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mlong23

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Anyone have any funny questions they have been asked on how they got so big? I had one about a year ago. I was getting into my car in the parking lot of a grocery store and the guy next to me was getting out of his car and he acted like we knew each other from the gym or something. Maybe, but considering I talk to about 2-3 people in the gym, kind of hard. He starts asking me how I got big and what I ate and took. So I told him protein and got in my car and was thinking what the fuck was that all about.

I am sure everyone has plenty of stories so I thought this would give us a good laugh at each others expense.
 
Some of the stupid shit I hear regularly:

I used to be big like you.

I know someone twice your size. (600 lbs with 44 inch arms? fuck me!!!)

Steroids are bad for you. (thanks loser, what about that beer and cigarette you're sucking on?)

I'm on steroids for my asthma. Aren't I huge? I don't even workout.

I may not be big like you but I know karate.

(After 3-4 beers) I may not be big like you but I Know karate and I could kick your ass.

What's your bench?(their max is almost always 50 lbs more than mine regardless of how I answer)

Do you lift weights? Duh.

Do you eat them steeeroid pillz?
 
mlong23 said:
Anyone have any funny questions they have been asked on how they got so big? I had one about a year ago. I was getting into my car in the parking lot of a grocery store and the guy next to me was getting out of his car and he acted like we knew each other from the gym or something. Maybe, but considering I talk to about 2-3 people in the gym, kind of hard. He starts asking me how I got big and what I ate and took. So I told him protein and got in my car and was thinking what the fuck was that all about.

I am sure everyone has plenty of stories so I thought this would give us a good laugh at each others expense.
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Sounds like a guy with zero people skills who was trying to work up the courage to ask you where he could get steriods.
 
I was in the grocery store about 3 months ago shopping for my week’s worth of chicken, fish, and veggies. I stopped off at the magazine section of the store. One of the hottest looking girls that I have ever seen comes and stands beside me, but of course this girl was way too young for me. I’m 30 and she was probably 20 or so. Out of know where she picked up a fitness magazine and said “is this what you look like with your shirt off. Now, I am not a big guy 5’9” 198, around 7% bf, but with my bf being so low at the time I looked good…hahah.. Anyway, I said no not that guy, but I look like him. She said; let me see your six pack. I just started laughing, and about that time her man or what I presume to be her man walked up and grabbed the shit out of her and said “what the hell are you doing” This guy was about my height had gold chains on with really baggy clothes (pants where about to fall off) and a NY hat that was cocked sideways. He sounded like he had just stepped out of the hood. He was a white guy trying to be black. I just kind of stood there for a second to see what was going to happen next “she said, I was just looking at the magazines. He said “Bullshit, bitch you were talking to that roid head” I said, man you need to calm down, she was just asking me if I saw a certain magazine. About that time he rushes up to me chest to chest and said I don’t care how many steroids you’re taking I will clean these isle with your ass. Now, if you could have heard the way this sounded when he said it… I just started laughing, meanwhile his woman is pulling on his saying “lets go, lets go” I said, my boy, you are confused.. He said F*** you. I said, first you and I both know you are white and second there isn’t anyway you can clean these isles with my ass. Then he said, I aren’t worth his time and walked away. Well, after I paid and started on my way out there was about 5 people that looked just like him staring and pointing at me. I get in my car and they start following me, in these Hondas that are slammed to the ground and other slammed and all painted up cars with large mufflers. You know the kind that makes the driver think he’s driving 100mph everywhere he goes. No, offense, but if you have one of these cars, and you are over 20 years it’s time to grow up. Anyway, I still think this is just funny, but then they are getting real close to the back of my car at red lights and pulling up beside me telling me to roll down my window. Being 30, I like to think I have a great amount of patience with people. But, my patience has run out and I didn’t want them following me to my house. So I pull over in a bank parking lot and jump out of the car. The one guy that was picking on me (hahahah) in the store jumps out and takes his shirt off and starts yelling to his buddy, to hold his chains, that he was about to f*** me up. Now, at this point I should have been the bigger man, and have just gotten into my car and left. But I couldn’t help myself. So I decide that I will take my shirt off and get ready to partake in whatever this guy wants to try and do.. Well, the best complement I have had since I started working out happened at that very moment. And soon as my shirt came of, all his buddy that were standing around, went “Damn” The funny part is they said it all at the same time. Then, his buddy’s said, to their friend “he going to kick your ass” At that point I said to they guy look, I understand that you need to show your woman that you are tuff, but I am not the guy you want to do that with. He said, you’re a pussy, and turn to his buddies and said “ lets go get our drink on” Well, as they were leaving one of his buddies pulls his car of next to me and says, I think you go to my gym, I said you mean, my gym. I laughed, and he then asked if we could me up sometime and see if I could help him with his routines. I said, talk to me at the gym and he left.

So anyway, I know I ran the story long and got of topic, but I just had to tell it. I was floored that after all that, his buddy asked me that at the end Again, I don’t recommend pulling over or fighting in anyway. But enough was enough.
 
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Nope but fat people that aint seen there dick in 25 years always ask dum shit like how come my calfs arent as big as the rest of me...I say who the fuck are you to tell me when you aint seen your dick in 25 years then they run for help....Fuckem they have to say something to up there meral....Whats that above me a book?
 
Anabolic12 said:
I was in the grocery store about 3 months ago shopping for my week’s worth of chicken, fish, and veggies. I stopped off at the magazine section of the store. One of the hottest looking girls that I have ever seen comes and stands beside me, but of course this girl was way too young for me. I’m 30 and she was probably 20 or so. Out of know where she picked up a fitness magazine and said “is this what you look like with your shirt off. Now, I am not a big guy 5’9” 198, around 7% bf, but with my bf being so low at the time I looked good…hahah.. Anyway, I said no not that guy, but I look like him. She said; let me see your six pack. I just started laughing, and about that time her man or what I presume to be her man walked up and grabbed the shit out of her and said “what the hell are you doing” This guy was about my height had gold chains on with really baggy clothes (pants where about to fall off) and a NY hat that was cocked sideways. He sounded like he had just stepped out of the hood. He was a white guy trying to be black. I just kind of stood there for a second to see what was going to happen next “she said, I was just looking at the magazines. He said “Bullshit, bitch you were talking to that roid head” I said, man you need to calm down, she was just asking me if I saw a certain magazine. About that time he rushes up to me chest to chest and said I don’t care how many steroids you’re taking I will clean these isle with your ass. Now, if you could have heard the way this sounded when he said it… I just started laughing, meanwhile his woman is pulling on his saying “lets go, lets go” I said, my boy, you are confused.. He said F*** you. I said, first you and I both know you are white and second there isn’t anyway you can clean these isles with my ass. Then he said, I aren’t worth his time and walked away. Well, after I paid and started on my way out there was about 5 people that looked just like him staring and pointing at me. I get in my car and they start following me, in these Hondas that are slammed to the ground and other slammed and all painted up cars with large mufflers. You know the kind that makes the driver think he’s driving 100mph everywhere he goes. No, offense, but if you have one of these cars, and you are over 20 years it’s time to grow up. Anyway, I still think this is just funny, but then they are getting real close to the back of my car at red lights and pulling up beside me telling me to roll down my window. Being 30, I like to think I have a great amount of patience with people. But, my patience has run out and I didn’t want them following me to my house. So I pull over in a bank parking lot and jump out of the car. The one guy that was picking on me (hahahah) in the store jumps out and takes his shirt off and starts yelling to his buddy, to hold his chains, that he was about to f*** me up. Now, at this point I should have been the bigger man, and have just gotten into my car and left. But I couldn’t help myself. So I decide that I will take my shirt off and get ready to partake in whatever this guy wants to try and do.. Well, the best complement I have had since I started working out happened at that very moment. And soon as my shirt came of, all his buddy that were standing around, went “Damn” The funny part is they said it all at the same time. Then, his buddy’s said, to their friend “he going to kick your ass” At that point I said to they guy look, I understand that you need to show your woman that you are tuff, but I am not the guy you want to do that with. He said, you’re a pussy, and turn to his buddies and said “ lets go get our drink on” Well, as they were leaving one of his buddies pulls his car of next to me and says, I think you go to my gym, I said you mean, my gym. I laughed, and he then asked if we could me up sometime and she if I could help him with his routines. I said, talk to me at the gym and he left.

So anyway, I know I ran the story long and got of topic, but I just had to tell it. I was floored that after all that, his buddy asked me that at the end Again, I don’t recommend pulling over or fighting in anyway. But enough was enough.
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damn thats a pretty good story bro!!

Don't you jsut love it when a confrontation is boiling and you are trying to stay calm and then you just snap, the look on their face is priceless.......you know what i mean, the "oh shit i have fucked up now" look.....or the "im gonna get my ass kicked bad" look....fucking love it!
 
Mexican dudes always ask me to arm wreslte when I am at bars they frequent. Even guys that weigh a hundred pounds less than me. When people ask me how I got so big, I say that a bee just stung me. WoNkA WoNkA sorry for the cheese
 
...but of course this girl was way too young for me. I’m 30 and she was probably 20 or so.
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I got a kick out of this. Um.. ok

The moral of the story is really that size and mass prevents more fights than it starts and I learned this early on. Growing up in a gang in Chicago I was not very big and fought all the time. So when I did get big I was very happy to learn that once you reach a certain level you don't have to fight anymore.
 
Ulter said:
I got a kick out of this. Um.. ok

The moral of the story is really that size and mass prevents more fights than it starts and I learned this early on. Growing up in a gang in Chicago I was not very big and fought all the time. So when I did get big I was very happy to learn that once you reach a certain level you don't have to fight anymore.
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exactly....but on the other hand size does NOT mean you can fight....ive seen some LARGE guys that couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper sack
 
Big guys tend to get picked out for scraps too, drunnkass's see these guys with big arms, get jealous and think their tougher then them. I agree not all big guys are tough and I have seen a fair amount get knocked the f**k out; however, 8 out of 10 the weiner tends to be the one in the ambulance
 
Anabolic12 said:
I was in the grocery store about 3 months ago shopping for my week’s worth of chicken, fish, and veggies. I stopped off at the magazine section of the store. One of the hottest looking girls that I have ever seen comes and stands beside me, but of course this girl was way too young for me. I’m 30 and she was probably 20 or so. Out of know where she picked up a fitness magazine and said “is this what you look like with your shirt off. Now, I am not a big guy 5’9” 198, around 7% bf, but with my bf being so low at the time I looked good…hahah.. Anyway, I said no not that guy, but I look like him. She said; let me see your six pack. I just started laughing, and about that time her man or what I presume to be her man walked up and grabbed the shit out of her and said “what the hell are you doing” This guy was about my height had gold chains on with really baggy clothes (pants where about to fall off) and a NY hat that was cocked sideways. He sounded like he had just stepped out of the hood. He was a white guy trying to be black. I just kind of stood there for a second to see what was going to happen next “she said, I was just looking at the magazines. He said “Bullshit, bitch you were talking to that roid head” I said, man you need to calm down, she was just asking me if I saw a certain magazine. About that time he rushes up to me chest to chest and said I don’t care how many steroids you’re taking I will clean these isle with your ass. Now, if you could have heard the way this sounded when he said it… I just started laughing, meanwhile his woman is pulling on his saying “lets go, lets go” I said, my boy, you are confused.. He said F*** you. I said, first you and I both know you are white and second there isn’t anyway you can clean these isles with my ass. Then he said, I aren’t worth his time and walked away. Well, after I paid and started on my way out there was about 5 people that looked just like him staring and pointing at me. I get in my car and they start following me, in these Hondas that are slammed to the ground and other slammed and all painted up cars with large mufflers. You know the kind that makes the driver think he’s driving 100mph everywhere he goes. No, offense, but if you have one of these cars, and you are over 20 years it’s time to grow up. Anyway, I still think this is just funny, but then they are getting real close to the back of my car at red lights and pulling up beside me telling me to roll down my window. Being 30, I like to think I have a great amount of patience with people. But, my patience has run out and I didn’t want them following me to my house. So I pull over in a bank parking lot and jump out of the car. The one guy that was picking on me (hahahah) in the store jumps out and takes his shirt off and starts yelling to his buddy, to hold his chains, that he was about to f*** me up. Now, at this point I should have been the bigger man, and have just gotten into my car and left. But I couldn’t help myself. So I decide that I will take my shirt off and get ready to partake in whatever this guy wants to try and do.. Well, the best complement I have had since I started working out happened at that very moment. And soon as my shirt came of, all his buddy that were standing around, went “Damn” The funny part is they said it all at the same time. Then, his buddy’s said, to their friend “he going to kick your ass” At that point I said to they guy look, I understand that you need to show your woman that you are tuff, but I am not the guy you want to do that with. He said, you’re a pussy, and turn to his buddies and said “ lets go get our drink on” Well, as they were leaving one of his buddies pulls his car of next to me and says, I think you go to my gym, I said you mean, my gym. I laughed, and he then asked if we could me up sometime and she if I could help him with his routines. I said, talk to me at the gym and he left.

So anyway, I know I ran the story long and got of topic, but I just had to tell it. I was floored that after all that, his buddy asked me that at the end Again, I don’t recommend pulling over or fighting in anyway. But enough was enough.
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Good Story BRO K to ya !
 
What I hate is when people still havn't developed a workout routine and/or diet, so when you start to gain weight because of going to the gym and eating sensibly they assume you're on steroids. So many comments and assumptions get thrown around it's crazy. Can't people just realize that you can get bigger naturally and not have to assume that any weight you put on is due to steroids?? It's always the lazy asses that assume this.
 
thezan said:
Big guys tend to get picked out for scraps too, drunnkass's see these guys with big arms, get jealous and think their tougher then them. I agree not all big guys are tough and I have seen a fair amount get knocked the f**k out; however, 8 out of 10 the weiner tends to be the one in the ambulance
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Man, I had one like this just a couple of weeks ago. This fucker had a "Napoleon Complex"... little fucker wanted to find the biggest guy he could and prove that he was better than him. Well this night, the "big guy" happened to be me.

It was a couple weeks ago on a Saturday. 2 of my buddies and I had gone to the horse races...and to be honest, we were makin a lil vacation outta the whole deal. It was a splurge weekend for me. We were smokin, drinkin, popped a couple Xans and a hydrocodone and I actually ate a couple Polish Sausages... mmmmm and washed them down with beer all afternoon.

It was a good day!

We got back home that evening and wanted to go out to get somethin decent to eat, so we hitup Lonestar Steakhouse right down the road from where I live.

We walked in, and the only smoking table available (my buddy smokes cigs bleh) was in the VERY VERY back right corner, and was actually behind the corner of the bar, so it was isolated from the entire restaurant. I sat down at the far seat with my back to the wall so I could see ... well, everything, but everything was only the isle walkin down to the bathrooms cause we were REALLY behind the bar.

Well apparently this fucker saw me walk in... and I had on a somewhat tight-white polo shirt on that day... and apparently he started talkin shit when I walked by. I didnt see, or hear anything and neither did either of my friends.

We posted up at our table, ordered our drinks and were just chilling. About that time, im checkin out the menu (steak and a sweet potatoe... mmm) and this girl walks up to me and is like "Excuse me, can I talk to you for a sec?"

I replied sure, whats up? Shes like "Do you see that guy over there in the red shirt?" uhh, no bitch im BEHIND the bar, i cant see a fuckin thing "No, sweety, i cant really see much of anything where I'm sitting"

She replied "well, i think he needs an attitude adjustment, because hes been over there runnin his mouth and he says youre not shit and he wants to prove it right here infront of everyone by arm wrestling you right here, right now"


At this point.. to be honest... my buddies and I are in shock. We really didnt know how to react. We were high as hell! Then one of my buddies chimed in, "I got $100 says my boy kicks your mans ass, period"

I was like, yeah if he wants to put some money where his fuckin mouth is, tell him to bring his ass back here... if not, just leave me alone and let me enjoy my dinner.

Well, we didnt hear anything after that. I enjoyed my entire dinner, and a couple more beer. And were finished up with dinner and paying...

Its at this point I get really really fuckin pissed. Im signing my debit card receipt and I look up and this fuckstick is pulling the chair out accross from me, eyein me up and down and says "Mind if I sit down?"

Now how the fuck are you gonna disturb me earlier... wait till ive ate my entire dinner and RIGHT when im about to leave come over here fuckin with me when im full as hell... i was boilin over inside to say the least. So I replied "Hell no I dont mind, infact... sit your ass down right now"

Hes like, "Well, I dont have $100, but I got $20..."

"Oh so you got 20 bucks youre ready to lose then? Good, lemme see it."

He laid it down on the table.

My other buddy is sittin there wide-eyed cause he has no idea wtf is goin on... he cant believe whats playin out infront of him. Hes like, where you 2 wanna do this?...

At that point I Was clearin the table and I said, Right here, right fuckin now. I was really really irritated. I told the dude, come here and sit right here. I put him right next to me and I was like, we wont need this side (referring to the side of the table where he would put me down if he actually pinned me)

He put his arm up and I grabbed his hand... he had a pretty firm grip so I thought this cat might be one of those rodeo hicks or whatever and might actually bring somethin. He made me lock hands with our opposite hands, and he already had my top hand cocked back and he wouldnt let me straighten it up... but whatever.

Im lookin at him and he asks "you ready?" ... and I swear to god before I even blink an eye hes like "GO!" and he starts goin as hard as he can.

I just locked down. Hes turnin red... grittin his teeth... and he aint movin me a millimeter.

I blew up. I leaned in and started talkin so much shit. "You send your bitch over here, call me out... come at me with 20 bucks, and this is all you got?... THIS IS ALL YOU GOT?... YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER, IM GONNA BREAK YOUR FUCKIN ARM, BITCH!"

At that point, i swear to god i shit you not... I brought the house. I threw that dude smooth-ass over the table, and he did a faceplant on the side of the bar. Dishes, sauces, drinks... everything went flyin!

I would have paid money to have had that shit on tape. I picked up his 20 bucks from the floor and said "Now get your bitchass the fuck outta my face before I just get mad enough to beat the livin fuck outta you right here infront of god and everyone"

About that time, the manager and waiters and shit sprinted back there. It looked like there had been a bar fight back in that corner cause shit was EVERYWHERE! I thought we were about to get thrown out or at least in some kinda trouble.... but no. They were on my nuts! "sir, were so sorry for the disturbance sir...we hope it didnt ruin your dinner" etc etc

I was like, its all good ya'll dont worry about it. Theres always some fucker out there with a chip on his shoulder.

Theres some more funny parts to the story, but I dont have time to elaborate... but our waiter made me laugh my fuckin ass off when I was leavin.

It was good shit. We dipped out the side/back door right there by our table when it was all said and done :qt: :qt:

When I got home, both my buddies called me and was like "Man... did that shit really happen?.... LOL!"


Good stuff.
 
god damn that was a long post... I think I got a good pump in my forearms from all that typin :p
 
When i dont feel like explaining how big i am getting or my diet/etc. It usually goes like this:

Person: Damn bro your getting huge are you on the sauce?
Me: No why? Oh, no my wifebeater just shrunk.

For a couple seconds they really dont know if your telling the truth.(a very tight wifebeater looks like u got some big muscles, if you got some to begin with lol)

Then they realize your fucking with them and they ask again.

Then i usually hit em with the i eat 4000 cals/day with 40%p/30%f/30%c. And they are so fucking confused they usually leave me alone and go repeat that they are trying to eat 4k cals daily with the same macros =] Gotta love the parrots.
 
dugie65 said:
What I hate is when people still havn't developed a workout routine and/or diet, so when you start to gain weight because of going to the gym and eating sensibly they assume you're on steroids. So many comments and assumptions get thrown around it's crazy. Can't people just realize that you can get bigger naturally and not have to assume that any weight you put on is due to steroids?? It's always the lazy asses that assume this.
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Most of the kids from my home town think Im on roids. When I have never taken them. I am not even that big, but then again it is a small town.
 
Ulter said:
I got a kick out of this. Um.. ok

The moral of the story is really that size and mass prevents more fights than it starts and I learned this early on. Growing up in a gang in Chicago I was not very big and fought all the time. So when I did get big I was very happy to learn that once you reach a certain level you don't have to fight anymore.
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i agree 100% on this one
 
people always come up to me in the gym and ask me for workout tips and what I would suggest. I'm not a very talkative person when I'm working out but the trainers in my gym are so pathetic that middle aged dudes would rather ask me.

One day I was doing standing overhead presses with 185 and this guys asks me if I am one of those guys on ESPN pulling busses and lifting boulders. I had to laugh as I am nowhere near those guys in strength or size. I'm 6'3" and run 240 - 250 but I had to explain to him that those guys are like 350 - 400 pounds and squat 600 - 800 pounds. I thanked him for the complement but it just shows you how some people think.
 
Anytime I hang out with regular sized people (especially when I was drol bloated up in the 260's) there's always one little guy who has to point out someone who's ''bigger than you''.

Never mind that the big fella is always either 6'6" or 400lbs of jiggling beer-filled manboobies. He's still bigger! You! Lose!
 
Anabolic12 said:
One of the hottest looking girls that I have ever seen comes and stands beside me, but of course this girl was way too young for me. I’m 30 and she was probably 20 or so.
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Bro-20 yrs old is ripe for pickin'-for a fuck and chuck at the very least!!!
 
Ulter said:
I got a kick out of this. Um.. ok

The moral of the story is really that size and mass prevents more fights than it starts and I learned this early on. Growing up in a gang in Chicago I was not very big and fought all the time. So when I did get big I was very happy to learn that once you reach a certain level you don't have to fight anymore.
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IL represent! I grew up in ghetto ass Waukegan. I think the crime rate there per sq mile was 5x worse than Chicago's. Gangstas paradise. lol
 
BigCracker said:
Bro-20 yrs old is ripe for pickin'-for a fuck and chuck at the very least!!!
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I will agree, but in this case after everything went down the way it did, she was probably around 20 or so. I really try and be careful these day. Hell, you might think a chick is twenty and she is 14. God makes them different now, when I was in school chicks didnt look 20 when they were 15
 
I get alot of the "oh look at this tough guy" from the little porkchops running around my neighborhood. They are short fat kids with titties. I also get alot of advice from fat people on what I SHOULD be doing. In the words of Kevin James. "what i should be doing is not listening to your fatter ass!" Its jealousy ..as soon as you wear a wife beater out in nice weather after dieting and lifting for 8 fucking months people will talk. Im not even big and I get it. I could just Imagine if I was huge. GOOD POST
 
shit i get told all the time that iam on steroids. so i just say to them i take alot of protein. the reason is when i started training i was like 125 so people that saw me like 3 years later around 160 they were like shit u got big im like 5'5 so iam a small dude
so i get that shit all the time. so i tell them protein and creatine. make sure is the musle tech . ha hah
 
Great stories!!! my eyes hurt from reading them. :)

One night i turned into a freakin party favor. It was my sister-in-laws 30th birthday party. Lotz of single and married girls. My brother and I have mutual friends... so they were all giving me shit cuz i was wearing a "X-Small" polo (it was XL... FYI). So one of my boy's wife comes up to me (little drunk) and starts feeling on my pecs. She then waves over more girls to feel my chest. Well... pretty soon all the girls AND guys were feeling up on me. Then the girls wanted me to take my shirt off!!!! Well... i didn't have a choice... they pretty much stripped it off of me (I didn't resist too much). I had just finished up a cutter and had the 6 pack goin. It was all in good fun. I knew pretty much everyone there.... so no jeolous boyfriends or husbands. BUT there was one guy that I overheard telling one of my friends "I bet he takes roids... he can't be that cut up without help." It was a family function... so I decided not to "rage" on him. :)

--Techbaseball
 
Anabolic12 said:
I will agree, but in this case after everything went down the way it did, she was probably around 20 or so. I really try and be careful these day. Hell, you might think a chick is twenty and she is 14. God makes them different now, when I was in school chicks didnt look 20 when they were 15
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True dat. 15 will get you 20...years in the joint!
 
It's funny this came up. First I'm not that big only about 210, 5'8", but yesterday at the bar I was washing my hands after pissing and a dude in there, probably drunk, turns from pissing and says, "Hey dude, I see you in the gym all the time and wanted to talk to you." Then is guy offers his hand for me to shake.....Yeah fucking right, I had him wash his hands and then shook with him. People are amazing. But deep down most of us don't mind the attention, except from homie in the Honda. Good stuff
 
heres a short story.
on the weekends i wait tables at this really nice place from time to time cuz the money is awesome. well i was wating on this one table and this chick grabbed my arm as i was walking by cuz she wanted to order or something. when she grabbed my arm all she said was "oh my god", and i turned to her and said "what ma'am?". she then said to me in front of her husband/boyfriend, your arms are huge i bet you look like one of those magazine guys. Mean while her man was like what the fuck... so when it was time to leave they were both walking out and the guy came back and said that they are regulars there and he would appreciate it if i never waited on them again cuz his girl thought i was hot. I just shook my head and walked away...

its crazy how insecure people can be.... sad actually

ksbst9mm
 
all the people at my work think im fucking he man or something. im not even that big, just bigger than average. my nickname at work is "bison"
 
I work as a bouncer and during the warmer months (well, i'm in phoenix, so they're all warm) all the bouncers will take their shirts off around 2:15 once the bar's almost clear and start cleaining up with our wifebeaters on. One nigh I stripped down to my beater and grabbed the cottage cheese/pineapple i'd brought from the kitchen and started eating. There were a few people left in the bar and one girl asked me...
"Is that cottage cheese... mixed with STEROIDS??
 
Before this years baseball season i was at 155 lbs. After our fall season i finally started to go to the gym following the advice of my coach. I had been in the gym on and off for my years in high school but not serious. By the time of beginning of the season i was at 175lbs ripped. When my coach first saw me he was astonished. The seond day of practice he called me into his offce and closed the door. He sat down in front of me and told me in a serious voice that the NCAA will be testing in a couple of days and asked me to not come back because he was afraid i would test positive and tarnish the schools reputation. When he told me this i laughed in his face. I told him i had made all of my gains naturally and he didnt have to worry. He was so imbarissed and made me swear to him i wouldnt tell anyone the discussion we had.
 
when my g/f friends ask me how did i get so big i like fuckin with them ,i tell them i eat alot of wendys and mc'donalds lol...they say but how come you dont have a gut,is just genetics baby....
 
You both shoulda kicked the shit out of them slabbers. I suppose in america you dont know who has a gun.

Over here its only if people have a drink they think theyre hard men or if they come in packs of 10s n 20s. I havent been in a fight in years. ive actually forgotton how good i am! I used to box at middleweight when i was 17 now im a heavyweight and 21.

My uncles have asked if im on juice,because of how big i am, but im not yet on roids although i am planning it this month when i get paid, im not looking forward to the slurs of being a user. even though ive told about 1- of my friends.
 
Techbaseball said:
Great stories!!! my eyes hurt from reading them. :)

One night i turned into a freakin party favor. It was my sister-in-laws 30th birthday party. Lotz of single and married girls. My brother and I have mutual friends... so they were all giving me shit cuz i was wearing a "X-Small" polo (it was XL... FYI). So one of my boy's wife comes up to me (little drunk) and starts feeling on my pecs. She then waves over more girls to feel my chest. Well... pretty soon all the girls AND guys were feeling up on me. Then the girls wanted me to take my shirt off!!!! Well... i didn't have a choice... they pretty much stripped it off of me (I didn't resist too much). I had just finished up a cutter and had the 6 pack goin. It was all in good fun. I knew pretty much everyone there.... so no jeolous boyfriends or husbands. BUT there was one guy that I overheard telling one of my friends "I bet he takes roids... he can't be that cut up without help." It was a family function... so I decided not to "rage" on him. :)

--Techbaseball
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Thats what its all about!!
So people think its only steroids that make men big, they dont talk about all the hours put into the gym and all the gruelling food we have to eat.
 
You guys that have these chicks coming up to you need to work on your closing.
ABC.
A Always
B Be
C Closing
 
Anabolic12 said:
I was in the grocery store about 3 months ago shopping for my week’s worth of chicken, fish, and veggies. I stopped off at the magazine section of the store. One of the hottest looking girls that I have ever seen comes and stands beside me, but of course this girl was way too young for me. I’m 30 and she was probably 20 or so. Out of know where she picked up a fitness magazine and said “is this what you look like with your shirt off. Now, I am not a big guy 5’9” 198, around 7% bf, but with my bf being so low at the time I looked good…hahah.. Anyway, I said no not that guy, but I look like him. She said; let me see your six pack. I just started laughing, and about that time her man or what I presume to be her man walked up and grabbed the shit out of her and said “what the hell are you doing” This guy was about my height had gold chains on with really baggy clothes (pants where about to fall off) and a NY hat that was cocked sideways. He sounded like he had just stepped out of the hood. He was a white guy trying to be black. I just kind of stood there for a second to see what was going to happen next “she said, I was just looking at the magazines. He said “Bullshit, bitch you were talking to that roid head” I said, man you need to calm down, she was just asking me if I saw a certain magazine. About that time he rushes up to me chest to chest and said I don’t care how many steroids you’re taking I will clean these isle with your ass. Now, if you could have heard the way this sounded when he said it… I just started laughing, meanwhile his woman is pulling on his saying “lets go, lets go” I said, my boy, you are confused.. He said F*** you. I said, first you and I both know you are white and second there isn’t anyway you can clean these isles with my ass. Then he said, I aren’t worth his time and walked away. Well, after I paid and started on my way out there was about 5 people that looked just like him staring and pointing at me. I get in my car and they start following me, in these Hondas that are slammed to the ground and other slammed and all painted up cars with large mufflers. You know the kind that makes the driver think he’s driving 100mph everywhere he goes. No, offense, but if you have one of these cars, and you are over 20 years it’s time to grow up. Anyway, I still think this is just funny, but then they are getting real close to the back of my car at red lights and pulling up beside me telling me to roll down my window. Being 30, I like to think I have a great amount of patience with people. But, my patience has run out and I didn’t want them following me to my house. So I pull over in a bank parking lot and jump out of the car. The one guy that was picking on me (hahahah) in the store jumps out and takes his shirt off and starts yelling to his buddy, to hold his chains, that he was about to f*** me up. Now, at this point I should have been the bigger man, and have just gotten into my car and left. But I couldn’t help myself. So I decide that I will take my shirt off and get ready to partake in whatever this guy wants to try and do.. Well, the best complement I have had since I started working out happened at that very moment. And soon as my shirt came of, all his buddy that were standing around, went “Damn” The funny part is they said it all at the same time. Then, his buddy’s said, to their friend “he going to kick your ass” At that point I said to they guy look, I understand that you need to show your woman that you are tuff, but I am not the guy you want to do that with. He said, you’re a pussy, and turn to his buddies and said “ lets go get our drink on” Well, as they were leaving one of his buddies pulls his car of next to me and says, I think you go to my gym, I said you mean, my gym. I laughed, and he then asked if we could me up sometime and see if I could help him with his routines. I said, talk to me at the gym and he left.

So anyway, I know I ran the story long and got of topic, but I just had to tell it. I was floored that after all that, his buddy asked me that at the end Again, I don’t recommend pulling over or fighting in anyway. But enough was enough.
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not a very good idea to jump out of your car on someone, my cousin did the same type of thing you are talking about and got shot in the stomach once and the chest twice. best to let the idiots be idiots and walk away.0
 
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