eating dirt

[the_paradise_garage]

someone told me dirt from your frontyard increases your muscle mass, is this true?

 

[Enock]

it obviously is

 

[Sloth]

Yes, but only from the frontyard...anything from the backyard is crap

 

[enrage]

make sure it has a small amount of the neighbors dog sh*t in it. The crap will add to the amino acid content and make you freakin huge.

 

[riskybizz007]

yes dirt does contain minerals... but the minerals found where dog crap used to be is much higher, and has added vitamins and protein. When the crap gets hard remove it and eat the dirt. Definate growth!! I draw a circle around these areas so i don't forget where exactly the crap was.

 

[FitFossil]

I actually saw a documentary about "dirt eaters". I'm NOT kidding! These people actually knew places to find special dirt, and they sold it to other dirt eaters. There was this special white dirt that was considered a delicacy. I guess it does contain minerals, but still it seemed a little weird to me. Learn something new everyday.

 

[justins18]

forget the dirt!

that's just an old wive's tale... a myth caused because of a lack of research. you see, it's the DOG CRAP that causes you to grow, NOT the dirt. the "dirt myth" was started due to ignorant people who ate dirt and experienced growth... not even realizing that they were often getting dog crap in their dirt. So they credited their growth to the dirt, not even thinking about the dog crap... and so the myth begn. my advice would be, FORGET THE DIRT, just EAT THE CRAP!

 

[horsePOWER]

especially if the dog has a steady diet of horse and grain
thats the best stuff
it just fucking rocks... it just does

 

[Tha One CrumCake]

Yeah Gerardo...you really got your "shit" together don't you.

 

[Honeynut]

apparently some women during pregnancy experience weird urges to eat dirt...