OK big.....im dissapointed in you...i was expecting a post like.....i spit on their dead bodies after i strangle them or something.....your mellowing out i think...that is a good thing
it didn't go that well... I saw this really cute girl picking a bathing suit, so I walked over, and said: "Hey-ya, check this out." Then, with a powerful sucking action I sucked all the boogers from my nose and in one massive blow I spit it all in her eyes. Contrary to what you said, she didn't start making out with me. not even close