Did your parents beat that arse?

[PICK3]

I came home one day out of breathe and my dad asked why

I said, "I ran all the way home from behind a bus and saved 50 cents"

He commenced beating that ass

I said, "Wut, you dew that for?"

He said, "You should have ran home behind a taxi and saved $5"!

 

[wootoom]

I just smashed 2 hydros


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[PICK3]

[fail]thread[/fail]

 

[bigbassturd]

My parents beat all the fucking shit out of us growing up

Dad had a 2x4 fashioned into a paddle with 'DAD' drilled in it to cut down on wind resistance

 

[TableFun]

Knot really. We were spanked a couple times but nothing crazy.

 

[WoodyO]

I went all Eric & Lyle Menendez on them.

 

[petitepole]

My mum spanked me for being a little sissy

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[smurf2]

I was scared as fuck of my dad but he never beat me. Didnt have to. Its better to be feared than loved.

 

[wootoom]

My mum spanked me for being a little sissy

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who the fuck are you now?

 

[nangiggles]

who the fuck are you now?

Now we'll never know.

 

[caligirl85]

Petitepole is French for small peener

 

[iamthatiam]

Yes, but I got in the most deadly blow. I love my dad. Bless his heart. Miss him terribly. We wrestled once when I was 19 and I was wringing the hell out of his neck, but he wouldn't submit for over a minute. He later admitted that his pride got in the way and that he thinks I permanently damaged his neck. Had I known, I would have let up.

 

[petitepole]

I'm a little guy

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[wootoom]

I'm a little guy

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I give a fuck, get the fuck out of here

 

[EF Shanna]

Lol my Ma used to hit us with a belt when we pissed her off..So one day my older brother told me if I laughed at her she would never do it again.

Bwahahahahah..

Not true!!