First, let me take a selfie!

[caligirl85]

My girl is a model with no stretchmarks. Suck me homo.

You dumped the yoga instructor?

 

[dabuffguy]

Are you on EliteFitness?
Thats what I thought u big queer.
Go play on your green machine u immature bastard.

Shut the fuck up you worthless pile of hippo shit.


Jump in a wood chipper.

 

[WoodyO]

Shit... I thought I had been posting on Elite Fagness all these years. Boy is my face red now.

 

[WoodyO]

Also, I'm buying a scorpion this weekend to keep my spider company. So fuck all y'all.

 

[ha1a1]

You dumped the yoga instructor?

Nope...she models as well

 

[WoodyO]

Nope...she models as well

In the downward dog position?

 

[ha1a1]

Yes Sir. She does.

 

[ugotmale2day]

Quit acting like u r all that u fagt.

 

[Cali72]

My man is a model with no stretchmarks. Suck me homo.

Lol

 

[ha1a1]

Lol