1) I hate guys who are doing drop-sets with the dumbbells.... so they have the 45s, the 40s, the 35s, the 25s, the 20s and the 15s all lined up there next to their bench.... and they do a huge long 10 minute set, dropping down to the next lightest dumbbell after they reach failure. You look at the rack, and there's no fucking weights left.
2) I hate people who do sit-ups on the decline bench press when there's a perfectly good decline bench there in the abs area with no one using it....
3) I hate when a whole bunch of guys are using something and jumping right on after one another so you can't work in. Say there's 7 of them, and they have 6 sets each to complete. Good luck in getting on that machine in the next few hours.
4) I hate bad spotters.
5) I hate guys who are sitting there talking to their friend, and they see you're waiting to use the bench, so they lay down and put their hands on the bar.... but instead of starting the set, they then continue talking to the friend about football for the next five minutes.
6) Guys who take one dumbbell, or one plate and leave it over the other side of the gym from the other one when they're finished.
7) I hate when you help a real pretty girl lift the 45s off the shoulder press machine and she doesn't say thank you.
8) I hate when you're so poor you can't afford a new shirt and you have to wear the same one you've been wearing to the gym for 3 years, and it has holes that look like someone has stabbed you repeatedly in the back.
9) I hate when your car gets broken into when you're in the gym.
10) I hate when you see a girl you really liked in highschool but she wouldn't go out with you because you were too fat, you see her again and she looks great and you realise you're right at the end of your bulking phase and 27% bodyfat.
11) I hate when you fall down the elevator shaft because you were distracted by a chick with big tits.
12) I hate when you meet a real nice girl, you're talking the whole time, she invites you back to her place, you've been there 10 minutes, you're having sex, she has an 8 hour orgasm and then you find out she's epileptic.
13) I hate when you're driving home from the gym, you spit out your window and the window's shut.
14) I hate when you meet a real nice girl, you're talking the whole time, she invites you back to her place, you've been there 10 minutes, you're having sex and she dies.
15) I'm getting off topic....