well i got some roofies and a hell of a lot of weed, and set about 'creating the atmosphere' i fed him some roofies and weed with oats, he loved it. i stuck the barry white on as you suggested, and started getting into the groove myself, so i thought fuck it why not, i smoked some of the weed to and tried these roofies out. well after a while we got chatting and it turns out that he is actually really nice. he apologised for giving me the evil looks, but i told him there was no need as i was plannin on bashing him on the head with the mallet and then eating him raw on my quest to be like arnold himself.
he was shocked but forgave me. at this point we both got mad giggles and laughed for hours. we carried on smoking and listening to barry white though the night. we have become such good friends that i could possibly hit him with the mallet and eat him raw now. thank you for all your help though guys, but i have decided that "eating my goats raw" just isn't for me.