someone text me
pics
nudes
cawks
whatever
781-389-1894
MS doesn't
smurfy's got VM.
Some teenage girl left me a vm?
guys. i just talked to smurfy.
she's definately a woman. don't judge her by the hot loaf of bread in her pants. that's NOT a penis.
I always imagine her with a deeper kinda voice.
Is that like a yeast infection![]()
lol
i know.
you sound different than what I thought.
i can't even pretend to sound sexay.
Smurf has an awesome voice, very stentorian, yet when she feels compassionate I'm sure it reverberates with that shit....I always imagine her with a deeper kinda voice.
Is that like a yeast infection![]()
MWM you rock, I would be the worst tutor, we would end up talking about chics we prefer, the Jets, and why I dig on betting on saturdays and not sundays, but do anyway...ariel u want to tutor me with my school work? u always talk about school and seem smart, lol!!!!
what do I sound like? come on. tell me.
honestly, you sound like someone I would be friends with.
like, normal, but not boring.
you also sounded like you're wearing grey today. am i right?
I know she's not wearing a certain pair of pink ones....
why, are they on your head right now?
I just left a vm for ariel.
I ordered 30 bales of hay.
oh. i suck.
how do i sound? as young as I look?![]()
oh. i suck.
how do i sound? as young as I look?![]()
lol that would make a great avi
This is how I imagine your voice......am I wrong?
i sound slightly less sexy than that.
*looks at phone*
...nope, nothing yet.
OMG i forgot to read my email.
hold on.

other than paranoid schizophrenic, how would you describe me?![]()
That pretty much sums it up.
you sound like you're 26 and tall.
I sound super hot, right?

lol...only 10 years off! And yes, I'm tall.
You sound very young, I thought Chris Hansen was going to knock at my door with the camera crew from, "To Catch a Predator"!
You sound hot too!
*looks for Chris Hansen hiding around the corner*
hmm.. still waiting...
OOPS! sorry!
i'll call you tomorrow!
i wish i had a breadstick.
Is that a metaphor?![]()
omg those breadsticks were warm and goodOOPS! sorry!
i'll call you tomorrow!
i wish i had a breadstick.
yes. it means, "i'm hungry"
I know, i'm not very direct.
![]()

omg those breadsticks were warm and good
did you even save me any salad?
Why do I even bother? I'm turning my phone off so I can pretend you bastards tried to call and couldn't bet through. So much better than the realization that no one wants to talk to me.
Cheers,
Scotsman

sweetcheeks, did you give anyone your number?
Well since I've given you my number and you called me a couple of months ago I assumed you still have it. Plus Smurfy and I exchange texts regularly and I have left her a vm.
So who's the asshole now?
Cheers,
Scotsman
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