Dontcha wish your girlfriend

[heatherrae]

were knocked up like me?
Dontcha wish when she sneezed
She would pee like me?
Dontcha?

I know you like it.
I know you do.
You like looking at my udders.
Makes you wanna "moo."

My big ole belly
Is nice and round.
I would get a spray on tan
but there are no crop dusters in town.

Dontcha wish your girlfriend
were knocked up like me?
Dontcha wish she were homicidal
and weepy eyed like me?
Dontcha?

My body produces
lots of gas.
I'm not sure which is getting bigger
my stomach or my ass.

Dontcha wish your girlfriend
were knocked up like me
Dontcha wish she wore elastopants
like me?

dontcha?

 

[vansmack2000]

when are due? is there already a bookie event on it?

 

[gotmilk]

You like looking at my udders.
Makes you wanna "moo."

 

[heatherrae]

when are due? is there already a bookie event on it?

August 16

 

[Smurfy]

pics

 

[gotmilk]

pics

http://www.agrilabs.com/images/udders.jpg

 

[heatherrae]

http://www.agrilabs.com/images/udders.jpg

Damn it! You beat me to the punchline. I was going to post a nearly identical picture.

 

[Mavafanculo]

 

[jh1]

Hey... make sure to tell the hosptial you want to keep your Mucus Plug...

Take pics and post.

 

[heatherrae]

 

[Daisy_Girl]

and eat the placenta. YUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


lmao

 

[heatherrae]

Hey... make sure to tell the hosptial you want to keep your Mucus Plug...

Take pics and post.

I'm going to take the head off a baby doll and put it between my legs and then tell the doctor that I think I'm crowning. Imagine his surprise when he lifts the sheet to look...

 

[biteme]

were knocked up like me?
Dontcha wish when she sneezed
She would pee like me?
Dontcha?

I know you like it.
I know you do.
You like looking at my udders.
Makes you wanna "moo."

My big ole belly
Is nice and round.
I would get a spray on tan
but there are no crop dusters in town.

Dontcha wish your girlfriend
were knocked up like me?
Dontcha wish she were homicidal
and weepy eyed like me?
Dontcha?

My body produces
lots of gas.
I'm not sure which is getting bigger
my stomach or my ass.

Dontcha wish your girlfriend
were knocked up like me
Dontcha wish she wore elastopants
like me?

dontcha?

That's funny as hell. Did you make that up?

 

[Smurfy]

http://www.agrilabs.com/images/udders.jpg

lmao sweet jesus

 

[heatherrae]

and eat the placenta. YUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


lmao

Do you think it will serve 4? I think a small dinner placenta party would be nice.

I wonder if it freezes well.

 

[jh1]

.


MUCUS PLUG!!!!
































(the most disgusting term ever)

 

[heatherrae]

That's funny as hell. Did you make that up?

Yeah, in about 2 minutes...lol. Masterpiece!

 

[heatherrae]

.


MUCUS PLUG!!!!
































(the most disgusting term ever)

Next time I go out on a date with a guy I don't like, I'm going to make sure to keep talking about my mucous plug!

 

[biteme]

Yeah, in about 2 minutes...lol. Masterpiece!

I LM'dAO. I think you could write comedy.

 

[jh1]

Next time I go out on a date with a guy I don't like, I'm going to make sure to keep talking about my mucous plug!

Call it a big gigantic pussy booger that seals the baby in.

That's pretty much what it is, and he'll love that sechsay talk.

 

[heatherrae]

I LM'dAO. I think you could write comedy.

That is what one judge told me after reading one of my briefs.

 

[heatherrae]

Call a big gigantic pussy booger that seals the baby in.

That's pretty much what it is, and he'll love that sechsay talk.

One time I fucked with my doctor. I went for just a routine pap smear. I said, "You know doctor, I saw a drug advertisement that asked if you have trouble completely emptying your bladder and if you have to get up several times during the night. I REALLY have those symptoms. You better check to see if I have an enlarged prostate when you are down there." I did it with a completely straight face. His face looked like until I laughed and let him off the hook...lol.

 

[foreigngirl]

were knocked up like me?
Dontcha wish when she sneezed
She would pee like me?
Dontcha?

lol


I laughed like no tomorrow on the sneezing and peeing thing




so true though

 

[resqguy]

Call a big gigantic pussy booger that seals the baby in.

That's pretty much what it is, and he'll love that sechsay talk.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

 

[caligirl]

Call a big gigantic pussy booger that seals the baby in.

That's pretty much what it is, and he'll love that sechsay talk.

OMFG!!! LMAO!!!
THAT is by far the funniest thing I have heard re babies... "big giantic pussy booger" ? fucking hilarious J, hilarious

 

[wootoom]

five bolt main- your so pathetic

 

[heatherrae]

lol


I laughed like no tomorrow on the sneezing and peeing thing




so true though

EVERY time I sneeze I pee all over the place. I need depends (and a better antihistimine.)

 

[mountain muscle]

LMAO.

Elastpants, chunkers made a funny.

I'm still suing you.

 

[heatherrae]

LMAO.

Elastpants, chunkers made a funny.

I'm still suing you.

Bring it on! You know if you sue me, you have to see my briefs, and we both know how big those are these days.

 

[mountain muscle]

Bring it on! You know if you sue me, you have to see my briefs, and we both know how big those are these days.

Hell my boys and I will use them to sleep under.

 

[heatherrae]

Hell my boys and I will use them to sleep under.

I knew you wanted in my panties!

 

[mountain muscle]

I knew you wanted in my panties!

Only for shelter.


Or a haystack cover.

 

[jh1]

OMFG!!! LMAO!!!
THAT is by far the funniest thing I have heard re babies... "big giantic pussy booger" ? fucking hilarious J, hilarious

Don't pick that booger.

 

[mountain muscle]

Don't pick that booger.

Jho is trying trying to pawn off his moniker.

 

[bw1]

August 16

Damn, you still have alot of cake eatin to do

 

[heatherrae]

Damn, you still have alot of cake eatin to do

Hooray for cake!

 

[Acela]

Do you think it will serve 4? I think a small dinner placenta party would be nice.

I wonder if it freezes well.

No it doesn't. needs to be cosumed fresh and immediately for the best flavor. If you freeze it, it taste a little "gamey"

 

[habitualhealth]

Call it a big gigantic pussy booger that seals the baby in.

omg that's the funniest gross thing you've ever said.

 

[jh1]

omg that's the funniest gross thing you've ever said.

You should add that to your signature !

 

[habitualhealth]

You should add that to your signature !

and give you the attention that you crave? pffft.




(btw...love ur sig pic. very cute of mini you)

 

[jh1]

and give you the attention that you crave? pffft.




(btw...love ur sig pic. very cute of mini you)

and me too.. right?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

August 16

That is my Birthday

 

[jh1]

It's my Birthday

O-Rly ??!???

JH1 Sticky time... LOL

 

[superqt4u2nv]

O-Rly ??!???

JH1 Sticky time... LOL

Not tell August yeah brat

 

[habitualhealth]

and me too.. right?

mini you is very cute.

 

[jh1]

mini you is very cute.

BISH!

.

 

[stilleto]

were knocked up like me?
Dontcha wish when she sneezed
She would pee like me?
Dontcha?

I know you like it.
I know you do.
You like looking at my udders.
Makes you wanna "moo."

My big ole belly
Is nice and round.
I would get a spray on tan
but there are no crop dusters in town.

Dontcha wish your girlfriend
were knocked up like me?
Dontcha wish she were homicidal
and weepy eyed like me?
Dontcha?

My body produces
lots of gas.
I'm not sure which is getting bigger
my stomach or my ass.

Dontcha wish your girlfriend
were knocked up like me
Dontcha wish she wore elastopants
like me?

dontcha?

lol...
did you write this? its good.

 

[samoth]

That is my Birthday

And mine!

And Hammy's!

 

[b0und]

My body produces
lots of gas.
I'm not sure which is getting bigger
my stomach or my ass.

b0und (eh...)

 

[heatherrae]

lol...
did you write this? its good.

Yes, it came from deep within my heart and mind...lol.

 

[heatherrae]

b0und (eh...)