Do you ever wonder what people think when they look at you?

[Kopaka]

I am sure they are thinking:

• 
  [A] Nice Smile
  Nice Body
  [C] I love tight wranglers on a cowboy
  [D] Now he is a hunk of love waiting to happen
  [E] I want to have his babies
  [F] The guys say when is he going to give us some room
  [G] The girls say God I hope he comes back soon
  

 

[Russian KGB]

it depends if your hot or not...


You might be right, that could be the case and the accent makes it worse (especially if you throw a few Russian words in there
It actually always worked best with my exes, when they would say: "No, absolutely not!" And all it takes is: "Oh please baby, please"...

Do you ever wonder why they call males a "strong sex" and females "weak"?.. Female can munipulate male the way they start doing some very strange things... Back old days some kings would give up their throwns for women!

 

[spin721]

I load up my MP3 player, wear my headphones and don't talk to anyone. I look at the ground when I am walking around after all my cardio and I can see people looking at my legs...if it is a chick, fine no problem.....

a guy?...Houston, we have a problem!

 

[sk*]

Three girls were looking at me in the gym today, I liked it. We had an orgy later on.

-sk

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

my mind is always going, thinking about crazy shit, so i often get wrapped up in my own thoughts and i stare at something/someone without realizing it. i can't tell you how many times i've been in a class completely oblivious that i'm staring at someone and they notice and end up thinking i'm real creepy.

 

[Scarlett33]

absolutely! I was in the mall today and people were looking at me. I was paranoid b/c I'd just had my hair colored and blown out, but not "fixed". It didn't look bad, just straight. I get checked out by teenage girls a lot for some reason.

 

[MFMan]

Depends on how they look at you. If a chick is looking you up and down and you're a guy, she wants you. If you're a chick and a guy is looking you up and down he wants you. If you're a guy and a guy is looking you up and down either A: he wants kick your ass or B: he wants to eat your ass. If you're a chick and another chick is looking you up and down, same goes for what happens for the guy.

 

[sk*]

Seriously people, if the opposite sex is looking at you ... IT'S A GOOD THING!

-sk

 

[MFMan]

Seriously people, if the opposite sex is looking at you ... IT'S A GOOD THING!

-sk

This is also true. But being the paranoid, insecure jackass I usually portray, anytime a member of the opposite sex is looking in my general direction I assume they are looking at someone else. If they are looking directly at me I assume I must have something hanging out of my nose. If after I check myself in the mirror, they are still looking at me. I just tell myself I must remind them of someone. And then walk away only to start the whole process over again later in the week.

 

[ChefWide]

This is also true. But being the paranoid, insecure jackass I usually portray, anytime a member of the opposite sex is looking in my general direction I assume they are looking at someone else. If they are looking directly at me I assume I must have something hanging out of my nose. If after I check myself in the mirror, they are still looking at me. I just tell myself I must remind them of someone. And then walk away only to start the whole process over again later in the week.

hmmm.... self image train wreck? I know the deal and feel your pain.