Dirty Fantasies

[Ashamed]

Who does it?

I am currently going through my Blue Peter phase.. when I shag my gf I imagine she is wholesome BBC TV Blue Peter host Konnie Huq

 

[Gymgurl]

Got to admit....when it gets boring in the bed room I just imagine the hubby being someone really sexy..........like Tuc biscuit or something

 

[Ashamed]

No I am serious.. I have alos begun to have sordid thoughts about my gf's sister...

I think porn has ruined me.. I am so worn out..

 

[SoKlueles]

um tuc biscuit? Ok gf....you need to git out more hehe

 

[Gymgurl]

It is fine to think about others as long as you are not acting on it. Unless you might prefer the sister over the girlfriend, but that is a whole other topic.


Hey and by the way....that Tuc biscuit gives me naughty dreams every night!!

 

[Ashamed]

yeah but you are a bloke

 

[Gymgurl]

I don't think so Mr.......100% pure female here so......bite me...


Hey anyone want to do the "female" check on Gymgurl to see if I am a girl

 

[Ashamed]

ok

does that involve a nekkid picture?

 

[Gymgurl]

No you have to come over and look up my skirt lol

 

[BileStew]

No you have to come over and look up my skirt lol

Not only will *I* look, I'll inspect the goods too.

 

[Gymgurl]

please do baby and report back to the board that I am 100% hot female

 

[BileStew]

please do baby and report back to the board that I am 100% hot female

I'll report back with a "glistening" glazed donut face.

 

[SoKlueles]

omg i cant beleive u 2 said that....lol

 

[Gymgurl]

You just do that...there will be no doubt when they taste test your face tha I am a girl

 

[BileStew]

You just do that...there will be no doubt when they taste test your face tha I am a girl

THEY, taste my face? No way!! I'm selfish, I keep all the glaze for myself. They can look only.

 

[Gymgurl]

Okay deal!!! I will lick it all off!

 

[SoKlueles]

um... i dont get it....but u go GF

 

[BileStew]

Okay deal!!! I will lick it all off!

<thud>

 

[Gymgurl]

LOLOLOLOLOL........ahhhhhhhhhhh

 

[ColdCut]

Got to admit....when it gets boring in the bed room I just imagine the hubby being someone really sexy..........like Tuc biscuit or something

rimshot please!

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