Got in an argument with the manager for bringing a skateboard in the store. I don't even ride them. I bought it at an outlet sale across the street because it was a re-issue of an old deck I remembered from my youth.
The manager told me I needed to leave it outside. I told him I'm not a fucking high school kid and I'll take it anywhere I want, so the cocksucker refused to sell me a bottled water. I ended up opening it up and drinking a few swigs before leaving it on the counter and walking off.
On a related note, a coworker I was with asked what happened, and when I wold him, he took his skateboard into the store and skated to the cooler to get a water.