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satanic goatslayer
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I’m walking up the fucking street today and this big fat piece of human waste is waddling in front of me. I blow my airhorn and tell her to get out of my way or else it’s time to die.
She grunts at me and continues her waddling.
You fat, ugly, malformed, disgusting, hairy, troglodyte slob. I think you should die.
Now.
I step in front of her (she wasn’t too terribly hard to pass) and chuck a spear into the beast’s belly. She didn’t even feel it, the fucking sea donkey. Fuck you and your kilos of adipose, now you must pay the price.
I wrapped some piano wire around her neck, but the rolls made it too hard to asphyxiate properly, so I had to pull out my butterfly knife and stab her in the ear.
Now, this ugly twat is telling me rubbish like, “Stop it!!! You can’t kill me!! Fat is FOREVER!!!! MWAAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!”
Filthy swine cunt, you must perish.
I reached into the toolbelt and unsheathed my katana. Now you will feel the wrath of the healthy population.
“Fuck you, you slab of twisted, foul, odorous garbage, eat my goddamned blade!!!!!!!”
With that said, I ran her through (her neck of course, her abdomen was double the length of my blade) and watched as the mighty beast fell to the ground, defeated by the crusader of justice.
I stood over top of her, spat on her corpse, put one foot up on her chest and stared at the morning light, a champion of the normals.
She grunts at me and continues her waddling.
You fat, ugly, malformed, disgusting, hairy, troglodyte slob. I think you should die.
Now.
I step in front of her (she wasn’t too terribly hard to pass) and chuck a spear into the beast’s belly. She didn’t even feel it, the fucking sea donkey. Fuck you and your kilos of adipose, now you must pay the price.
I wrapped some piano wire around her neck, but the rolls made it too hard to asphyxiate properly, so I had to pull out my butterfly knife and stab her in the ear.
Now, this ugly twat is telling me rubbish like, “Stop it!!! You can’t kill me!! Fat is FOREVER!!!! MWAAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!”
Filthy swine cunt, you must perish.
I reached into the toolbelt and unsheathed my katana. Now you will feel the wrath of the healthy population.
“Fuck you, you slab of twisted, foul, odorous garbage, eat my goddamned blade!!!!!!!”
With that said, I ran her through (her neck of course, her abdomen was double the length of my blade) and watched as the mighty beast fell to the ground, defeated by the crusader of justice.
I stood over top of her, spat on her corpse, put one foot up on her chest and stared at the morning light, a champion of the normals.
