End the Habit of Masterbation!!!!

[fistfullofsteel]

that guy sounds like a real winner.

 

[JDarty6173]

Ahhhhh, finally a cure for my addiction ....

 

[casavant]

LMAO. Did you get pissed if your mother or other family member interrupted you? I used to hide in the closet because they would know if I was in the bathroom too long.

Man, funny that you ask that- we had an RV trailer out back, and sometimes I'd spend the night in there. I'd make up some shitty excuse and then go wack to my heart's content. Man, it was heaven.

Nathan- We have some land here in Arkansas with a cabin that my dad leases out to deer hunters. When I was twelve, my friends and I found a whole stack of Hustlers, Penthouses, and Playboys left by the hunters that had been hidden under a stack of "Arkansas Game and Fish" magazines. Damn, we thought we'd hit the jackpot. We got a lot of mileage out of those things.

 

[sereneman]

Man, funny that you ask that- we had an RV trailer out back, and sometimes I'd spend the night in there. I'd make up some shitty excuse and then go wack to my heart's content. Man, it was heaven.

Nathan- We have some land here in Arkansas with a cabin that my dad leases out to deer hunters. When I was twelve, my friends and I found a whole stack of Hustlers, Penthouses, and Playboys left by the hunters that had been hidden under a stack of "Arkansas Game and Fish" magazines. Damn, we thought we'd hit the jackpot. We got a lot of mileage out of those things.

Hahahahaha! Reminds me of Beavis whacking in the old man's tool shed and camper.

Cas- Did you find any with the pages stuck together or with cum stains on them? Did you still use them? I would have if I were horny enough.

 

[casavant]

Hahahahaha! Reminds me of Beavis whacking in the old man's tool shed and camper.

Cas- Did you find any with the pages stuck together or with cum stains on them? Did you still use them? I would have if I were horny enough.

No sticky or stained pages. I never have really understood that anyway. I never have had that problem- it's not too hard to hold the damn magazine out of the way when you eject the joy juice.

 

[Doktor Bollix]

Mormons are fucked up. They have to wear specially constructed and blessed underwear called garmies which supposedly deters sexual arousal. What a racket.

 

[Puddles]

Imagine how insane this world would be without masturbation? Gotta feel bad for people who injure their hands!