First dates

[digimon7068]

When was your first date night 1930's?

meh...at least i'm not still waiting on mine

 

[kx250rider]

Haha she is definitely a keeper then. Aren't you the guy that has this thing for air horns and sirens? I thought I read a post once where you said you use your air horn on the fourth of July or something?

That's me... I collect and restore air raid sirens from the Cold War. New Year's Eve around here is something to hear!!!!

Charles

 

[sterolizer]

meh...at least i'm not still waiting on mine

Lololol guess I'm a late bloomer?

 

[C0LUMB0]

i went on a blind date years ago...turns out she was a troglodyte and i needed to escape quick.
we sat down and ordered food - i went to the bathroom and squeezed my ass out thru the window.

went to ring my buddy to have a laugh about it and tell him he was a prick for setting me up with the fugly chick ...
then realised i left my cell phone on the table of the restaurant ...i had to walk back in the front door and apologise

 

[ceo]

Pretty much every first date I've ever had has been bad.

The ones where I get laid on the first date are the worst.

wtf??

just skip the date then and go straight to getting laid.

 

[ceo]

i went on a blind date years ago...turns out she was a troglodyte and i needed to escape quick.
we sat down and ordered food - i went to the bathroom and squeezed my ass out thru the window.

went to ring my buddy to have a laugh about it and tell him he was a prick for setting me up with the fugly chick ...
then realised i left my cell phone on the table of the restaurant ...i had to walk back in the front door and apologise

shoulda ran back in and said some guys were after you in the bathroom and you need to leave now!

 

[Lumberg]

wtf??

just skip the date then and go straight to getting laid.

That's never worked for me. How does that work other than when you pay for it?

Oh wait yeah that has gone down before. Actually that one went pretty well. The problem is opportunities like that aren't like, really common.

 

[shirlene29]

shoulda ran back in and said some guys were after you in the bathroom and you need to leave now!

or said you had to go out the window because you couldn't find the door out of the bathroom

any self respecting woman would have left anyway because you're either a moron or a dickhead

 

[ceo]

The problem is opportunities like that aren't like, really common.

Really? Used to happen to me all the time.

I never paid either.

 

[ceo]

or said you had to go out the window because you couldn't find the door out of the bathroom

any self respecting woman would have left anyway because you're either a moron or a dickhead

Run back in, grab your phone and yell, "Get to the chopper!" as you run out.