Ever try to ward off demons with your penis?

[RADAR]

Poor guy, i found a big mac is an excellent substitute.And if lil demons show up throw in a happy meal.
Makes for a grand party!


RADAR

 

[GoldenDelicious]

well, i tried to ward off some fat chicks once....but it was my penis they were after

kinda like trying to ward off a hungry dog with a leg of lamb

 

[BileStew]

i've done this twice so far

They must have laughed when you whipped out your minature corn holder threatening to expell them.

 

[Romanesque]

You're all missing the point. "Eat my penis" is my pick-up line. Now people half way around the world are using it. Soon it will be as common as "can I buy you a drink." I'll be fresh out of material. Crisis brewing. Crisis brewing.