Ever tell a girl she needs a baby wipe?

[NjSwunkBee]

I keep baby wipes under my bed and had to use one on some broad this weekend. It's a great idea to have these handy for when girls can't freshen up before you muff dive or play hide the braciole. So yea, the girl wasn't too fresh so I pulled out the box of baby wipes and swiped her vag/ass with it a few times.

 

[foreigngirl]

you are better off having doushe for freshness, the wipes can be used for leaking stuff out of there after you done with her

 

[NjSwunkBee]

you are better off having doushe for freshness, the wipes can be used for leaking stuff out of there after you done with her

Every girl should douche, but that's not really practical when you're trying to get the sawseech wet. It's much easier to pull out a wipe and swipe than pull out a douche and tell her to rinse that shit out. I wiped her balloon knot as well since I definitely took a trip down that path.

 

[Freddie de Lux]

A balloon knot? Oh my, so much to learn! Do I have one of those too?

Glad to hear you had fun with your newly refreshed friend, Darling!

Every girl should douche, but that's not really practical when you're trying to get the sawseech wet. It's much easier to pull out a wipe and swipe than pull out a douche and tell her to rinse that shit out. I wiped her balloon knot as well since I definitely took a trip down that path.

 

[NjSwunkBee]

A balloon knot? Oh my, so much to learn! Do I have one of those too?

Glad to hear you had fun with your newly refreshed friend, Darling!

Freddie you're a fuggin pimp!! What's the good word?

 

[Freddie de Lux]

Well, just came back from a trip to Asia and South America, happy to be in NY for the spring and the new collections, going back to teaching at Fashion school, renovating the penthouse, and enjoying these glorious days of sun and moderate temperature. What is the ahn, how do you say, good word with you?

Freddie you're a fuggin pimp!! What's the good word?

 

[NJjuice22]

Go get ya wet wipes, go get ya wet wipes
Go get ya wet wipes, go get ya wet wipes
I see your head lights, they lookin dead nice
They got me sayin
D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-damn

 

[deco]

Is that backstreet boys or nsync?

 

[jdevlin1985]

An ex girlfriend of mine used to put a polo mint up her flap, let it melt, then i'd dive in. Apart from being totally ludicrous, it actually tasted amazingly good.

 

[Freddie de Lux]

I will share just this one secret: toothpaste. You do the math. Enough said.

An ex girlfriend of mine used to put a polo mint up her flap, let it melt, then i'd dive in. Apart from being totally ludicrous, it actually tasted amazingly good.