Ever spotted someone on bench with horrible breath?

[supersizeme]

Good lord I had to do this yesterday. Cool guy but damn his dragon was kicking. At the end of each rep he would strongly exhale straight up into my face and jesus christ in a handbasket i swear i almost fell backwards a few times. One of my gym's rules is no gum chewing while lifting so I'm thinking about petitioning for mint flavored water to come out of the water fountain. So after his second set I decided the best way to avoid the breath while spotting was to lean in close to the bench and block the stank by resting my fat balls on his forehead. i no longer had to spot him after doing that.

 

[freak daddy]

LMAO! I used to work out with this guy who drank coffee non stop. That would gross me the hell out.

 

[Crazier]

LMFAO!!!
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[Gilbyag]

ROTMFFLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[WODIN]

Dragon breath is a terrible thing to face....the ball move was a calcualated risk sense you've been working out at that Richard Simmons Spa.....

 

[frorider6]

Good lord I had to do this yesterday. Cool guy but damn his dragon was kicking. At the end of each rep he would strongly exhale straight up into my face and jesus christ in a handbasket i swear i almost fell backwards a few times. One of my gym's rules is no gum chewing while lifting so I'm thinking about petitioning for mint flavored water to come out of the water fountain. So after his second set I decided the best way to avoid the breath while spotting was to lean in close to the bench and block the stank by resting my fat balls on his forehead. i no longer had to spot him after doing that.

You work out? Oh wait, you must just be the designated spotter. I bet they all love you after that ball move.

 

[MommaKin]

At my old gym there were a few guys I trusted to spot me when I needed it, which was usually doing bench or dumbbell presses.....this one guy was great, he helped me out quite abit, always friendly, wasn't a pervert...anyhow, when he used to spot me doing those exercises, his body order was atrocious......god damn.....it did help me push the weight up faster though so I could get the hell outta there....

 

[gymtime]

SS, seems you and I should get a beer sometime. Just had the same thing happen, only it was the spotter who was the fucking dragon. Try getting a snootful of assbreath while trying to squeeze out the last couple reps of your last set. Doesn't do much for your concentration.

 

[The Shadow]

When that happens, I go to the locker room after the first set and take my boxer briefs off and go back out. Then I will put one leg over the support rack so he gets a full view of me dangly bits.

 

[supersizeme]

SS, seems you and I should get a beer sometime. Just had the same thing happen, only it was the spotter who was the fucking dragon. Try getting a snootful of assbreath while trying to squeeze out the last couple reps of your last set. Doesn't do much for your concentration.

sure gt...i don't get to The Desert too much but i'm sure that when i do, i'll probably want a beer. bad breath is truly one of the nastier things in this world. i would honestly rather have someone put their butt right in my face and cut ass than have a stank mouth breathing on me. but shit i can imagine the difficulty of trying to bench when you have ass dragon coming at your face.


*handing out gum to all of elite fitness*

 

[MommaKin]

me dangly bits!!
lol
don't you mean you go put your female outfit on and then show him your bits and then he takes you beside the rack and shoves his dangly bits up your poop shoot??
lol
ya, i think thats what you meant

When that happens, I go to the locker room after the first set and take my boxer briefs off and go back out. Then I will put one leg over the support rack so he gets a full view of me dangly bits.

 

[The Shadow]

me dangly bits!!
lol
don't you mean you go put your female outfit on and then show him your bits and then he takes you beside the rack and shoves his dangly bits up your poop shoot??
lol
ya, i think thats what you meant

Nope. dats a one-way street only.

I'm saving the black-mini for you...

 

[MommaKin]

now you're talking dirty......don't forget the lipstick and the stuffed bra.....also, I'd prefer a blond wig......
could you wear a garter belt too? that would be great....
don't think I'm kidding either...

Nope. dats a one-way street only.

I'm saving the black-mini for you...

 

[casavant]

Even worse in my opinion is when you ask someone for a spot on bench, only to find out that they haven't washed their gym shorts in a month and they've got some overpowering ball waft going on.

 

[The Shadow]

now you're talking dirty......don't forget the lipstick and the stuffed bra.....also, I'd prefer a blond wig......
could you wear a garter belt too? that would be great....
don't think I'm kidding either...

I do have a blonde one...

 

[MommaKin]

o my

I do have a blonde one...

 

[Frackal]

That happens to me in reverse...some fucker with stank ass BO and horrid breath spots me doing flat dumbell presses...I'm choking to death while struggling with the 105's.. (yeah I'm weak but I'm natural now)

 

[Crazier]

Frackal - 105's huh??? That's perfect. My 4 year old daughter really needs a workout partner. All the kids her age aren't quite dedicated enough. You in Arizona? You should see her on the squat rack. No worries though. She'd be more than happy to unload a few 45's for you when it's your turn. She's a sweetheart like that.

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[supersizeme]

bwahaha

TOLD.

 

[MommaKin]

what are you laughing at? what weight dumbbells do you use?

bwahaha

TOLD.

 

[Benzi]

freak daddy LMAO! I used to work out with this guy who drank coffee non stop. That would gross me the hell out.
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Same here, you think they would havethe curtesy to have a fuckin mint or something

 

[supersizeme]

70s.

but i've never touched juice and have an enormous cock to make up for my lack of strength.

 

[MommaKin]

o ya, I forgot about the enermous cock.....you're off the hook

70s.

but i've never touched juice and have an enormous cock to make up for my lack of strength.

 

[Frackal]

Frackal - 105's huh??? That's perfect. My 4 year old daughter really needs a workout partner. All the kids her age aren't quite dedicated enough. You in Arizona? You should see her on the squat rack. No worries though. She'd be more than happy to unload a few 45's for you when it's your turn. She's a sweetheart like that.

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haha

When your 4 year old daughter turns 18 have her call me and I'll feed it to her...hahah

Oh and PS- SSME, before I hurt my back, when I was a natty, I was doing the 105's for 4 ya fucker