get me laid, Fall 2007 edition

[Sub-Zero]

as EF's youngest son, i think you guys should perform an elite makeover on me. make me a lean, jacked, sexy well dressed stud muffin with a super large amount of confidence.

lets get me laid this fall so i can post up some good healother stories for you gents (and lasses)

 

[swole]

dude when i visit you we'll take care of it

 

[Sub-Zero]

dude when i visit you we'll take care of it

200$ for 20 minutes, dead-'reggin'-storage style?

 

[the_clockwork]

lol at 'reggin'

 

[the_clockwork]

getting lean doesn't happen overnight

you 21 yet?

 

[Sub-Zero]

lol at 'reggin'

thats dudes name.

dead-reggin-fashi-storage

 

[Cal_21]

thats dudes name.

dead-reggin-fashi-storage

Dunno wtfawk you're talking about...but step one, don't say things like this anymore...you're now 1 step closer to getting poon

 

[the_clockwork]

you need to go out more and practice game on fat ugly chicks.. they are easy to talk to b/c you don't wanna bang them. Then slowly work your way up the ladder. Talk to girls you would fuck if you were really drunk then up to girls you could see yourself fucking once... etc...

 

[heatherrae]

makeover for sub only includes one 4 inch piece of duct tape applied over your mouth.

That'll be $150, please.

 

[redsamurai]

makeover for sub only includes one 4 inch piece of duct tape applied over your mouth.

That'll be $150, please.

wow......pwned