do you jerk off after you wake up in the morning??

[Frisky]

why get YOURSELF off when you have a warm body lying next to you?

 

[SlimJim52]

why get YOURSELF off when you have a warm body lying next to you?

'cause mama don't like wakin up to a good boning.

 

[Frisky]

'cause mama don't like wakin up to a good boning.

mama.. is crazy!

 

[slat1]

I am continually masturbating. If you got it... use it!

 

[rnch]

I am continually masturbating. If you got it... use it!

Brag, Brag, Bragggggggggggggg......

 

[SC4EVA]

Videos to prove? lol

 

[TheOak84]

sometimes, when i wake up with a raging hard-on

 

[bilter]

hell I got fired from my last job cuase it was more important to me to bust a nut in the morning than it was to be to work on time........
I think I have a problem, I wonder if Dr phil could help me

 

[delete]

hell I got fired from my last job cuase it was more important to me to bust a nut in the morning than it was to be to work on time........
I think I have a problem, I wonder if Dr phil could help me

thats why you need a nice, understanding, next door neighbor that is willing to help a buddy out in those instances.

 

[bilter]

thats why you need a nice, understanding, next door neighbor that is willing to help a buddy out in those instances.

hell yah! I rely on the wife but she gets up way too early so she can be to work on time. Her priorities are all messed up!