EF CliffsNotes, Please.

[the-short-one]

I've been gone for just a bit (maybe a year) and it would be super swell for you all to help me catch up on what's been going on during my absence. (Besides QT's giant tata's. I already know about those.)

ty.

 

[-Ariel-]

well I was gonna say claiming to be EFs sexiest male apparently is not in right now especially for first post...
but I'll just say hi I'm ariel, and I'm a dood...

 

[EnderJE]

People have come and people have go. This batch of EF chicks have posted up and we haven't driven them away...yet. People have been banned and more people have joined.

 

[the-short-one]

People have come and people have go. This batch of EF chicks have posted up and we haven't driven them away...yet. People have been banned and more people have joined.

That was a little too vague. I need some gossip.

 

[PICK3]

I'm str8

 

[jiggagold]

its a msg board not a neighborhood "book" club

 

[the-short-one]

Hi, pumpkin! Still winking at me after all these years.

 

[PICK3]

Hi, pumpkin! Still winking at me after all these years.

 

[the-short-one]

its a msg board not a neighborhood "book" club

I thank you for your useful input.

 

[EnderJE]

Woot changed his name to Paul Allen after his divorce.

 

[the-short-one]

well I was gonna say claiming to be EFs sexiest male apparently is not in right now especially for first post...
but I'll just say hi I'm ariel, and I'm a dood...

Hey, dood.

 

[EnderJE]

The US is still in Iraq.

 

[the-short-one]

Woot changed his name to Paul Allen after his divorce.

Woot got divorced? Holy hell.

 

[EnderJE]

One of the new EF girls posted up vag shots the other day. Chefbone came back from Iraq alive (yay). KB was banned.

 

[jiggagold]

can i get ur input on test ethanate

 

[EnderJE]

75th started agreeing with GJohnson5. Frisky came out of the closet. QT got some new boobs (but you knew that alright).

 

[PICK3]

75th started agreeing with GJohnson5. Frisky came out of the closet. QT got some new boobs (but you knew that alright).

hotzie left ... and came back

 

[the-short-one]

I saw Jenscats over at a new board, Sassy is on MD.com. QT, *Bunny*, needsize, ScorpioGirl, and SBT also post over there every now and then. Youngguns lives at MD now. He's just as popular there as he was here!

 

[EnderJE]

HR left her abusive boyfriend and spit out a (great looking) kid. One of the new EF chicks got in trouble from the hubby. Myway is going through some tough times with her hubby. 75th is thinking of leaving the country. AAP isn't gay.

 

[the-short-one]

One of the new EF girls posted up vag shots the other day. Chefbone came back from Iraq alive (yay). KB was banned.

KB banned? (why?) What about swole?

 

[EnderJE]

Jenscat was banned.

 

[digger]

swole's a mod. KB's an asshat.

 

[the-short-one]

AAP is whatever he wants to be. I learned that a long time ago.

Link to vag pics?

 

[EnderJE]

A muslim joined the board and people around these parts were harder on him then any chick. BM got married to a great guy.

 

[PICK3]

What about swole?

He's a MOD

 

[the-short-one]

swole's a mod. KB's an asshat.

Hey, Digger! There's been a big changing of the guard here. I see very little drama, so it must be working out. lol

 

[EnderJE]

Take a look for the vag pics in the pic forum. You should put your old ones there too.

 

[Smurfy]

I've been gone for just a bit (maybe a year) and it would be super swell for you all to help me catch up on what's been going on during my absence. (Besides QT's giant tata's. I already know about those.)

ty.

well Im pretty much in charge now. it was a long time coming but much deserved.

 

[the-short-one]

I don't think I have any vag pics here. Lots of booty photos. It's good to see that you have some liberated women here.

 

[PICK3]

Lestat believes in Jesus.




j/k

 

[the-short-one]

well Im pretty much in charge now. it was a long time coming but much deserved.

YOU are an EF institution and I would have cried if you'd left the boards. Tell them to give you a raise.

...and LOL @ your signature gif.

 

[the-short-one]

A muslim joined the board and people around these parts were harder on him then any chick. BM got married to a great guy.

Did BM marry her lawn gnome?

 

[bw1]

I've been gone for just a bit (maybe a year) and it would be super swell for you all to help me catch up on what's been going on during my absence. (Besides QT's giant tata's. I already know about those.)

ty.

 

[heavy_duty]

I'm still the chief asshole and going above and beyond the scope of the job description.

 

[the-short-one]

Heyyo!

 

[EnderJE]

Did BM marry her lawn gnome?

Yep. She's expecting next year.

 

[pdaddyII]

habitualhealth and i dated for a minute but didn't work out, partied with Lestat in San Diego for the 4th last year, posted a cawk pic a few months back but nobody noticed

 

[the-short-one]

I'm still the chief asshole and going above and beyond the scope of the job description.

It's important to live up to one's title. How are you? Still terrorizing people, I hope?

 

[the-short-one]

habitualhealth and i dated for a minute but didn't work out, partied with Lestat in San Diego for the 4th last year, posted a cawk pic a few months back but nobody noticed

Did you have fun hanging with Lestat? I'm sure he posted photos of the whole event.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Hi Shorty

 

[EnderJE]

Oh, I also warned the Calgary office about an over eager sales person with new tatas.

Those sales people are BAD news.

 

[heavy_duty]

Yep. She's expecting next year.

You have given out too much Karma in the last 24 hours, try again later.

 

[pdaddyII]

Did you have fun hanging with Lestat? I'm sure he posted photos of the whole event.

Yea, good times, a little crazy though since there was sooo much going on around us.

 

[heavy_duty]

we chased off inquisitivejap

 

[Dial_tone]

Sho-tay!

 

[EnderJE]

we chased off inquisitivejap

I thought she was bluebird?

 

[the-short-one]

Hi Shorty

I love your boobs.

 

[heavy_duty]

Yea, good times, a little crazy though since there was sooo much going on around us.

that's pretty close, arent you in each others space?

 

[the-short-one]

pdaddyii - you look yummilicious in that photo. Tell Lestat to get a gym membership.

 

[the-short-one]

Sho-tay!

Hey, hotness.

 

[heavy_duty]

I've been gone for just a bit (maybe a year) and it would be super swell for you all to help me catch up on what's been going on during my absence. (Besides QT's giant tata's. I already know about those.)

ty.

How's your son?
how old is he now?

 

[EnderJE]

that's pretty close, arent you in each others space?

In Canada, we call that 'sharing a moment'.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

I love your boobs.

So do I and thank you

 

[the-short-one]

How's your son?
how old is he now?

8 years old, starting the 3rd grade in 2 weeks. He got a quad for his birthday this year and lives on it.

 

[pdaddyII]

that's pretty close, arent you in each others space?

What you can't see is him cupping my ass under my swim shorts (nohomo)

 

[EnderJE]

So do I and thank you

I think I speak for everyone here when I say that 'we all love your boobs'.

 

[RachelEFC]

I believe the vag shots as being referred to are mine.

I'm very impressed with your avi.. quads in particular

 

[stilleto]

heyyyyyyyy short stuff!!
how have YOU been?

is that avatar recent? you look amazing!!!

 

[gjohnson5]

I've been gone for just a bit (maybe a year) and it would be super swell for you all to help me catch up on what's been going on during my absence. (Besides QT's giant tata's. I already know about those.)

ty.

You got it backwards
We need the cliffs on you cause it looks like you got alot more cut since I last saw your pics

 

[binö]

One of the new EF girls posted up vag shots the other day. Chefbone came back from Iraq alive (yay). KB was banned.

kb is still with us though, under the radar

 

[needtogetaas]

KB banned? (why?) What about swole?

he is a mod now.

 

[needtogetaas]

Hey, Digger! There's been a big changing of the guard here. I see very little drama, so it must be working out. lol

we are working on it. Slowly fazing out the big mouth trouble makers.

 

[binö]

we are working on it. Slowly fazing out the big mouth trouble makers.

not as fun with out a lil controversy though

 

[needtogetaas]

I am at bm's house right now.

 

[needtogetaas]

kb is still with us though, under the radar

YOU WOULD LIKE TO THINK THAT.

 

[needtogetaas]

not as fun with out a lil controversy though

So says a few.

 

[Scotsman]

<------ They'll make anyone a mod these days.LOL

What's up shawty?

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[the-short-one]

I believe the vag shots as being referred to are mine.

I'm very impressed with your avi.. quads in particular

thank you. yay for vag shots!

 

[the-short-one]

heyyyyyyyy short stuff!!
how have YOU been?

is that avatar recent? you look amazing!!!

Avi is from last July. I'm taking a year off to grow so I can do nationals next year. I have some cushion right now and am relieved to be taking the time off. Dieting is teh suck.

You're looking quite awesome, miss thang. Those legs look LONG.

 

[the-short-one]

You got it backwards
We need the cliffs on you cause it looks like you got alot more cut since I last saw your pics

I think I posted pics here last year of the USA's. My avi is from a few weeks before. I am not that cut right now. I actually look quite normal, but with muscles!

 

[the-short-one]

kb is still with us though, under the radar

Hi, KB!

 

[the-short-one]

we are working on it. Slowly fazing out the big mouth trouble makers.

Needto - you are moving up in the world. The next time I come back, you might be running for President.

 

[the-short-one]

<------ They'll make anyone a mod these days.LOL

What's up shawty?

Cheers,
Scotsman

I am not surprised that you are a mod. I had a dream about kilted men the other night.

 

[Scotsman]

I am not surprised that you are a mod. I had a dream about kilted men the other night.

Was it a good dream? Or were there just a bunch of us kilted guys milling around?

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Lestat]

welcome back!!!

 

[stilleto]

Avi is from last July. I'm taking a year off to grow so I can do nationals next year. I have some cushion right now and am relieved to be taking the time off. Dieting is teh suck.

You're looking quite awesome, miss thang. Those legs look LONG.

then it's an optical illusion 'cause i ain't that tall.
i stopped lifting heavy and lost some weight.

i understand the relief of taking time off though. feels good to relax.

 

[ortiz34]

Hi TSO!

Can I bury my face in your bum now?

 

[silverstar1025]

Hi You don't know me. I am a nice chick

 

[Megalomaniac]

Pic3 is still geigh and in denial

 

[EnderJE]

Hi You don't know me. I am a nice chick

BWAHHAHAHAHAH

 

[silverstar1025]

BWAHHAHAHAHAH

I am only mean to the boys. Only the ones I don't like so I guess you know how I feel about you. jk!

 

[the-short-one]

Was it a good dream? Or were there just a bunch of us kilted guys milling around?

Cheers,
Scotsman

I was planting a tree in my back yard and found a casket in the ground. lol Some guys in kilts came over to help me excavate the rest of the yard. An entire cemetery was under my house. Very poltergeistish.

 

[redguru]

Welcome back Short-one. I took a small hiatus from here as well. Good to see you back. Need new heavy equipment pics!

 

[the-short-one]

welcome back!!!

Hi, Lestat.

 

[the-short-one]

Hi TSO!

Can I bury my face in your bum now?

Sure. I'm feeling generous today.

 

[the-short-one]

Hi You don't know me. I am a nice chick

Hi, backatcha. You've lasted almost a year here. Congratulations!

 

[the-short-one]

Pic3 is still geigh and in denial

He told me he was str8.

 

[the-short-one]

Welcome back Short-one. I took a small hiatus from here as well. Good to see you back. Need new heavy equipment pics!

I am not running equipment anymore. I had my last job in April. The company is traveling too much right now and I need to be home with my son.

I took a management position instead, so now have to get dressed up for work. It's the only sucky part about the job.

 

[silverstar1025]

Hi, backatcha. You've lasted almost a year here. Congratulations!

haha yeah nobody has made me cry yet and I have not been banned so doing pretty good.

 

[BNG]

Hi Ya Shorty!
Missed see'n ya around. I dig the AVI! Glad your back.

 

[rnch]

bino is still slowly inching towards the closet door.

spart and java are still displaying their military knowledge.

AAP is still and will always be exactly what he wants to be.

i'm still not a mod here.

 

[mwm5]

a very very very good bro came, helped almost every member, and then randomly passed away a couple weeks ago

R.I.P 8and20/Guardian

 

[wootoom]

hahahahah Pick3 being str8 ahahahahahahah

 

[musclemom]

Army Vet put it to a vote, the members voted and he generously gave me, 75th and Arabian were given free plat for life.

Wootom and Daisy are getting divorced and ever since the split he keeps changing his name. Now he's going by Paul Allen.

We've got lots of new mods.

George Spellwin got raped by someone, I think that's at the top of the forums somewhere.

That's all I can remember.

And consider yourself hugged you muscular hunk of gorgeousness, you!!!

 

[Scotsman]

I was planting a tree in my back yard and found a casket in the ground. lol Some guys in kilts came over to help me excavate the rest of the yard. An entire cemetery was under my house. Very poltergeistish.

OOH good dream! I think Freud would interpret this to mean that you so want me.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Basikstylz]

HI Short One,

Nice to meet you. I'm a newb...


Oh If you know Puddles... his Condom broke... or he just never wore one and he had to take a trip to the baby removal clinic........ Again

 

[hardrock]

Welcome back beautiful. I missed thos booty avis!

 

[wootoom]

Paul is my secret identity bishes

 

[BNG]

Enough about us already, how 'bout you post up some cliff notes on you!

 

[txbondsman]

AAP is whatever he wants to be. I learned that a long time ago.

Link to vag pics?

hey, nice to see you back, how about another ass-va-tar pic for old times sake, yours still holds the record for sexiest imo....


hey, you remember me asking about MT2 last year, well, I got married in Maui after being on for 4-5 months, you were right, shit will get you black as hell. I still laugh at you talking about "girl wood"....