Emergency protocal after sex!

[georgie24]

post pics bro or stfu

pic of what my cock?

 

[tonyroma]

pic of what my cock?

its under TOS. You tell sex story its policy you must post pics of girl

 

[H_T_]

um, i usually don't roll a balloon onto my penis until after she's fluffed me. it's kinda hard to get teh serious shit from oral. plus, i jerk off an awful lot, so i've built up a resistance to oral friction, she's gotta suck Xtra hard so's i can feel it.

 

[ole farte']

i don't know what state you're in but if you lived here in nevada you wouldn't have to worry cause they check those kinda women every week for std

 

[wootoom]

it doesnt matter HIV can show up within 6 months after u did this, sorry bro......

 

[SpyWizard]

Why didn't you have condoms if you were going to a party?

I would be more worried she would get prego.

yea, welcome to the easy "18 year" payment plan.... Dad

 

[EnderJE]

Tell me how the child support works out for you.

 

[H_T_]

i wouldn't worry unless you left the part with the Haitian heroin addict pumping a wad up your ass out.

 

[heavy_duty]

Go back and fuck her again. its the only thing to do.

WTF i was too drunk and and fucked up at a party, long story short the girl i was hanging with fixed a small matress on the floor cause i passed out on the couch, so i imidiatley DIVE into the matress and so does she...

i told her i didnt have condoms but she started giving me head blah blah blah and i stuck it in a few times, i was so fucked up i did fuck the shit out of i had no balance.

in the morning i drove him and took a shower and did the following

1. scrubbed my cock and balls with hydrogen peroxide
2. rinsed of the HP with listerine mouthwash ( kills germs)
3. splashed alcohol down there

anyone else make this mistake and what did you do?

 

[Sub-Zero]

was she hot at least