fruit salad and sex

[swole]

is what i want tonight

and all i have right now are blackberries, raspberries, apples and kiwis

 

[swole]

and cactus pears, but most of you muvgas don't even know

 

[swole]

who the fuck sleeps on a pull-out couch?!?

lol

 

[UA_Iron]

if you slice the kiwi just right and load it up with some vaseline... and then add in PICK3 and you got yourself a sex and a fruit salad, respectively.

 

[needtogetaas]

who the fuck sleeps on a pull-out couch?!?

lol

you fucken dirty twat.I sleep on one some times when I want to fall asleep watching tv.I just got a bran new condo so eat me.

 

[needtogetaas]

is what i want tonight

and all i have right now are blackberries, raspberries, apples and kiwis

and I could make a bomb ass fruit salad with that but I ant telling you how.

 

[swole]

and I could make a bomb ass fruit salad with that but I ant telling you how.

oh no, please tell me!!! please tell me the secret to pouring the little berries in a bowl with sliced apples and kiwis!!! please!!! give up the fucking secret!!! please!!!!!!!

 

[needtogetaas]

oh no, please tell me!!! please tell me the secret to pouring the little berries in a bowl with sliced apples and kiwis!!! please!!! give up the fucking secret!!! please!!!!!!!

blend some of the berries with shuger and mix it in with every thing dick head crist don't try to burn me when it comes to food you will look like an ass.

 

[swole]

blend some of the berries with shuger and mix it in with every thing dick head crist don't try to burn me when it comes to food you will look like an ass.

but i like eating each piece by itself

what you described is pretty much a fruit smoothie.

did i mention fruit smoothie in my post at all? AT ALL?!

Go back to your couch.

 

[needtogetaas]

but i like eating each piece by itself

what you described is pretty much a fruit smoothie.

did i mention fruit smoothie in my post at all? AT ALL?!

Go back to your couch.

not all the fruit not all the berryies.just a few berries with some sugar blend them up and ad them to the fruit salad.gives the fruit salad a sweat berry dressing.get it.

 

[needtogetaas]

but i like eating each piece by itself

what you described is pretty much a fruit smoothie.

did i mention fruit smoothie in my post at all? AT ALL?!

Go back to your couch.

I feel bad now.your come back was ether week or deliberatly less offensive then you used to be.now I look like the bad guy.

 

[velvett]

no cherries?

 

[SgtSlaughter]

no cherries?

I don't like how the good one's come with pits/seed in them, they're a pain... but worth it sometimes.

 

[needtogetaas]

the price of cherries is crazy.I get pissed every time I buy them.

 

[medical]

not all the fruit not all the berryies.just a few berries with some sugar blend them up and ad them to the fruit salad.gives the fruit salad a sweat berry dressing.get it.

Squeeze a lemon in there, few scrapes of the zest, you're golden! Maybe a single splash of balsamic vinegar depending on the acidity of the apples......

 

[needtogetaas]

Squeeze a lemon in there, few scrapes of the zest, you're golden! Maybe a single splash of balsamic vinegar depending on the acidity of the apples......

well I would have said the lemon to but I was just working with what he said he had.

 

[medical]

well I would have said the lemon to but I was just working with what he said he had.

I hear ya bro.....he is describing a fruit plate...great with cheese.....but a fruit salad needs something to marry the flavors and bring it together.

 

[medical]

the price of cherries is crazy.I get pissed every time I buy them.

Those high $$ yellow cherries are the shit, though!

 

[needtogetaas]

Those high $$ yellow cherries are the shit, though!

nothing better.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

I don't like how the good one's come with pits/seed in them, they're a pain... but worth it sometimes.

OMG cherries that is going on next sundays list

 

[velvett]

asian pears - YUM

 

[PICK3]

if you slice the kiwi just right and load it up with some vaseline... and then add in PICK3 and you got yourself a sex and a fruit salad, respectively.

wtf???

 

[myway]

not all the fruit not all the berryies.just a few berries with some sugar blend them up and ad them to the fruit salad.gives the fruit salad a sweat berry dressing.get it.

need2, have u ever added a lil bit of sugar to tuna salad? Makes it DA BOMB!!!!! I know I am not a world famous cook, but I was kinda proud of myself. I just got home from work and I am still awake making oatmeal raisin cookies. Just 2 days ago, I made a PB sandwich and it had just the right amount of PB. It was great.

 

[needtogetaas]

need2, have u ever added a lil bit of sugar to tuna salad? Makes it DA BOMB!!!!! I know I am not a world famous cook, but I was kinda proud of myself. I just got home from work and I am still awake making oatmeal raisin cookies. Just 2 days ago, I made a PB sandwich and it had just the right amount of PB. It was great.

makes fore good potato salad to.use shugar,mayo,musterd,and bacon,

 

[jnevin]

You should pick up a puckered starfruit.

 

[myway]

makes fore good potato salad to.use shugar,mayo,musterd,and bacon,

Damn! That does sound good. When I make mashed potatoes, I use bacon and sour cream. Yum.