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Do you guys ever fake having an orgasm?

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just because you want to watch football or something?
do you just fake a squirt and grunt a little?
and if u do, do you get caught? or do you get by with it?
 
hm never did, but I imagine it kinda hard to do without a condom. And even then...most girls want to see what they were able to tap out of the penis :)
 
Gooseman said:
hm never did, but I imagine it kinda hard to do without a condom......
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DUDE........u aren't barebacking with all the biatches out there are you? :worried:
 
rnch said:
DUDE........u aren't barebacking with all the biatches out there are you? :worried:
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no, of course not...I was just wondering how one could do it, if not wearing a condom. Assuming you are not sporting a coat on your pecker 100% of the time you are having sex.
 
just because you want to watch football or something?
do you just fake a squirt and grunt a little?
and if u do, do you get caught? or do you get by with it?
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lol!!!! Faking it? Thats a good one!

The only time I'd maybe even CONSIDER faking an orgasm to end it early was if the fucking house was on fire!!!
 
it's easy to fake, fuck you had enough real ones just do the same thing.
YES guys can and might fake if it is not enjoyable.

if she wonder why there is not much cum pouring out of her pussy just tell her you jacked off that same day. (fantasizing about her of course) nudge/wink.

normally if it is a garbage screw or if you're missing the game or last 15 laps of a NASCAR race you can just kick into 6th gear and be done with it, but from time to time you'll have to fake it.
 
A coupla times we've gone at it & I'd have a sinus headache. She's really gettin into it & my pain is getting so bad my nose starts bleeding. I'll fake one so she gets her jollies, then I go in the Bathroom & bleeed out.
 
Ah this is BS, I'll say it. I've faked when I've went home drunk with a lady and in the middle of sex I realize who I was with! I've faked with girls when I was to f%&ed up on drugs to cum. I've faked a lot of times, never for a good reason though. I should have been just enjoying the sex, but those were the days when I could afford to fake it!
 
Yep!

After she has so many, and you know you held back too long, and she is soaked, sometimes you just squeeze the PC - flex a few times, grunt real good slam it in all the way and bam!

For me it isn't only about gettin off, as long as she is wore out I did my job, and I'm happy.

But not very often, I mean unless you were caught flat footed and practiced self release with bad timing. I wouldn't want to leave her thinking she didn't satisfy me.
 
Why would I want to fake a O? LOL I prefer to make him keep fucking me until I get one! :p
 
Evil_Frisky said:
Why would I want to fake a O? LOL I prefer to make him keep fucking me until I get one! :p
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i said guys
lol
and i agree with you on that
sadly hammy lasts 2 -2 1/2 minutes tops so i gotta be fast
 
Please explain how in the hell a guy could fake an organsm...I know that I narmally go straight to the bathroom after and the cum is in the toilet 2 seconds later. If it's not then your ass is out the door with my foot in it! ;)
 
MILF69 said:
Please explain how in the hell a guy could fake an organsm...I know that I narmally go straight to the bathroom after and the cum is in the toilet 2 seconds later. If it's not then your ass is out the door with my foot in it! ;)
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I love how blunt you are. But it's the truth :qt:
 
well lets see
if hes wearing a condom and hes the one that takes it off and flushes it or whatever they do with it
he could moan and go thru all the shuddering motions and not cum
and you woldnt know the difference
 
I faked it after using Cialis. I could have lasted all weekend and frankly, I was just tired of fucking and she was starting to give me that "jesus, dude" look.
 
I have faked it once before. This was with a one night stand. I would never do that with my GF, she doesnt fake them with me so why would I?
 
I've never faked it & never gave up. Even if my dick is red & raw I keep going cause my whole reason for being is to bust a nut....Never say die!!!

BTW...............this is a great forum ;-)
 
concordsize said:
I have faked it once before. This was with a one night stand. I would never do that with my GF, she doesnt fake them with me so why would I?
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she SAYS she doesnt fake with you:)



just kidding ;)
 
hey brain, you don't practice safe sex do you?


MILF69 said:
Please explain how in the hell a guy could fake an organsm...I know that I narmally go straight to the bathroom after and the cum is in the toilet 2 seconds later. If it's not then your ass is out the door with my foot in it! ;)
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no, who the hell would do that...?

of course i have no problem finishing if i needed to in a hurry... ;)
 
I have before!! sometimes when I'm on Test I cant cum for shit!!! I keep going on on on!!!. So i have faked it before and do a grunt grab my cock and I'm like I need to go clean up lol!!
 
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