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First, let me take a selfie!

what a pussy
 
I wish for an escape! Somewhere hot and fun preferably!
 
I wish I was on the west coast right now.

You wish you was in GA with a big beast of a man

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My assistant told me she measures guys penises by whether it chokes her or not. Her last POF date couldn't touch her tonsils.
 
I know a chick, who is one of these rockabilly girls. Her FB is public, so she has tons of followers who send her nude pics.

She got pissed and started sharing them publicly. One of the dudes was holding a big ol' shampoo bottle next to his hard on. They were the same size.

I said she should have messaged him for some anal.
 
Wtf is a rockabilly chick? Was it a travel size shampoo bottle?? lol
 
My assistant told me she measures guys penises by whether it chokes her or not. Her last POF date couldn't touch her tonsils.


Makes ya wanna give her a juicy tongue filled kiss doesn't it?
 
She also told me they same guy fucked her on their next date and after he came, he fell asleep on top of her almost instantaneously.
 
Pof is such a cess pool! I think her stories are a lot of what's normal now on there.
 
I think it's easy to get dates aka one night stands there. A few women at work use it. I have in the past but been a few years.
 
I'm gonna start whoring myself on the internet instead of getting thrown out of a random bar in the hotel parking lot at 9:15 on a wednesday night for drinking too many shots with guys from work
 
First crown, then jose, then vodka with some type of pickle juice bullshit, then something called fire balls or fire bombs, then it gets hazy after that but pretty sure it was just crown with beer backs until we got tossed
 
so howd that jerkin off go earler today rob? you kill two birds?

Newp, I haven't had 1 second of peace today. People have been walking in and out of my office about every 2 seconds.

I even went into the bathroom and my goddamn assistant started yelling through the door at me and was waiting outside when I came out.
 
Newp, I haven't had 1 second of peace today. People have been walking in and out of my office about every 2 seconds.

I even went into the bathroom and my goddamn assistant started yelling through the door at me and was waiting outside when I came out.

that woodn't have stopped me from rubbing one out
 
Newp, I haven't had 1 second of peace today. People have been walking in and out of my office about every 2 seconds.

I even went into the bathroom and my goddamn assistant started yelling through the door at me and was waiting outside when I came out.

maybe your assistant will give you a real assist?? :handjob: :dicktation:
 
maybe your assistant will give you a real assist?? :handjob: :dicktation:


No thanks. I've already had to unclog the women's toilet after she backed it up with a massive poo and I also had to come to her rescue after she flipped off a motorist while picking up my lunch, and he followed her back to the office. That's about as far as our relationship should ever go.
 
It almost looks like he's drinking a strongbow
 
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