Do You Remember What It Was Like When You Lost Your Virginity??

[redguru]

Do you know why all the men in the southeast wear Levis 501's??

A sheep can hear a zipper a mile away!

LOL

 

[BrothaBill]

I don't care who ya are! That there's funny!!

true story, well everything about cumming on her face, but hey, I was 15 at the time and had to spice up my story about losing my virginity to my friends, but I did leave her passed out buck naked with her legs wide open on her floor for her parents to find her that night at two am when they came home. Anyhow, ran into a couple a weeks later at fred meyers where she worked with my friend and she was a total bitch to me, she walked up to my friend and said "why are you talking to HIM"
My buddy said not to worry about it, he said that she pulls that passing out thing all the time, did it to another friend he brought over to screw her so he went and started banging her with a hair brush, my buddy said he was like " HEY! dont do that! Thats wrong, lol"
What a skank! And women wonder why guys dont respect women who sleep with you on the first date, I mean, how many others guys has she done that with or put themselves in a position to have some guy screw them with a hairbrush.
Im so done with sluts a long time ago, just not worth the headache and unconfortable runnings into afterwards when you dont call or write after a one night stand. I need me a woman as pure as the driven snow, a woman who has slept with only two guys maximum in her life with a beautiful mind that I can communicate with and respect completely, If I find her Im not going to let her go

 

[StickFigure]

true story, well everything about cumming on her face, but hey, I was 15 at the time and had to spice up my story about losing my virginity to my friends, but I did leave her passed out buck naked with her legs wide open on her floor for her parents to find her that night at two am when they came home. Anyhow, ran into a couple a weeks later at fred meyers where she worked with my friend and she was a total bitch to me, she walked up to my friend and said "why are you talking to HIM"
My buddy said not to worry about it, he said that she pulls that passing out thing all the time, did it to another friend he brought over to screw her so he went and started banging her with a hair brush, my buddy said he was like " HEY! dont do that! Thats wrong, lol"
What a skank! And women wonder why guys dont respect women who sleep with you on the first date, I mean, how many others guys has she done that with or put themselves in a position to have some guy screw them with a hairbrush.
Im so done with sluts a long time ago, just not worth the headache and unconfortable runnings into afterwards when you dont call or write after a one night stand. I need me a woman as pure as the driven snow, a woman who has slept with only two guys maximum in her life with a beautiful mind that I can communicate with and respect completely, If I find her Im not going to let her go

I think they have those in Fantasy Land!
Seriously, I know what you mean. I just got divorced after 12 years and havn't been laid in almost a year and a half, and though the one night stand thing is tempting as a mofo, I just can't bring myself to do it for the very same reason you gave!

 

[Hiatussin]

Sure. I was 17 she was sixteen. It was at her place. small bedroom. She was initiating mostly.

Massive Attack - Mezzazine (spell) on repeat and a good 4 hours of foreplay

it was her first time too, we just played. All that happened that day really was oral.

I still call it losing virginity because the step and impact was much greater than the first time we fucked after we had been sucking licking and fondling for months already.

 

[StickFigure]

LOL

What's the definition of Relative Humidity??
















The sweat that drips down your sisters back when you're hittin' her from behind!

 

[BrothaBill]

I think they have those in Fantasy Land!
Seriously, I know what you mean. I just got divorced after 12 years and havn't been laid in almost a year and a half, and though the one night stand thing is tempting as a mofo, I just can't bring myself to do it for the very same reason you gave!

Yeah, Im a born again virgin, I gave up the taking sluts home after drinking years and years ago. Figure there's got to be something more than that lifestyle, I live in a major metropolis and I can find a different girl to go home with any night of the week. Skanks abound here, Dave Chappelle said it best, used to be that pussy was a rarity and you had to find a decent girl and marry her, nowadays pussy is everywhere, theyre flooding the damn market with it. Means nothing anymore to these women, someone's got to be the gatekeeper in society and traditionally its been women from a sociological perspective. Those women are out there that respect themselves not to sleep with a guy without knowing them and sharing good communication and the mind. You just got to go to the places where they are not some bar picking up the table scraps of love. Reminds me of that old joke; "Why did the urban cowboy have brown smutty stuff all of the edges of his moustache... b/c he was looking for love in all the wrong places!!"
Broke up with my serious gf two years ago like you and I feel no need or want or desire at this point in my life to share the pleasure of sex with someone I dont connect with, nowadays Im going to wait until I meet that special someone, hence, after countless drunken endeavors in my youth, I am now a born again virgin. That or I have a great line of BS

 

[StickFigure]

Yeah, Im a born again virgin, I gave up the taking sluts home after drinking years and years ago. Figure there's got to be something more than that lifestyle, I live in a major metropolis and I can find a different girl to go home with any night of the week. Skanks abound here, Dave Chappelle said it best, used to be that pussy was a rarity and you had to find a decent girl and marry her, nowadays pussy is everywhere, theyre flooding the damn market with it. Means nothing anymore to these women, someone's got to be the gatekeeper in society and traditionally its been women from a sociological perspective. Those women are out there that respect themselves not to sleep with a guy without knowing them and sharing good communication and the mind. You just got to go to the places where they are not some bar picking up the table scraps of love. Reminds me of that old joke; "Why did the urban cowboy have brown smutty stuff all of the edges of his moustache... b/c he was looking for love in all the wrong places!!"
Broke up with my serious gf two years ago like you and I feel no need or want or desire at this point in my life to share the pleasure of sex with someone I dont connect with, nowadays Im going to wait until I meet that special someone, hence, after countless drunken endeavors in my youth, I am now a born again virgin. That or I have a great line of BS

You really are a good bro!

I'm out for the night. Look forward to talkin' with ya again.
Peace.

 

[hotzie]

my first time was fast

 

[jaded]

Yes, I do.

 

[Mr. dB]

... I feel no need or want or desire at this point in my life to share the pleasure of sex with someone I dont connect with, nowadays Im going to wait until I meet that special someone, hence, after countless drunken endeavors in my youth, I am now a born again virgin. That or I have a great line of BS

Agreed. I'd rather jerk off than deal with the drama. 'Course that also means that I haven't had sex since June 2003...

I work in a bar, and I HATE all the women I meet there. Except for a few co-workers, but I ain't dippin' into that well, nosiree. I am not in a position where I ever meet women that I like anymore, I know they're out there but I'm not sure where they're hiding. Probably all married. That must be it, because all my married friends' wives adore me. As a friend.