Fucked up but funny

[jumpmaster82]

ok bros ive taken test in almost all my cycles. I'm on deca dbol test right now, but this test is makin me hornier than a 13 boy on viagra. I just fucked the fattest dirtyest nasty skank imagineable. I'm talking one that makes me feel like i just got it on with a goddamn hippo. I was just so damn horny. Maybe gear really is dangerous, hhhmmm i ponder...

 

[Megalomaniac]

ok bros ive taken test in almost all my cycles. I'm on Deca-Durabolin - nandrolone decanoate - Dianabol - methandrostenolone - test right now, but this test is makin me hornier than a 13 boy on viagra. I just fucked the fattest dirtyest nasty skank imagineable. I'm talking one that makes me feel like i just got it on with a goddamn hippo. I was just so damn horny. Maybe gear really is dangerous, hhhmmm i ponder...

I wouldn't blame it on the gear as much as your title, I would say that is where the 'hitting ugly fatties' comes from!

 

[goku_kakarot77]

man you an animal bro lmao

peace

 

[holy ghost]

pour some rubbin alcohol on ya dick

 

[Guvna]

There was once a study conducted comparing the mean BMI of females plowed among real men (test users) and pussies (nonusers).


Well, the long and short of it is that we bang fatter girls.

 

[cuts82]

Hahaha I would rather rub one out then fck a fat chick! J

 

[jon1320]

fat bitches need love to !

 

[airsmith2k]

lol been there done that

 

[nzrodney]

Fat girls fuck better cause they dont know when the next one will be!!!

 

[goku_kakarot77]

Fat girls fuck better cause they dont know when the next one will be!!!

^^^
HAHAHA. thats true cause they dont know if they will score again lol

peace

 

[bw1]

lol

 

[tricky124]

Hey, whats wrong with Hippo's

 

[goku_kakarot77]

Hey, whats wrong with Hippo's

nothing bro there still mammals Lmao!!!!!!!!

peace

 

[AMGETR]

We've all been there.

 

[jumpshot]

Erm, I can't say I banged a fattie because of test...alcohol maybe, but not just test.

 

[! RUSSIAN BEAR !]

hahahahaha


i bet you loved it

 

[advanced-stealth]

LOL.

 

[safety4lyfe]

fat chics love to suck the dick
they will do anything you ask, probably lick your ass
cause they want you to stick around wit em as long as possible

 

[Acela]

We've all been there.

very true

 

[Thunderclap47]

I thought one of the reasons of building a muscular body is to attract hot bitches, not fat backs! lol. Brutal.

 

[GUESS]

Fuck I did that once but just as was about to throw it in her doggystyle I politely said sorry I can't do this! Then I got dressed quickly while she began to quietly cry, Fuck did I feel bad!!!

 

[Thunderclap47]

Brutal J right their. Hopefully you didn't have to see her again. That shit might be awkward if she works with you or something. You could tell the guy's.... Yeah I was going to throw it in her ass, but their was a peice of Ham in the way, so I said fuck it.

 

[SLAYER69!]

10 beers + 750 mg test EW = Fuck anything on two legs and female. With some exceptions, like ostriches and kangaroos.

 

[GUESS]

Brutal J right their. Hopefully you didn't have to see her again. That shit might be awkward if she works with you or something. You could tell the guy's.... Yeah I was going to throw it in her ass, but their was a peice of Ham in the way, so I said fuck it.

I think you just gave me a fuckin' hernia from laughing so motherfuckin' hard.

And no this was just some random chick who hung around way to long after a buddies poker night. She was good looking though, too bad cause if she had even a little chunk she woulg get boned alot cus she's pretty.

 

[levi8599]

Hahaha I would rather rub one out then fck a fat chick! J

you say that now. i used to say that too. there will come a time. and u just have to accept it.

 

[Zuperman]

Fucken a fatty is fun as hell, all your senses are working both arms and both legs, like driving a manual or a buggy, It's fucken fun as hell, But you just don't go telling your friends about it, or say in on the boards........keep it too your self and then do it again!!!! You know that was fun don't you??? HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Arabian]

you better buy some stock in Jergens Lotion

 

[cipherking]

Brutal J right their. Hopefully you didn't have to see her again. That shit might be awkward if she works with you or something. You could tell the guy's.... Yeah I was going to throw it in her ass, but their was a peice of Ham in the way, so I said fuck it.

hahahahahahahah fucking halarious. i almost spit out my food.

 

[halfcenturian]

ok bros ive taken test in almost all my cycles. I'm on Deca-Durabolin - nandrolone decanoate - Dianabol - methandrostenolone - test right now, but this test is makin me hornier than a 13 boy on viagra. I just fucked the fattest dirtyest nasty skank imagineable. I'm talking one that makes me feel like i just got it on with a goddamn hippo. I was just so damn horny. Maybe gear really is dangerous, hhhmmm i ponder...

Hey what are doing ??? That's my wife !!!

 

[marvelous54]

Brutal J right their. Hopefully you didn't have to see her again. That shit might be awkward if she works with you or something. You could tell the guy's.... Yeah I was going to throw it in her ass, but their was a peice of Ham in the way, so I said fuck it.

One things for certain I would be a lot more embarassed to have that Nebraska avi up than to bone a fat chick.

 

[Kingfeade2]

pour some rubbin alcohol on ya dick

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

[Thunderclap47]

One things for certain I would be a lot more embarassed to have that Nebraska avi up than to bone a fat chick.

That's fucked up! How you going to kick a man when he's down? This is our worst season since 1961 and it's probably going to be worse. At least this year will finalize getting that SOB Callahan out of there. Look out boys....Option football dominance will be back!

 

[SpyWizard]

ok bros ive taken test in almost all my cycles. I'm on Deca-Durabolin - nandrolone decanoate - Dianabol - methandrostenolone - test right now, but this test is makin me hornier than a 13 boy on viagra. I just fucked the fattest dirtyest nasty skank imagineable. I'm talking one that makes me feel like i just got it on with a goddamn hippo. I was just so damn horny. Maybe gear really is dangerous, hhhmmm i ponder...

did you wear a glove?? did she wear a hat or blanket??

at least you know she will always be available to you, and she's a good cook, or knows all the best buffets in town..

 

[GUESS]

bump^^^^^^^^^^^^Let's hear it all, these stories can be fuckin' funny.

 

[hyp1]

I think we've all done the dog at one time or another,hell I've done them all,skinny chicks,fat chicks,seriously hot chicks,not so hot chicks,2 baggers and 3 baggers.

one thing that I can though is since I've quit drinking while on cycle,fat chicks and fugly chicks have basically been eliminated.

 

[justinjones1963]

ok bros ive taken test in almost all my cycles. I'm on Deca-Durabolin - nandrolone decanoate - Dianabol - methandrostenolone - test right now, but this test is makin me hornier than a 13 boy on viagra. I just fucked the fattest dirtyest nasty skank imagineable. I'm talking one that makes me feel like i just got it on with a goddamn hippo. I was just so damn horny. Maybe gear really is dangerous, hhhmmm i ponder...

At least you are honest.

Half of the guys here are probably MARRIED to a fat hog and will not admit it lol

 

[marvelous54]

That's fucked up! How you going to kick a man when he's down? This is our worst season since 1961 and it's probably going to be worse. At least this year will finalize getting that SOB Callahan out of there. Look out boys....Option football dominance will be back!

Just messin with ya a little bro. They have great tradition. They'll be back someday... not sure if you'll still be around then, but someday.

 

[hesnobradpitt]

fat bitches need love to !

Just not from brad. !

 

[bsdgeek]

LOL this shits funny! fat chick stories are great!! I did one once, man she worked hard for it, i just laid back and tried to keep from laughing. she was like a fuckin animal that hadn't eaten in weeks, i thought she was going to eat my dick! it was almost intimidating! LOL when it was over, and i was leaving, i almost threw up. LOL that was fuckin sick.

But bro man, I do know what you mean bout being fuckin horny on the t. Hell, I'd fuck a tree if I weren't scared of ants. LOL Can you imagine gettin ant bites on your dick?? LOL

 

[Cal_21]

LOL this shits funny! fat chick stories are great!! I did one once, man she worked hard for it, i just laid back and tried to keep from laughing. she was like a fuckin animal that hadn't eaten in weeks, i thought she was going to eat my dick! it was almost intimidating! LOL when it was over, and i was leaving, i almost threw up. LOL that was fuckin sick.

But bro man, I do know what you mean bout being fuckin horny on the t. Hell, I'd fuck a tree if I weren't scared of ants. LOL Can you imagine gettin ant bites on your dick?? LOL

SIG!!

 

[bsdgeek]

SIG!!

cool bro!

 

[marvelous54]

ok bros ive taken test in almost all my cycles. I'm on Deca-Durabolin - nandrolone decanoate - Dianabol - methandrostenolone - test right now, but this test is makin me hornier than a 13 boy on viagra. I just fucked the fattest dirtyest nasty skank imagineable. I'm talking one that makes me feel like i just got it on with a goddamn hippo. I was just so damn horny. Maybe gear really is dangerous, hhhmmm i ponder...

the fat chick i was hooked up with was the closest thing to rape i've ever experienced. i had been messin with her firend for awhile and she was a hot lil piece of ass. anyway they pull in to a parkin lot where we use to meet. they both get out then another one of there friends pulls in behind them. the chick i'd been hittin walked over to talk to the other friend and the fat bitch walks right up to my window, reaches in and grabs my cock. then she looks at me and says "take me up the road and I'll suck your dick". I told my cousin to get out and I'd be back in a few. bro, as soon as I stopped the car she reached across me and pulled the lever on my seat, ripped the buttons off my shirt then she started suckin me like there was a prize in the middle... which i guess there was for her. she then climbs on me and rides like i was a race horse, and she was sweatin like a horse. i finally got off and told her we needed to get back so I could pick up my cousin. i didnt even get my pants up and she reaches over and throws the seat back again, then she started suckin me again. i was done with it so i had to think of something. i finally just told her my cousin was retarded and i needed to get back before he freaked out... i know that's sad but it was the only thing i could think of.

 

[nzrodney]

Brutal J right their. Hopefully you didn't have to see her again. That shit might be awkward if she works with you or something. You could tell the guy's.... Yeah I was going to throw it in her ass, but their was a peice of Ham in the way, so I said fuck it.

 

[Thunderclap47]

Just messin with ya a little bro. They have great tradition. They'll be back someday... not sure if you'll still be around then, but someday.

I got to see a little glimpse of the past today. We beat Kansas State 73-31.

 

[big.nad]

haha quality. seems to be true this.