Please Scroll Down to See Forums Below I am taking 500mg Test cyp, 200mg nandrolone deconate, 50 mg Stanazolol per week and HGH 41u per day and 1mg anastrozole every three days. I have not changed my diet and it's very clean. I have gained 30 pounds in 3 weeks and I'm retaining lots of water in my hands and feet. I'm 6'3 and my waist has gone from 36 to 41. Strength increases are great but I seem sore and very tight.
First cycle and some strange things are happening help
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ego boner
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jesus tits--- you should have gone with like testE or Cyp maybe 500mg/wk ONLY for 10-12 weeks for your first cycle... now you have no idead how your body reacts to each compound and which one/s can be causing problems.. chill out man.... id get off the juice and run a proper pct then try ONE compiund for your first cycle. I'm surprised you arent out f:ukking an oak tree right now
socket
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This is the exact reason why we advise people to run a single compound for their first cycle, so that if there is a problem, we know which compound it is, and can advise accordingly.
There is reason behind our logic.
Stop cycle, PCT. Them about 2 months from now, start test only cycle.
There is reason behind our logic.
Stop cycle, PCT. Them about 2 months from now, start test only cycle.
Hybridtheory2o
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Damn dude i am still researching and preparing for mine but that is wayyyy too much and im no expert. jesus you have no idea which compound could be causing the reactions why dont ya just sprinkle some dbol in ur cheerios for good measure....no offense but this is the kind of shit thats pretty wreckless
Incredibly excessive. How can someone carelessly take quadruple a dosage of something they've never used before? Unbelieveable.
BigCracker
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Double your doses and eat 20 sticks of butter and drink 6 liters of Pepsi a day. Overindulge in smoking crack cocaine. It won't help with your side effects but it shouldn't take long for you to have a heart attack. Then we can all sleep better at night knowing that you won't procreate and pass your sub moronic IQ on to an innocent child that has no choice in the matter.
Retard Alert on Standby: Code Orange
Dosages extremely high for newbie! Multiple Compounds=Multiple problems.
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Dosages extremely high for newbie! Multiple Compounds=Multiple problems.
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perryscoon
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Geezus man, you're taking so much stuff we can't possibly decide what is causing what. Who told you to take that many compounds your first cycle?
BigCracker
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Ut-oh. Somebody must've went to the big cheese mandated I retire the Retard Alert of face being banned. I have been accused of unprovoked attacks and am now supposed to post as a neutered male completely defenseless even when provoked. Apparently my humor is not appreciated around here by certain mods? Here's my new PC reply.
Excuse me Mr Thread poster sir. Please don't be offended, as I completely admire your desire to embark upon your 1st anabolic journey in full force. However I do think that you may like to reconsider using a single compound for your 1st cycle. I hope you have a most wonderful day and Jesus loves you no matter what you do.
If you should decide to not listen to the vets here offering up advice, I suggest that you continue as is and enjoy yourself without fear of being insulted for doing anything counterproductive to your gains and/or health. This board is all love now. Praise Jesus. Amen.
Peace. Love. Dianabol.
Excuse me Mr Thread poster sir. Please don't be offended, as I completely admire your desire to embark upon your 1st anabolic journey in full force. However I do think that you may like to reconsider using a single compound for your 1st cycle. I hope you have a most wonderful day and Jesus loves you no matter what you do.
If you should decide to not listen to the vets here offering up advice, I suggest that you continue as is and enjoy yourself without fear of being insulted for doing anything counterproductive to your gains and/or health. This board is all love now. Praise Jesus. Amen.
Peace. Love. Dianabol.
Hybridtheory2o
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haha bc.
hyp1
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tampdav said:
jesus christ bro that's a shitload of gear,especially for a first cycle.........this has to be a joke.if it's not I seriously recommend you review your 'first cycle'
and drop everything but the test cypionate @250mgs a week.eat right,train heavy but with clean form,get enough rest and you will be amazed at how much that massive water retention subsides.
bverysmart
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Im sorry bro but the only thing I can say is WTF. research is everything and I can see that you did not do any. Taking AAS is a sicience, you don't just start taking them and not know the reprocutions.
PCT bro and RESEARCH!!!!!!!!!!!
PCT bro and RESEARCH!!!!!!!!!!!
bigswole95
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Dam bro what you trying to do became a Jay Cutler over night lol
No offense taken. I actually thought I was doing this right by going to a hormone therapy clinic. They did my blood work and suggested this regimine. However they suggested 2iu of hgh and I have read that 4iu was the best dosage.
I've done a lot of research and the cycle didn't seem too out of line with those being suggested. I suppose I should have talked to more experienced people before I started. I just blindly trust the people at the clinic and the doctor perscrbing.
I've done a lot of research and the cycle didn't seem too out of line with those being suggested. I suppose I should have talked to more experienced people before I started. I just blindly trust the people at the clinic and the doctor perscrbing.
Tat I got the advice from a doctor at a hormone therapy clinic. Everyone here says I didn't do any research but that not true. I did tons over the last two years. Originally I was just going to go with Anavar.
I wasn't planning on stacking until my second or third cycle. I have read that Test is the only way to go for mass but other gear could be used to minimize the sides. I wanted to stay away from anything that would amortize and require PCT. I was going to stack anavar and stanazolol be safe. I never considered the nandrolone deconate until I went to the clinic. I took their advice over my better judgement and reasearch but the dosages they suggested didn't seem crazy. I have read that 200 test and 100 nandrolone deconate would have been sufficient but I also read that people were doing as much as 1000mg of test a week so I didn't realize it was out of controll to do 500mg. I also didn't know that there was a significant difference in dosing tolerance as you become more experienced with using gear.
The tests they did showed my testosterone level in my blood was 70. I read that normal was between 200 and 600 so I thought their aggressive perscription was tailored to my blood work and needs as a 39 year old. They also had a solid plan for teating sidedes and PCT. Currenty I am taking 1mg per day of anastrozole and I have Nolvadex abd clomid for PCT so I thought the doctor was taking the best course of action for me I wish I had found this site before I started the cycle.
Thanks to the advice I lowered test to 200mg per week stopped everything else and started PCT as advised. I will stop the test in two weeks and try a conservative cycle in January
Thanks to everyon e for the advice and well deserved mockary. But don't worry I'm not bringing any kids into the world although I'm not as dumb as the cycle would suggest. I just strayed from my original plans from years of research and I found a great deal of conflicting info on the web. So I went to a doctor to get the legitimate gear from a real doctor. But I guess those clinics are only in business to sell as much as they can
I wasn't planning on stacking until my second or third cycle. I have read that Test is the only way to go for mass but other gear could be used to minimize the sides. I wanted to stay away from anything that would amortize and require PCT. I was going to stack anavar and stanazolol be safe. I never considered the nandrolone deconate until I went to the clinic. I took their advice over my better judgement and reasearch but the dosages they suggested didn't seem crazy. I have read that 200 test and 100 nandrolone deconate would have been sufficient but I also read that people were doing as much as 1000mg of test a week so I didn't realize it was out of controll to do 500mg. I also didn't know that there was a significant difference in dosing tolerance as you become more experienced with using gear.
The tests they did showed my testosterone level in my blood was 70. I read that normal was between 200 and 600 so I thought their aggressive perscription was tailored to my blood work and needs as a 39 year old. They also had a solid plan for teating sidedes and PCT. Currenty I am taking 1mg per day of anastrozole and I have Nolvadex abd clomid for PCT so I thought the doctor was taking the best course of action for me I wish I had found this site before I started the cycle.
Thanks to the advice I lowered test to 200mg per week stopped everything else and started PCT as advised. I will stop the test in two weeks and try a conservative cycle in January
Thanks to everyon e for the advice and well deserved mockary. But don't worry I'm not bringing any kids into the world although I'm not as dumb as the cycle would suggest. I just strayed from my original plans from years of research and I found a great deal of conflicting info on the web. So I went to a doctor to get the legitimate gear from a real doctor. But I guess those clinics are only in business to sell as much as they can
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BigCracker
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layinback said:
Sign me up too. Maybe we can get group rates?
ProtienFiend
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Sounds like a good clinic... "Coleman Clinic for the Hormone Impaired"
BigCracker
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tampdav said:
WTF? This guy can take his medicine unlike some of the crybabies around here. K to him and due to his rationale and demeanor he would never have to fear a flame from me again. This is even if the B.C.R.A. wasn't banned, I mean no flaming rule wasn't recently implemented.
Nice to know theres still some guys online that still piss standing up.
Pat_McCrotch
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whats wrong with pissing while sitting?
BigCracker
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errn247 said:
Being a smart ass is definitely a form of flaming. Witty comebacks make me feel so bland as a person. I'm afraid to post here anymore among you guys with a hint of personality.
I'm a broken spirit in need of a dbol only cycle fix .
Tatyana
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tampdav said:
WOW, that is a bit frightening. MAJOR issue with commercial interests conflicting with medical issues.
Have you been back to the clinic with the side effects?
Personally, I would raise a bit of a hell with that clinic, that was reckless endangerment!
What have you done so far? Have your side effects subsided?
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BigCracker
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ukkared said:
I'm hoping that's a typo. My guess is it's 4ius. If it's 41ius and he's taking human grade stuff, he must be one rich SOB!
Aw man, this sucks. I feel like I'm getting evicted from the apartment I enjoyed living in the past few years. Sure I annoyed the neighbors sometime, but only when they played their stereo too loud. Now I gotta go searching for another place to call home. Why? Because a new tenant told mngmt I called him a retard for trying to stick a fork in an electrical outlet while standing in a puddle of water.
Swoolen_Puppy
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That is alot of gear for a 1st time cycle brotha. I would cut it short and do a PCT. Then start one compound(test only) and you will see amazing results. Trust me brotha, its not worth all the sides. You can grow like a weed on test only @250mgs a week,proper diet(aka eating like a horse),training and REST
Keep us informed on how your doing.
Keep us informed on how your doing.BigCracker said:I'm hoping that's a typo. My guess is it's 4ius. If it's 41ius and he's taking human grade stuff, he must be one rich SOB!
Aw man, this sucks. I feel like I'm getting evicted from the apartment I enjoyed living in the past few years. Sure I annoyed the neighbors sometime, but only when they played their stereo too loud. Now I gotta go searching for another place to call home. Why? Because a new tenant told mngmt I called him a retard for trying to stick a fork in an electrical outlet while standing in a puddle of water.
i agree bro. this is wrong whats happened.
ukkared
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BigCracker said:I'm hoping that's a typo. My guess is it's 4ius. If it's 41ius and he's taking human grade stuff, he must be one rich SOB!
Aw man, this sucks. I feel like I'm getting evicted from the apartment I enjoyed living in the past few years. Sure I annoyed the neighbors sometime, but only when they played their stereo too loud. Now I gotta go searching for another place to call home. Why? Because a new tenant told mngmt I called him a retard for trying to stick a fork in an electrical outlet while standing in a puddle of water.
Man I would have just let the dude put the fork in and then posted the video on Youtube. Could be worse though, I got tired of the meth heads at my last apt. Now I am in a transitional living phase; it sucks.
I cut the dosage of test to 2mg and Nandrolone to 100 kept the stanazolol and increased the anastrozole to 1mg per day. I don't have the swelling in hand or feet but still put on 30 lbs. I don't see much growth except in my arms and legs. But it's only week three
I also stopped the hgh but would like to start again in a few months
I also stopped the hgh but would like to start again in a few months
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