happy to do what I can to make them happy. I have bought expensive thing but I have done little things. It all takes its toll when you mean it. If they would like to repay me, well Im sure thats going to be good to, for both of us !!!

 

[Lumberg]

Then there's always the gift that keeps on giving - a vasectomy, because it removes all the worry of pregnancy and bother of birth control which = MORE sex - best present ever (and most of the time insurance will pay for it).

Hmmm

sounds interesting

 

[Longhorn85]

It is not about just getting laid with your wife, but rather to have some of those "special" sessions with her that you look at each other afterwards and say, "wow, that is like in our top 5% ever since we've been married!"

When you have been together for many years (in my case 15), it is nice to generate that extra spark sometimes.

For me, the best gift is time for her alone, like letting her spend the night by herself in a nice hotel while me and the kids are home. I actually have a good time at home with the kids eating all the wrong foods, watching movies, letting them drink some beer, desert before the meal, etc.

She comes home rested, happy and ready to show her appreciation to me.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

If you have to buy a lady's affection, well, then she isn't a real lady and you are a sucker. Don't be a sucker; only buy her stuff for very special occasions, or a rare surprise.

 

[Lumberg]

It is not about just getting laid with your wife, but rather to have some of those "special" sessions with her that you look at each other afterwards and say, "wow, that is like in our top 5% ever since we've been married!"

When you have been together for many years (in my case 15), it is nice to generate that extra spark sometimes.

For me, the best gift is time for her alone, like letting her spend the night by herself in a nice hotel while me and the kids are home. I actually have a good time at home with the kids eating all the wrong foods, watching movies, letting them drink some beer, desert before the meal, etc.

She comes home rested, happy and ready to show her appreciation to me.

Interesting. I would like to think that a truly special time would involve me pampering her in some way; but I guess with kids it's different.