Please Scroll Down to See Forums Below
napsgear
genezapharmateuticals
domestic-supply
puritysourcelabs
UGL OZ
UGFREAK
napsgeargenezapharmateuticals domestic-supplypuritysourcelabsUGL OZUGFREAK

Dontcha wish your girlfriend

  • Thread starter Thread starter heatherrae
  • Start date Start date
H

heatherrae

Guest
were knocked up like me?
Dontcha wish when she sneezed
She would pee like me?
Dontcha?

I know you like it.
I know you do.
You like looking at my udders.
Makes you wanna "moo."

My big ole belly
Is nice and round.
I would get a spray on tan
but there are no crop dusters in town.

Dontcha wish your girlfriend
were knocked up like me?
Dontcha wish she were homicidal
and weepy eyed like me?
Dontcha?

My body produces
lots of gas.
I'm not sure which is getting bigger
my stomach or my ass.

Dontcha wish your girlfriend
were knocked up like me
Dontcha wish she wore elastopants
like me?

dontcha?
 
blankstare2.jpg
 
Hey... make sure to tell the hosptial you want to keep your Mucus Plug...

Take pics and post.
 
jh1 said:
Hey... make sure to tell the hosptial you want to keep your Mucus Plug...

Take pics and post.
Click to expand...
:lmao:

I'm going to take the head off a baby doll and put it between my legs and then tell the doctor that I think I'm crowning. Imagine his surprise when he lifts the sheet to look... :lmao:
 
heatherrae said:
were knocked up like me?
Dontcha wish when she sneezed
She would pee like me?
Dontcha?

I know you like it.
I know you do.
You like looking at my udders.
Makes you wanna "moo."

My big ole belly
Is nice and round.
I would get a spray on tan
but there are no crop dusters in town.

Dontcha wish your girlfriend
were knocked up like me?
Dontcha wish she were homicidal
and weepy eyed like me?
Dontcha?

My body produces
lots of gas.
I'm not sure which is getting bigger
my stomach or my ass.

Dontcha wish your girlfriend
were knocked up like me
Dontcha wish she wore elastopants
like me?

dontcha?
Click to expand...

That's funny as hell. Did you make that up?
 
Daisy_Girl said:
and eat the placenta. YUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


lmao
Click to expand...
Do you think it will serve 4? I think a small dinner placenta party would be nice.

I wonder if it freezes well.
 
jh1 said:
.


MUCUS PLUG!!!!
































(the most disgusting term ever)
Click to expand...
Next time I go out on a date with a guy I don't like, I'm going to make sure to keep talking about my mucous plug! ;)
 
heatherrae said:
Yeah, in about 2 minutes...lol. Masterpiece!
Click to expand...

I LM'dAO. I think you could write comedy.
 
heatherrae said:
Next time I go out on a date with a guy I don't like, I'm going to make sure to keep talking about my mucous plug! ;)
Click to expand...



Call it a big gigantic pussy booger that seals the baby in.

That's pretty much what it is, and he'll love that sechsay talk.
 
Last edited:
jh1 said:
Call a big gigantic pussy booger that seals the baby in.

That's pretty much what it is, and he'll love that sechsay talk.
Click to expand...
One time I fucked with my doctor. I went for just a routine pap smear. I said, "You know doctor, I saw a drug advertisement that asked if you have trouble completely emptying your bladder and if you have to get up several times during the night. I REALLY have those symptoms. You better check to see if I have an enlarged prostate when you are down there." I did it with a completely straight face. His face looked like :worried: until I laughed and let him off the hook...lol.
 
jh1 said:
Call a big gigantic pussy booger that seals the baby in.

That's pretty much what it is, and he'll love that sechsay talk.
Click to expand...

OMFG!!! LMAO!!!
THAT is by far the funniest thing I have heard re babies... "big giantic pussy booger" ? fucking hilarious J, hilarious
 
  • Like
Reactions: jh1
foreigngirl said:
lol


I laughed like no tomorrow on the sneezing and peeing thing

:lmao:


so true though
Click to expand...
EVERY time I sneeze I pee all over the place. I need depends (and a better antihistimine.)
 
mountain muscle said:
LMAO.

Elastpants, chunkers made a funny.

I'm still suing you.
Click to expand...
Bring it on! You know if you sue me, you have to see my briefs, and we both know how big those are these days.
 
caligirl said:
OMFG!!! LMAO!!!
THAT is by far the funniest thing I have heard re babies... "big giantic pussy booger" ? fucking hilarious J, hilarious
Click to expand...



Don't pick that booger.
 
heatherrae said:
Do you think it will serve 4? I think a small dinner placenta party would be nice.

I wonder if it freezes well.
Click to expand...

No it doesn't. needs to be cosumed fresh and immediately for the best flavor. If you freeze it, it taste a little "gamey"
 
heatherrae said:
were knocked up like me?
Dontcha wish when she sneezed
She would pee like me?
Dontcha?

I know you like it.
I know you do.
You like looking at my udders.
Makes you wanna "moo."

My big ole belly
Is nice and round.
I would get a spray on tan
but there are no crop dusters in town.

Dontcha wish your girlfriend
were knocked up like me?
Dontcha wish she were homicidal
and weepy eyed like me?
Dontcha?

My body produces
lots of gas.
I'm not sure which is getting bigger
my stomach or my ass.

Dontcha wish your girlfriend
were knocked up like me
Dontcha wish she wore elastopants
like me?

dontcha?
Click to expand...


lol...
did you write this? its good.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

T-RexAlpha
  • Locked
T-RexAlpha Cycle/TRT Log
Replies
3
Views
918
the_alcatraz
the_alcatraz
FishyAnchovy
Approved Log My Orals-Only Pre-Cycle LOG
Replies
21
Views
4K
MUSTANG_18
MUSTANG_18
rdm1
PSL - 🐎Hold your horses and Behold, the BOLD!🐎 NEW 15mL vials or (10mL vials)
Replies
2
Views
785
Macedog24
Macedog24
matt88
PuritySourceLabs 🐎Hold your horses and Behold, the BOLD!🐎 NEW 15mL vials or (10mL vials)
Replies
15
Views
2K
RoySimpson
RoySimpson
MaxMore
Can Deca Provide Me a Miracle?
Replies
14
Views
4K
Tazz
Tazz
Top Bottom