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Ffactor
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Say your girlfriend was on a trip to Mexico and you decided to call in a hooker. The hooker arrives and the following conversation ensues.
Ffactor: Hello hooker.
Hooker: Hello hottie, do you have a gift for me?
Ffactor: Yes, here is $300.
Hooker: Thanks.
At this point the hooker turns around gets in her car and drives off. Ffactor is at the doorstep scratching his head thinking she left to get a box of condoms. Anyway, after standing at the doorway for 45 minutes the Ffactor finally realizes he's been took. This is what I should have done.
Ffactor: Hello hooker, may I take your coat.
Hooker: Why yes thank you.
As soon as she turned around pick up a chair and smash her on the head. While shes laying unconscious with a broken skull take all her clothes off and proceed to use every orifice of her body, specially the anus. Once I cover her with my man goo I drag her out and lay her down in the middle of the street completely naked as a gift to the various homeless people that infest the neighborhood.
Let this be a lesson.
Ffactor: Hello hooker.
Hooker: Hello hottie, do you have a gift for me?
Ffactor: Yes, here is $300.
Hooker: Thanks.
At this point the hooker turns around gets in her car and drives off. Ffactor is at the doorstep scratching his head thinking she left to get a box of condoms. Anyway, after standing at the doorway for 45 minutes the Ffactor finally realizes he's been took. This is what I should have done.
Ffactor: Hello hooker, may I take your coat.
Hooker: Why yes thank you.
As soon as she turned around pick up a chair and smash her on the head. While shes laying unconscious with a broken skull take all her clothes off and proceed to use every orifice of her body, specially the anus. Once I cover her with my man goo I drag her out and lay her down in the middle of the street completely naked as a gift to the various homeless people that infest the neighborhood.
Let this be a lesson.
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