Well I was standing on the corner sellin' rap CDs
When I met a little girl named Jan
I let her ride in my caddy
Cuz I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan
We fucked on the bed
Fucked on the floor
Fucked so long I grew a fuckin' afro
...
I put on my clothes and I was on my way
Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
And so I ran I jumped out the back window
But her daddy he was waitin' with a two-by-four
He beat me to the left
He beat me to the right
The motherfucker whooped my ass all night
But I ain't mad at her prejudice dad
Thats the best damn pussy I ever had
Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya. I met a girl in the heart of Australia, had a big ass and big titties too, so I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo.