First, let me take a selfie!

[Aplopez8]

So far I'm just jealous of wootooms life

 

[caligirl85]

He lives the life of a Russian rockstar

 

[ugotmale2day]

Camping with the fam selfie

Gayness lol

 

[digimon7068]

It's a Magners!! Irish cider, eh!!

fixed

 

[Sluggerp]

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[cindylou]

great pic ^

 

[WoodyO]

What is Tenerife?

 

[digimon7068]

What is Tenerife?

who is sluggerp?

 

[wootoom]

2 weeks?

 

[digimon7068]

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*en route

 

[wootoom]

Lolololol

 

[digimon7068]

Lolololol

Go Dutch, eh!

 

[nangiggles]

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Im jelly, enjoy

 

[wootoom]

Go Dutch, eh!

They are going crazy at the campground

 

[digimon7068]

They are going crazy at the campground

any bearing-of-the-breasts???

 

[miplank]

baring

 

[digimon7068]

baring

bearing-of-the-breasts involves placing cold cans of beer on them and seeing who can bear it the longest...it's a chick soccer hooligan thingie

 

[miplank]

fuck off

 

[digimon7068]

fuck off

didn't buy into that even for a second, huh?

 

[wootoom]

Lololololol

 

[WoodyO]

New pet

 

[digimon7068]

New pet

you bought your kid a tarantula?

 

[WoodyO]

you bought your kid a tarantula?

Yep. A Guyana pink toe to be exact.

 

[WoodyO]

 

[sexyMFer]

is it friendly?

 

[WoodyO]

is it friendly?

I held it to put it in the terrarium and it didn't bite me. It's not really something he'll be able to play with though. He just looks at it.

 

[caligirl85]

Yuck! I couldn't do it

 

[WoodyO]

 

[ha1a1]

Sweet

 

[ugotmale2day]

Sweet

Nothing sweet about it u idiot.

 

[WoodyO]

Nothing sweet about it u idiot.

It's fuckin' sweet and you know it, homo.

 

[ugotmale2day]

ONLY idiots would buy a gay ass spider lol

 

[WoodyO]

ONLY idiots would by a spider lol

*buy

"Purchase" would also be acceptable. Get an education, mongoloid.

 

[wootoom]

Lololol

 

[wootoom]

Should I ban this fuck? I don't see why I haven't yet

 

[WoodyO]

Why is he still in the green?

 

[caligirl85]

Lol @ gay ass spider

 

[ugotmale2day]

Ban me so I can jap slap you so hard that your spider feels it lol

 

[caligirl85]

What's a jap slap?

 

[digimon7068]

it's an ethnically-insensitive way of threatening someone with a karate chop...

 

[digimon7068]

Yep. A Guyana pink toe to be exact.

damn...i'm not a fan of spiders...and the bigger and hairier they are, the less i like them

 

[digimon7068]

I held it to put it in the terrarium and it didn't bite me. It's not really something he'll be able to play with though. He just looks at it.

i like looking at tits

 

[WoodyO]

damn...i'm not a fan of spiders...and the bigger and hairier they are, the less i like them

This one will live to be 4-8 years old and be about 5 inches.

 

[ugotmale2day]

Who the hell buys their son a stupid spider

 

[WoodyO]

Ban me so I can jap slap you so hard that your spider feels it lol

It's my spider, dipshit. I'm not a mod around here.

 

[digimon7068]

This one will live to be 4-8 years old and be about 5 inches.

what's it eat (besides small samoan children)??

 

[ugotmale2day]

Lol grown man buys himself a spider how freaking cute

 

[WoodyO]

what's it eat (besides small samoan children)??

2-3 live crickets per week right now.

 

[digimon7068]

Who the hell buys their son a stupid spider

how do you know that the spider is stupid? you some kinda arachnid-whisperer or some shit??

 

[WoodyO]

Who the hell buys their son a stupid spider

You scared of a lil spider or something?

 

[ugotmale2day]

This dudes on a Fitness Forum talking about spiders what a loser

 

[caligirl85]

This one will live to be 4-8 years old and be about 5 inches.

You are much better around spiders than I am. They just give me the heebies

 

[caligirl85]

But I remember the pics of the ones in your yard!

 

[WoodyO]

This dudes on a Fitness Forum talking about spiders what a loser

I bet I could buy and sell your ghetto ass. Also, lol @ actually talking about fitness on this forum. Have you seen the bloated midget mods in the AAS section?

 

[ugotmale2day]

Shut up Gary Coleman

 

[digimon7068]

This dudes on a Fitness Forum talking about spiders what a loser

this is c&c fucktard...no one here lifts weights...

 

[ugotmale2day]

Then maybe you should grow some balls and lift weights than playn with spiders

 

[caligirl85]

We lift bottles and gummies and hopefully pizza if I order some!

 

[ugotmale2day]

Cali you lift soccer balls I know lol

 

[digimon7068]

Then maybe you should grow some balls and lift weights than playn with spiders

pffft, i already look like george-fucking-clooney...i start lifting weights and you'll be stuck with rosie palmer the rest of your life...i couldn't do that to you...it would be like kicking a retarded puppy...

 

[caligirl85]

Those are the only balls I've been lifting

 

[caligirl85]

pffft, i already look like george-fucking-clooney...i start lifting weights and you'll be stuck with rosie palmer the rest of your life...i couldn't do that to you...it would be like kicking a retarded puppy...

I think you are more shredded than George

 

[ugotmale2day]

Those are the only balls I've been lifting

I know I know nothing like them nice Spaniard balls

 

[caligirl85]

Lol I'll let ya know in November after I go for a visit

 

[ha1a1]

how do you know that the spider is stupid? you some kinda arachnid-whisperer or some shit??

Lololol

 

[ugotmale2day]

Lololol

Whats so funny u moron? Only funny thing is your low bank balance.

 

[ha1a1]

This dudes on a Fitness Forum talking about spiders what a loser

Fitness Forum lol...what a fucken gaycunt.

 

[ugotmale2day]

Are you on EliteFitness?
Thats what I thought u big queer.
Go play on your green machine u immature bastard.

 

[ha1a1]

Whats so funny u moron? Only funny thing is your low bank balance.

My girl is a model with no stretchmarks. Suck me homo.

 

[ugotmale2day]

Your gf who is a tranny?

 

[caligirl85]

My girl is a model with no stretchmarks. Suck me homo.

You dumped the yoga instructor?

 

[dabuffguy]

Are you on EliteFitness?
Thats what I thought u big queer.
Go play on your green machine u immature bastard.

Shut the fuck up you worthless pile of hippo shit.


Jump in a wood chipper.

 

[WoodyO]

Shit... I thought I had been posting on Elite Fagness all these years. Boy is my face red now.

 

[WoodyO]

Also, I'm buying a scorpion this weekend to keep my spider company. So fuck all y'all.

 

[ha1a1]

You dumped the yoga instructor?

Nope...she models as well

 

[WoodyO]

Nope...she models as well

In the downward dog position?

 

[ha1a1]

Yes Sir. She does.

 

[ugotmale2day]

Quit acting like u r all that u fagt.

 

[Cali72]

My man is a model with no stretchmarks. Suck me homo.

Lol

 

[ha1a1]

Lol

 

[WoodyO]

Quit acting like u r all that u fagt.

Are you a 12 year old girl posting from your cell in math class? Spell your fucking words out properly, cocksmith.

 

[ugotmale2day]

Fuk u you dumbass

 

[WoodyO]

I stand corrected. That is perfect grammar.

 

[digimon7068]

I stand corrected. That is perfect grammar.

you're fighting with a 12 year old girl posting from her (dumb) phone in math class

 

[WoodyO]

Where is a better location for my new Happy couple BJ Gnomes?

 

[digimon7068]

Where is a better location for my new Happy couple BJ Gnomes?

i'm partial to option #1

option #2 seems to already be adequately covered with the gay lord fucker rock LOLOLOL

 

[ugotmale2day]

Thats really gay

 

[digimon7068]

Thats really gay

it's a girl gnome blowing a boy gnome...tasteless as hell...butt definitely knot gay. you got teh seggzual dyslexia??

 

[WoodyO]

I've got another gnome due to arrive today. This one is taking a shit. I'll need to find a suitable location for that one as well.

 

[wootoom]

I just bought a beetle

 

[digimon7068]

I just bought a beetle

a VW or just some big ass insect that you're going to make into a pet like woody???

 

[WoodyO]

I need to buy another terrarium to raise feeder crickets now. And then a 3rd one for the scorpions.

The kid is gonna have to start taking care of these things himself. Those scorpion stings hurt like a bitch.

 

[ugotmale2day]

Take a scorpion to bed w you tonight.

 

[WoodyO]

Take a scorpion to bed w you tonight.

*with

 

[PICK3]

100 pages!

Wished my hard wood stay as long as this thread

and so dew my wimmenzs




please respond

 

[WoodyO]

Wut?

 

[C0LUMB0]

Ban me so I can jap slap you so hard that your spider feels it lol

There ya go bud.

 

[-SD-]

ugotbant2day

 

[ha1a1]

He found something else to do

 

[bigbassturd]

New pet

Same kid?