Funniest thing ever seen in the gym!

[Cheetarah]

Perhaps she was drinking diet coke?

Well that certainly would've been better but nope.

 

[The Ranger]

Try this next time....<wink>


The Areobic Bomb- Usually the Areobic rooms have fans to cool the Richard Simmons disciples off. Move stealthily up wind of your intended target. Be patient for the right opportunity and let it rip(protein bomb). Now move away to a good observation point. This is enormously effective against cell phone joggers, who spew shit from that wadgobbling pie hole while chowing down on power bars and sucking down Cappichinos. They talk, talk, talk and are unaware of whats going on until a waif of decaying Myoplex enters their nostrils, I have noticed that trying to talk, gag, and jog is impossible.

Works everytime, and funny to watch the treadmill launch them into the Aunt Bee types who are waiting their turn while discussing recipes, grandchildren, and anal masturbation techniques.....Heh heh heh

Ranger

 

[smoknjilly]

How long was he on there? Marathoners eat powerbars (and other such things) when running for hours.

lol he was walking on the treadmill and eating it. not even running.

 

[Fyre]

I train at 5:30 in the morning and I always have a coffee in my hand when i walk in the gym, as well as a bottle of water. I don't think I've ever drank my coffee while i was doing my cardio though...hmmmm...maybe i have, don't remember. Now, if it was a Caramel Macchiato or something like that from Starbucks, well then, yes, that would be a little funny.

 

[wateengedoe2]

ive seen a guy eating a powerbar while on the treadmill.

one other strange thing I have seen...people...while on the bike, treadmill, stairmaster....who put a towel over their head. Like completely over their head with a tiny space for eyes and nose...

can anyone explain this to me?

Perhaps they're ashamed of themselves working out and don't want to be recognized by anyone .... No, prob. not!

Would be more appropriate for people eating at McDonald's, but I've never seen it over there ... OK, OK, I don't go to McDonald's, but I can see those people thru the huge windows when I pass by

 

[wateengedoe2]

ive seen a guy eating a powerbar while on the treadmill.

one other strange thing I have seen...people...while on the bike, treadmill, stairmaster....who put a towel over their head. Like completely over their head with a tiny space for eyes and nose...

can anyone explain this to me?

Perhaps they're ashamed of themselves working out and don't want to be recognized by anyone .... No, prob. not!

Would be more appropriate for people eating at McDonald's, but I've never seen it over there ... OK, OK, I don't go to McDonald's, but I can see those people through the huge windows when I pass by

 

[slinky]

That's it. I'm opening a gym.

The free weight area would take up one dinky corner. The rest will be a cafe, complete with coffee bar. All the cardio equipment will have not only cup holders, but tray holders for breakfast, snacks, etc. And of course, the cardio area will have their own wait staff from the cafe. Gotta make sure everyone gets their refill while walking on them treadmills...

Now...to find that financier......

 

[Ceebs]

The free weight area would take up one dinky corner. The rest will be a cafe, complete with coffee bar. All the cardio equipment will have not only cup holders, but tray holders for breakfast, snacks, etc. And of course, the cardio area will have their own wait staff from the cafe. Gotta make sure everyone gets their refill while walking on them treadmills...

That is an excellent idea, slinky, except that you're missing a dancefloor and "VIP Lounge" area, preferably with strobe light and lots of cushy crushed velvet pillows, in that order. The animals have to socialize, too.

If you run out of room, just chuck the free weights area. Nobody's going to use it, anyway.

 

[Nonerz]

Hilarious thread!!

okay, the towel over the head thing...well I sweat A LOT!! I don't drape the towel over my head but now that you mention it, it would be easier!

Originally posted by JJFigure
What if she got distracted while taking a sip, bit it, threw the cup as she was falling, and took out the entire group of people on the ellipticals. Man, that'd be tragic.

tragic...and funny!

 

[SteelWeaver]

Cute. Are you gonna try that next?

lol. I'd love to, except I don't do indoor cardio. And right now, I don't do ANY cardio - I cardio'd out this year, doing like, 2 hours a day for months on end, bleugh! I'm kind of regretting my slackness, though, because I have a date (yes! a date! whoo hoo) for tomorrow morning 9am, JOGGING! Pleaase lord let me not embarrass myself completely!

Slinky, don't forget the girls on roller-blades for serving drinks, for that "fitness" feel.

I sure don't have a problem with coffee pre-cardio, but PRE-cardio is the key point - how can one work out drinking hot coffee? Like JJ said, that's dangerous! lmao!

The worst, though, is when someone pulls out a tuna sandwich in the locker room ...