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HappyScrappy
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supersizeme is all about that shit
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The Shadow
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LMFAO
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Lumbuss
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If i ever found a site that retarded, i would keep it to myslef. I belive it is from that moron powermandl's sig over at wannabebig. That guy is a lame ass loser if there ever was one. He is a midget and a skinny little punk but he thinks he is hot shit because he is powerlifter and he knows physics. He should be a physics teacher if he knows so much about physics.
Robert Jan
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lumbuss your no fun thats some funny shit.
PowerManDL
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Lumbuss said:
How nice of you to have the balls to say it to my face.
"Midget"? "Skinny little punk"? I can deadlift your car, idiot.
You know, I really doubt you'd say those things to my face, since you're just some Internet homo that likes to sit behind his computer and talk shit he can't back up.
Robert Jan
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also, you got a problem with people who know physics or something? maybe you just dont like how your too fucking stupid to find your own ass or appreciate humor
the nature boy
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that site got posted a few months back, upon futher inspection you'll find that ninjas HATE pirates.
the nature boy
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fro,
check out the part of the ninja page that talks about Supukku. it's hilarious.
check out the part of the ninja page that talks about Supukku. it's hilarious.
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Lumbuss
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PowerManDL said:
How am i supposed to say it to your face moron? Did i call you out on a thread? No. I saw a stupid site about something stupid like ninja's. I didn't pre-meditate to diss your sensitive self, i just saw something that was retarded, i knew where he got it so i mentioned you dumbass. Like i said, how shall i say it to your face, do you want me to drive my car wherever you live just to point out the obvious, that your ninja site is stupid? You would like you say deadlift my car and i dont want you to hurt my baby. So shut up, physics is a gay thing to be obsessed with, go eat a hamburger dopeass homo.
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Lumbuss
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Robert Jan said:
Yeah, im a real stupid guy. I dont know physics, i flunked that difficult class. I wasn't dissing you, i was saying your site is stupid thats all. Why is your name robert jan? What is a jan? Is that when your arms will hit 14 inches, jan of 2008?
PowerManDL
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Lumbuss said:
LOL
You're about as bright as the pimples on your face.
If you'd concern yourself with that acne problem, getting girls, and weight training instead of being an Internet tough guy you might have friends instead of having to take out all your sexual frustration on your computer.
Maybe if your monkey-fucking ass-licking pimple-popping can't-spell dumber-than-rocks child-molesting no-girl-having ass would worry more about his own business rather than trying to make fun of people who are obviously more intelligent, better looking, and stronger, you'd get somewhere in life.
Damn Internet homo.
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Lumbuss
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PowerManDL said:
What a very clever jackass you are. You completley pulled something out your smelly fat powerlifting midget butt to insult me with. If i can recall, i have never had acne problems in my life. The definition of acne is the dirt on a dirty persons face, it is not a disease and does not require medication. Since i wash my face every day, i dont get acne. All i was doing is pointing out the fact that you are a retarded piece of shit. I have evidence to back up my claims. Any man your age who is obsessed with ninjas and physics needs to go lick cow balls and wonder what he is doing with his life. You are a disgrace to everyone on this board, and your presence here brings us all down. You are basically a small man with a small childs mind. I used to enjoy ninjas but i stopped watching ninja turtles when i was a little boy. I am also hurt by your insults at me, i would never insult your honor in real life because i am afraid you might throw ninja stars at me then get ninjitzu-fumu on my non-ninja ass.
PowerManDL
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Lumbuss said:
LMAO
If I'm bringing down THIS board, that's saying a HELL of a lot; with the moron quotient that you're pulling over here, I don't think anyone short of a wheel-chair bound Down's Syndrome patient could make you guys any dumber.
I bet your the same guy that wears his 'beater to the gym to bench press and curl every Monday night.
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Lumbuss
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PowerManDL said:
Actually you reject from hell, this board is a great chat board. Your chat board over there sucks. Your training board is good, diet is decent, supps is good but it is people like you who bring boards down because of your stupid ninja crap. Go stick a samari sword up your butthole. There are no morons here, just you. We have tons of smart people like me, oak, and kakkyd. I dont wear wife beaters, i dont do benchpress, i prefer dumbells. I dont curl except on back day. On monday nights i watch wrestling and jerk off on a lima bean. Go read my posts on the diet board dumb ass, you could learn alot from me. Oh wait, your just a scrawney powerlifter who doesn't diet. I dont give a shit about how well your alpha motor nuerons recruit muscle fibers and how fast they generate action potential and shit, you will never be big because you are a little pansy. Keep deadlifting fool, but you will always be an ugly pussy who cant get what he is.
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Lumbuss
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PowerManDL said:
Actually, i belive you may be correct on this one powerman. I just ventured over on the training board and saw this. Can you do me a favor since you know more about physiology than I, and explain to them why they are all morons please. Thanks.
http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=151893
Robert Jan
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"So shut up, physics is a gay thing to be obsessed with, go eat a hamburger dopeass homo."
shiat. when do you finish middle school?
also if i remember right you was seen recently posting about who cares about quad size anyway? and you call yourself any type of lifter?
Also the link between facial hygiene and acne problem is actually quite small. I dont really have an acne problem but I know this.
If it was, id be full of it cuz im a dirty mofo.
"Any man your age who is obsessed with ninjas and physics needs to go lick cow balls and wonder what he is doing with his life. "
In case you didn`t notice the site is not actually meant to be about/for people who admire actual ninjas. In fact I dont think those exist. It was meant to amuse the reader and it does one hell of a job in about 85-90% of people i heard about it.
"Why is your name robert jan? What is a jan? Is that when your arms will hit 14 inches, jan of 2008?"
Robert Jan is not my actual name. I have an account under my actual name but for some reason I cant post on it. So I just made this up, its an existing Dutch first name, and my arms have been over 14 inch for a while altho theyre still small.
"i knew where he got it so i mentioned you dumbass. Like i said, how shall i say it to your face, do you want me to drive my car wherever you live just to point out the obvious, that your ninja site is stupid?"
PowermanDl is not actually the author of the site.
He never heard of you before and you started flaming him out of nowhere. You do not bring up any valid points and refrain to the use of middle school language.
I can only conclude that I hope you have your head chopped off by a ninja with real ultimate power who is totally insane (or sweet)
shiat. when do you finish middle school?
also if i remember right you was seen recently posting about who cares about quad size anyway? and you call yourself any type of lifter?
Also the link between facial hygiene and acne problem is actually quite small. I dont really have an acne problem but I know this.
If it was, id be full of it cuz im a dirty mofo.
"Any man your age who is obsessed with ninjas and physics needs to go lick cow balls and wonder what he is doing with his life. "
In case you didn`t notice the site is not actually meant to be about/for people who admire actual ninjas. In fact I dont think those exist. It was meant to amuse the reader and it does one hell of a job in about 85-90% of people i heard about it.
"Why is your name robert jan? What is a jan? Is that when your arms will hit 14 inches, jan of 2008?"
Robert Jan is not my actual name. I have an account under my actual name but for some reason I cant post on it. So I just made this up, its an existing Dutch first name, and my arms have been over 14 inch for a while altho theyre still small.
"i knew where he got it so i mentioned you dumbass. Like i said, how shall i say it to your face, do you want me to drive my car wherever you live just to point out the obvious, that your ninja site is stupid?"
PowermanDl is not actually the author of the site.
He never heard of you before and you started flaming him out of nowhere. You do not bring up any valid points and refrain to the use of middle school language.
I can only conclude that I hope you have your head chopped off by a ninja with real ultimate power who is totally insane (or sweet)
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Lumbuss
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Robert Jan said:
i have officially been reduced to nothing.
PowerManDL
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Lumbuss said:
Now, wait a second....
You start in on me, thinking I won't read you bad mouthing me, and after I give you a good verbal thrashing, you want me to use the very scientific resources you were insulting me for to back you up?
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PowerManDL said:
You didn't give me a verbal thrashing, you say im an internet tough guy but you aren't even that. You are just a low down piece of trash who likes ninjas. You are obviousley very sensitive, i didn't know how much of a sissy you were. I didn't ask you to use physics to back anything, did i? Physics have to do with powerlifting, not hypertrophy. I have no interest in powerlifting, and even if physics is relevant to them that still makes physics worthless, and the fact that you puy physics formulas in your sig last time i was over there is retarded because physics is retarded and it can blow my donkey dick. I never said you were a moron that doesn't know about training. What i said is that you are a small man, who has a childs mind for liking ninja sites. You and puffy nips can insult me all day, i could care less. I am the man and i could take my morning shit on your head and you probably would be too much a sissy to do anything about it, so i dont see you calling me a tough guy bieng relevant when you are an internet sissy. Is anyone supposed to believe you to be a tough guy in real life when you act like a childish sissy on this board?
PowerManDL
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LOL
Your IQ must take less time to count than all three of your teeth.
FYI, my knowledge of physics is only one part of the puzzle, and it plays very little role in my day-to-day examination of any training-related topic. So little in fact that I don't know why you chose to isolate that particular bit of my knowledge.
You might as well be calling me a "sissy" for understanding physiology, kinesiology, biomechanics, biochemistry, and all the other subjects that go into weight training.
So come now tough guy, if you really feel the need to keep making yourself look stupid by trying to start an actual fight over the 'Net, be my guest.
Your IQ must take less time to count than all three of your teeth.
FYI, my knowledge of physics is only one part of the puzzle, and it plays very little role in my day-to-day examination of any training-related topic. So little in fact that I don't know why you chose to isolate that particular bit of my knowledge.
You might as well be calling me a "sissy" for understanding physiology, kinesiology, biomechanics, biochemistry, and all the other subjects that go into weight training.
So come now tough guy, if you really feel the need to keep making yourself look stupid by trying to start an actual fight over the 'Net, be my guest.
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Lumbuss
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PowerManDL said:
I just counted my teeth and i have 32, i would have 36 if my wisdom teeth weren't removed. But fortunatley for me even without my wisdom teeth i still have more wisdom than you because i have an IQ of 140 (an online test). I wasn't insulting your knowlege on training, i was just saying as a person you are retarded and pathetic and disgust me with your ninja this, ninja that. I am calling you a sissy because you like stupid little ninja sites, and because you cry when somone makes fun of you on the internet. God forbid that you are insulted in real life, you will probaby reach into your pocked and pull out a ninja star of death and throw it at me so the angle of incidence that it enters my body is equal to the angle of refraction which it leavs it. Then you will just bury your fat beer belly head in your mommys bussom and suck her oh so sweet tittie milk just like you used to. Im just pointing out the facts that you talk about physics too much, and that you are stupid for liking ninja sites and you are stupid in general.
PowerManDL
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You're a twelve year old with no pubes that gets molested by his gay uncle, aren't you?
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Lumbuss
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PowerManDL said:
ummm...actually im not. my uncle doesn't molest me, and i am not twelve. i have plenty of pubes and i also have tons of hair in my ass. Your insults mean nothing to me. You obviousley are unable to argue in a rational manner, so you have to accuse me of being a twelve year old. I am not impressed by your strength, or deadlift. I have seen your pics and if i recall i dont think you are very big. I also think you are about 5'8'' from what i have read on the other board. Your beer drinking has stunted your growth. You need to focus on putting on some mass and stop worrying about your deadlift poundages. I also know you drink alot. That isn't good, you need to stop. I can understand you wanting to escape the sorrows which encompass your life, but drinking is bad for you and bad for bodybuilding, im sure you know this.
PowerManDL
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If you've seen "my" pics then you've been looking at the wrong person, because I don't have any physique shots up on the web anywhere.
Unfortunately, I'm not such a hollow and mentally deficient person as to need hyooge muskles to make myself feel good about myself or to get by in life, as you obviously feel the need to. I'm quite happy with my current build and being able to lift a LOT more than the members of your bench-press brigade can. If mass is that important to you, it probably means you have an incredibly small dick.
I could personally care less if you're impressed with my strength, because quite frankly it wouldn't be much for me to pound the living shit out of you in person, regardless of how "hyooge" you may be. And I'm still much more pleasant to be around that some retard who will cut somebody down for "knowing stuff" and goofing off online.
Unfortunately, I'm not such a hollow and mentally deficient person as to need hyooge muskles to make myself feel good about myself or to get by in life, as you obviously feel the need to. I'm quite happy with my current build and being able to lift a LOT more than the members of your bench-press brigade can. If mass is that important to you, it probably means you have an incredibly small dick.
I could personally care less if you're impressed with my strength, because quite frankly it wouldn't be much for me to pound the living shit out of you in person, regardless of how "hyooge" you may be. And I'm still much more pleasant to be around that some retard who will cut somebody down for "knowing stuff" and goofing off online.
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Lumbuss
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PowerManDL said:
You must enjoy posting stupid stuff on this board. I belive you did post a pic of yourslef and you had a goatee and were sitting in a chair drinking beer. I told you i dont bench, i do dumbell presses and i train for hypertrophy, not strength. I dont see where you get at saying i have a small dick either, i have never had girl complain about the size of my dick. My dick is perfectly fine and it can satisfy any woman better than your ninja dick can satisfy them. Im not cutting you down for knowing stuff? You must be a complete idiot, i already said that it is good that you know alot about bodybuilding, but your continuousley taking about physics is stupid, physics doesn't play nearley as big a role in boydbuilding as nutrition, something i dont think you ever mention. You would be better off focusing on nutrition as opposed to physics IMO, it is more revelant to bodybuilding. I dont care if you goof off online, i am here to speak my mind. If i think somone posts something that is stupid i am not afraid to say so. People thik some of my stuff is stupid, but i dont give a shit and get all sensitive.
Lastley, but not least you couldn't beat me down in real life. I already told you that your ninja skills are useless and being a ninja is stupid. When i see something as retarded as that site is i feel obligated to point it out. People have differn'et senses of humor and that site doesn't appeal to me. I looked at their forum and they are all retarded nerds, and they are just flat out losers who have no life (the people who made that site).
PowerManDL
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If that's how you see things I feel very sorry for you.
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Lumbuss
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Why do you feel sorry for me? because i saw a site started by a bunch of nerds in an attempt to be funny, and i said it was stupid and not funny? You and me have a very different sense of humor, i dont see why you need to flame me for that. I find stuff like my thread about selling protien farts funny, not some high school drop outs site about ninjas. I just dont find it funny. Some people find simpsons hilarious, i dont see how any of their stuff is funny at all, i find it to be stupid and idiotic.
epimetheus
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PowerManDL said:
I love how ignorant people that say "that worthless physics shit" think they are all smart and educated. LOL.
Lumbuss, you are a total dipshit. Well to be fair I only know you from this thread, so let me reiterate that; You are acting childish and showing yourself to be quite the buffoon in this thread. Grow up.
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epimetheus said:
How is this so? I simpley stated that the ninja site wasn't funny. So does this mean next time i start a thread about farting in my moms face, that everyone has to think its funny, and everyone who calls me stupid on the thread is childish?
epimetheus
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No, I don't see a problem with not finding something funny, or even stating that you don't.
It is the disrespect you show towards Powermandl, a seething hatred that seems to exist soely based off the fact that he finds something funny that you don't, and knows about physics. It is the fact that you are dragging this out past where it is necessary, and making threats, bantering about dick size and such. It is amusing and rather entertaining, but when I read any of your posts down the road, no matter how informative it may be, I will always have trouble taking you seriously after this. Maybe others feel this way too.
Alot of people view these posts, and most are adults. If you have some general beef with powermandl, thats understandable, but threatening to kick somebodies ass for the fact that they find something funny that you think is stupid is pretty immature.
You don't think a light hearted web site that is obviously a joke is funny, hate the simpsons, but think fart jokes are the best thing in the world?
You are ate.
It is the disrespect you show towards Powermandl, a seething hatred that seems to exist soely based off the fact that he finds something funny that you don't, and knows about physics. It is the fact that you are dragging this out past where it is necessary, and making threats, bantering about dick size and such. It is amusing and rather entertaining, but when I read any of your posts down the road, no matter how informative it may be, I will always have trouble taking you seriously after this. Maybe others feel this way too.
Alot of people view these posts, and most are adults. If you have some general beef with powermandl, thats understandable, but threatening to kick somebodies ass for the fact that they find something funny that you think is stupid is pretty immature.
You don't think a light hearted web site that is obviously a joke is funny, hate the simpsons, but think fart jokes are the best thing in the world?
You are ate.
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Gubernatorial Goosefish
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Lumbuss said:
LMFAO! You fucking moron! Count your teeth again, and this time do it carefully, tooth by tooth. If you had your wisdom teeth removed, you shouldn't have 32 teeth.
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Lumbuss
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epimetheus said:No, I don't see a problem with not finding something funny, or even stating that you don't.
It is the disrespect you show towards Powermandl, a seething hatred that seems to exist soely based off the fact that he finds something funny that you don't, and knows about physics. It is the fact that you are dragging this out past where it is necessary, and making threats, bantering about dick size and such. It is amusing and rather entertaining, but when I read any of your posts down the road, no matter how informative it may be, I will always have trouble taking you seriously after this. Maybe others feel this way too.
Alot of people view these posts, and most are adults. If you have some general beef with powermandl, thats understandable, but threatening to kick somebodies ass for the fact that they find something funny that you think is stupid is pretty immature.
You don't think a light hearted web site that is obviously a joke is funny, hate the simpsons, but think fart jokes are the best thing in the world?
You are ate.
You must be a moron, look at the thread and see who threatened who and who talked about dick size. it wasn't me.
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Gubernatorial Goosefish said:
I just counted carefully using the mirror, i have 28 or 29, i cant tell if there is one way in the back.
I have no beef with powerman. If somone else made a big deal of that ninja site i would say the same thing about them. I respect powermans knowlege on training, even if it doesn't apply to me. I just think his site is stupid. I think robert jan was dumb to post it, and i said that. If he continued to flame me i would say stuff about him too. I just like to state my opinions.
epimetheus
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Lumbuss said:
Ok, so your initial post did not say anything about kicking his ass, but It is still immature and stupid.
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Gubernatorial Goosefish
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Lumbuss said:
Hey, I don't care about the fight that broke out between you and the rest. I just thought it was funny when you said that you have 32 teeth, but that's only because you had your wisdom teeth pulled out. 32 is the predetermined total of all permanent teeth, including extra molars, i.e. "wisdom" teeth, for most human beings. Some get an additional tooth (very rare, like 1 in 3 million), some get less than four wisdom teeth, but 36, with a whopping 8 extra molars, should've earned you a spot in the Guinness Book of World Records.
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Lumbuss
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Getting my wisdom teeth pulled was a fucking bitch. THey cracked on of them trying to pull it out.
Robert Jan
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its not that you dont like the site assclown, its that you insult people you dont even know out of nowhere.
ps internet IQ testing is about as accurate as Tanita scales
ps internet IQ testing is about as accurate as Tanita scales
BigBazooka
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Fuck yeah! I've visited that sweet ass ninja site DAILY for 3 months for any reason and often for no reason at all. Realultimatepower KICKS ass so hard, that it actually kicked my mom straight in the face. Seppuku with a frisbee is some cool ass stuff and is essential reading. If anyone else feels different, they should be sliced in 50,000 pieces with the second biggest ninja boner in the universe.
Also the stories in "PumpUp" are cool and by "cool", I mean totally sweet.
Also the stories in "PumpUp" are cool and by "cool", I mean totally sweet.
Robert Jan
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El Flame-O
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Hey, I'm new here and thought I'd make my first post in this thread. 
Hey Lumbuss, thank you for insuring that no matter what I post there will be somebody WAY FUCKING DUMBER than me here. It is comforting, yet frightening that people as FUCKING DUMB as you are allowed to live. I think you are a danger to society being THAT FUCKING DUMB.
It's a good think we have freedom of speech, as people like you are allowed to speak, which ensure people such as me sound much more intelligent in comparison. You are lucky you are hiding behind your computer, or you would already be decapitated via katana or wakizashi!
You are truly FUCKING DUMB to mock ninjas or people who know physics. Think how deadly this combination can be and you will truly realize the real ultimate power that you are facing.
You must be a pimple-faced 14 year old boy dressed in his sisters clothing to have such a demented outlook on ninjas. I suggest you do the honorable thing and commit seppuku before you are discoverd and executed via ancient ninja torture techniques.
PS. If you do decide to do the honorable thing and commit seppuku remember to take off your sisters panties first so you'll at least not be remembered as the FUCKING PANSY that you are.
Have a nice day.
Hey Lumbuss, thank you for insuring that no matter what I post there will be somebody WAY FUCKING DUMBER than me here. It is comforting, yet frightening that people as FUCKING DUMB as you are allowed to live. I think you are a danger to society being THAT FUCKING DUMB.
It's a good think we have freedom of speech, as people like you are allowed to speak, which ensure people such as me sound much more intelligent in comparison. You are lucky you are hiding behind your computer, or you would already be decapitated via katana or wakizashi!
You are truly FUCKING DUMB to mock ninjas or people who know physics. Think how deadly this combination can be and you will truly realize the real ultimate power that you are facing.
You must be a pimple-faced 14 year old boy dressed in his sisters clothing to have such a demented outlook on ninjas. I suggest you do the honorable thing and commit seppuku before you are discoverd and executed via ancient ninja torture techniques.
PS. If you do decide to do the honorable thing and commit seppuku remember to take off your sisters panties first so you'll at least not be remembered as the FUCKING PANSY that you are.
Have a nice day.
El Flame-O
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I also find it fitting that your username of lumbuss is only two letters off from being dumbass. Perhaps it's simply a typo?
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Lumbuss
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El Flame-O said:
SHut the fuck up you stupid fucking faggot. I dont give a shit what the fuck i say and what anyone thinks of what i say especially some piece of shit who just registered you faggot. Your name is retarded and gay like you are. Dont tell me im stupid just because i say what the fuck i feel like you fucking loser, if you knew me you wouldn't be saying im stupid you fucking fag because i just got back from my summer orientation at college and i scored the highest on every single fucking placement exam they gave out of the whole group that was there for orientation, which was about 1,000 people. I didn't say one exam, i said every fucking last one of them from the math to the english. so dont give me that shit you fucking nimrod.
Robert Jan
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"I dont give a shit what the fuck i say "
LMMAO
GODDAMN THIS GUY IS STUPID
"SHut the fuck up you stupid fucking faggot. "
"i said every fucking last one of them from the math to the english. "
I bet the english didn`t include writing huh? Also doesn`t this college teach physics?
"if you knew me you wouldn't be saying im stupid you fucking fag because i just got back from my summer orientation at college and i scored the highest on every single fucking placement exam they gave out of the whole group that was there for orientation, which was about 1,000 people. I didn't say one exam, i said every fucking last one of them from the math to the english. "
Oh now i get it! your just posting in this thread for shits and giggles just to see what its like to be a REALLY FUCKING STUPID PERSON for once. well, got to have tried everything i suppose
LMMAO
GODDAMN THIS GUY IS STUPID
"SHut the fuck up you stupid fucking faggot. "
"i said every fucking last one of them from the math to the english. "
I bet the english didn`t include writing huh? Also doesn`t this college teach physics?
"if you knew me you wouldn't be saying im stupid you fucking fag because i just got back from my summer orientation at college and i scored the highest on every single fucking placement exam they gave out of the whole group that was there for orientation, which was about 1,000 people. I didn't say one exam, i said every fucking last one of them from the math to the english. "
Oh now i get it! your just posting in this thread for shits and giggles just to see what its like to be a REALLY FUCKING STUPID PERSON for once. well, got to have tried everything i suppose
wow, that site is badass......sounds like a 5th grader on test and speed created it.
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Lumbuss
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Robert Jan said:"I dont give a shit what the fuck i say "
LMMAO
GODDAMN THIS GUY IS STUPID
"SHut the fuck up you stupid fucking faggot. "
"i said every fucking last one of them from the math to the english. "
I bet the english didn`t include writing huh? Also doesn`t this college teach physics?
"if you knew me you wouldn't be saying im stupid you fucking fag because i just got back from my summer orientation at college and i scored the highest on every single fucking placement exam they gave out of the whole group that was there for orientation, which was about 1,000 people. I didn't say one exam, i said every fucking last one of them from the math to the english. "
Oh now i get it! your just posting in this thread for shits and giggles just to see what its like to be a REALLY FUCKING STUPID PERSON for once. well, got to have tried everything i suppose
Who the fuck are you to be talking shit to anyone, let alone me? Im not the one keeping your little ninja thread going, others keep bumping it. None of the points you just said make any sense, just like the fact that you are a puffy nippled gyno poster boy, i read your other board and i know your nipples are like sand dollars. Im going to slice them off and hang them like ornaments on my christmas tree while me and my family sing christmas carrols to them. What dont you get? What is "LMMAO"? I have never seen that one. Does it mean "laughing my gyno cream puff donut nipps of while laughing my ass off." Why the fuck do you call me stupid? Because i spell words wrong on a chat board, do you think i use the spell check? Sorry i type fast and dont spell check shithead, atleast i didn't post some pussy ninja link. Actually i got perfect on the english, and yes it did have an essay and i spelled everything fine. What are these shits and giggles you speak of? The only shits and giggles i know of are when i shit on your mom then she giggles. Your a retard.
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Gubernatorial Goosefish
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Lumbuss said:
Lumbuss said:
OMFG!!!!
I have tears running down my face right now from laughing. I haven't been this amused in a long time.
Thank you, brother.
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Lumbuss
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I have definatley demonstrated that i can not be put down by people such as those who insulted me on this thread. They need to stop trying and admit that they can't even fight with me on a board, yet they say i wouldn't say what i say in real life? Basically i just type what i would say. I would never back down from some puberty ridden gyno child whose voice cracks when he talks to a girl. me and jan or whatever he calls him self are polar opposites. I love girls, i will talk to them, i will fuck them, then i will stick my dick in their ear and cum out a melody. I really dont back down from anyone, you should have seen me at college this weekend. We were playing pool in the game hall and some pizza chinned geek walked infront of me and i was like sit down your little piece of shit you are gay. the kid sat right down. I am going to fuck a girl this fall at college, i garuntee it!!!!! Check my other thread about college!!!
Robert Jan
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LMAO
PowerManDL
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Lumbuss said:
Ah, the virgin's anthem.
This kid's never touched a real girl, let alone fucked one.
He'd cream his pants when he saw a nipple.
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Lumbuss
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PowerManDL said:
I like how you make assumptions about me based on what i say. How does me insulting you have anything to do with wheather or not i have touched a nipple? The difference between me and you is that I dont suck my fathers cock like you do.
I dont touch girls nipples either, they usually come up to me when im sleeping and place their nipples in my hand then go around telling everyone that they got luckey enough to have their nipples touched by me.
El Flame-O
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Bahahaha! Lumbass you're the best. Hahaha...just by your excellent grasp on grammer you clearly display how COMPLETELEY FUCKING DUMB you are. I'm sure you did quite well on your exams. Was this for entrance to the special olympics? Although, I would still give most mentally retarded kids the benefit of the doubt when stacked up against your most fearsome intellect.
It's ok to be gay. You should not try to cover it up by talking about girls. It's obvious you don't know what you are saying so why not just say that you enjoy biting pillows and being cake-holed by all the guys you can get because you have such a towering intellect.
I myself am not gay, so please stop sending me naked pictures via the personal message system. You have a small penis and it doesn't look like you've ever been to a gym. Oh and I'm sure a doctor could prescribe you something to get rid of that unsightly rash.
So in summary lumbass you are quite stupid. Wait a minute...let me rephrase that...you are REALLY FUCKING STUPID! But that's ok...the world needs stupid people like you around...so that we have people to hold the "SLOW" signs when there is road construction...or to serve our chalupas at taco bell. Just never try to sound intelligent. Embrace your stupidity and gayness...you'll probably feel much better.
One thing though, semen is probably not the optimum choice for your primary source of protein so you may want to try something else like tuna or chicken. Just some friendly advice.
I'm sure you did quite well on your exams. Was this for entrance to the special olympics? Although, I would still give most mentally retarded kids the benefit of the doubt when stacked up against your most fearsome intellect.It's ok to be gay. You should not try to cover it up by talking about girls. It's obvious you don't know what you are saying so why not just say that you enjoy biting pillows and being cake-holed by all the guys you can get because you have such a towering intellect.
I myself am not gay, so please stop sending me naked pictures via the personal message system. You have a small penis and it doesn't look like you've ever been to a gym. Oh and I'm sure a doctor could prescribe you something to get rid of that unsightly rash.
So in summary lumbass you are quite stupid. Wait a minute...let me rephrase that...you are REALLY FUCKING STUPID! But that's ok...the world needs stupid people like you around...so that we have people to hold the "SLOW" signs when there is road construction...or to serve our chalupas at taco bell. Just never try to sound intelligent. Embrace your stupidity and gayness...you'll probably feel much better.
One thing though, semen is probably not the optimum choice for your primary source of protein so you may want to try something else like tuna or chicken. Just some friendly advice.
I've met some stupid motherfuckers in my time, but Lumbuss is the gayest stupidest motherfucker of them all.
"I am going to fuck a girl this fall at college, i garuntee it!!!!! "
You've got to be fucking kidding me. The only girls you'll be fucking at college are going to be made of glossy paper with staples in their tits. If you had half the quantity of brain power that you obviously have in stupidity, you'd realize that most girls don't fuck brain-dead small-dicked cowfuckers.
"I am going to fuck a girl this fall at college, i garuntee it!!!!! "
You've got to be fucking kidding me. The only girls you'll be fucking at college are going to be made of glossy paper with staples in their tits. If you had half the quantity of brain power that you obviously have in stupidity, you'd realize that most girls don't fuck brain-dead small-dicked cowfuckers.
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Lumbuss
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I cant respond to all these insults because i am above that and i am just too damn cool for all of you retards. But not one of you worthless pieces of shit that just posted know more about training and diet and supplements than me. you are both stupid rejects who wish you were me. there is just one lumbuss and it is me.
Anybody that can fucking read knows more about training than you do you fucking stupidass cock molester.
You're right there's only one Lumbass, and thank God for that because if there were any more stupidity concentrated into one fucking place it'd form a black hole and destroy the whole fucking galaxy with its Dumb-shit Rays.
You're right there's only one Lumbass, and thank God for that because if there were any more stupidity concentrated into one fucking place it'd form a black hole and destroy the whole fucking galaxy with its Dumb-shit Rays.
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Lumbuss
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There is only one lumbuss, just one. And I am him and he is me.
El Flame-O
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Lumbuss said:
I'm glad we finally agree lumbass. I wish you luck with your forray into the special olympics. I only wish there was a law that would force you to be neutered or spade. Just in case you find a women dumb enough to open her legs to you, there should be no risk of offspring resulting. I'm sure one day when you can outrun your sisters and female cousins you may experiment with women, so we can only pray no pregnancy results in this. Do us all a favor and stick to dicks and hairy asses.
Burning_Inside
Elite Mentor
"Ninja BABE
Scene 1:
There is this super rich stupid idiot who lives in a humongous house. At his house, this guy has babes lying all over the place. The next scene is hot. The guy takes this super hot babe back to his room to make-out. The audience will think that the hot babe is a normal babe, but, yeah right, she's a ninja. The ninja woman smashes the guy's head like a melon. Then all these dogs come out of nowhere and the ninja woman has to beat the dogs' asses. First she kicks this one dog right in the nuts. The dog screams and jumps out the window. Then she jumps in the air and kicks two dogs in the nuts at once! Both dogs evaporate. Every time the ninja woman kicks nuts, a guitar squeals hard. Then the ninja woman has to battle the boss dog. The boss dog is huge. Before the boss dog can attack, she uppercuts the boss dog's nuts so hard that the boss explodes. Then the guitar squeals REALLY hard and explodes.
End
-This script is awesome."
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! My stomach tightened up so bad from laughing at that, I now have defined abs.
Scene 1:
There is this super rich stupid idiot who lives in a humongous house. At his house, this guy has babes lying all over the place. The next scene is hot. The guy takes this super hot babe back to his room to make-out. The audience will think that the hot babe is a normal babe, but, yeah right, she's a ninja. The ninja woman smashes the guy's head like a melon. Then all these dogs come out of nowhere and the ninja woman has to beat the dogs' asses. First she kicks this one dog right in the nuts. The dog screams and jumps out the window. Then she jumps in the air and kicks two dogs in the nuts at once! Both dogs evaporate. Every time the ninja woman kicks nuts, a guitar squeals hard. Then the ninja woman has to battle the boss dog. The boss dog is huge. Before the boss dog can attack, she uppercuts the boss dog's nuts so hard that the boss explodes. Then the guitar squeals REALLY hard and explodes.
End
-This script is awesome."
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! My stomach tightened up so bad from laughing at that, I now have defined abs.
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Lumbuss
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El Flame-O said:
I am fully capable of producing children. In my life i plan on giving you a sister. I also plan on having sex with your girlfriend and passing off the child as yours. I think i will suck your grandmothers saggy tits too for the hell of it.
I want to thank Lumbass for being the stupidest cock-smokingest motherfucker that has ever lived.
His stupidity has shown the world why you should keep your children away from dangerous chemicals such as lead paint and Drain-O. He's so FUCKING DUMB that turkeys drowning in the rain make fun of him. The only thing smaller than his tiny dental-floss sized penis is his brain which is somewhere on the order of a dust mote.
If he got any fucking dumber he'd become negative and cause a chain reaction that would implode the entire fucking universe into a big cloud of stupid.
Congratulations on getting into clown college you stupid son of a bitch.
His stupidity has shown the world why you should keep your children away from dangerous chemicals such as lead paint and Drain-O. He's so FUCKING DUMB that turkeys drowning in the rain make fun of him. The only thing smaller than his tiny dental-floss sized penis is his brain which is somewhere on the order of a dust mote.
If he got any fucking dumber he'd become negative and cause a chain reaction that would implode the entire fucking universe into a big cloud of stupid.
Congratulations on getting into clown college you stupid son of a bitch.
big_bad_buff
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LMAO
