Funniest diet myth

[anthrax]

What's the funniest diet myth you've heard ?

I start : "banana are a very good source of protein"

 

[Schutzhund1]

The cabbage soup diet will make you loose 5lbs and you won't gain it back after you stop.

 

[sublime35]

1. carbs are bad
2. eating at night will make you fat
3. i can eat as many Snackwells as i want because they are fat free
4. fat is bad

 

[ASU]

Slim fast diet

 

[JKurz1]

1. carbs are bad
2. eating at night will make you fat
3. i can eat as many Snackwells as i want because they are fat free
4. fat is bad

damn bro.......nailed it............also, low gi is optimal postworkout........and the whole Atkins thing is a joke..........teach people to learn, not how to lose 30lbs in a month and then gain it all back + some.......

 

[anthrax]

Back in the 90s "you can eat as much fat free ice cream as you want because it's fat free"

 

[sublime35]

LOL yeah thats exactly what i meant with the Snackwells cookie thing.

 

[musclebosun]

pussy is high in protien. I been eatin it for years now and still no results!

 

[ASU]

Bread and Butter Diet
The basic gimmick of this diet is that you get to eat a slice of bread with butter at every meal.

Saturated fat and white bread!!! that's what we Really need in our diets lol

 

[*MissFit*]

sex is not an exercise