Dear Santa

SoKlueles · Dec 11, 2003

Dear Santa,
How are you? I am doing good. I just get alot of slack(no pun intended) from my friends on Elite Fitness for having saggy boobies. I have even gotten them caught on a fire hydrant with a stray hair once....that really really hurt. I have even stepped on them while trying to dance. I am so sad about them. I have tried duct tape, super glue....even tried wearing a bra.....nothing has helped me so far. So this is my wish for Christmas. I want to have some nice perky boobies for all to see. I want to be able to post my breasts on Elite with a sense of pride and security. Im tired of when i go to the gynocologist and get a breast exam, the doctor having to bend over in the floor and doing the exam. He is not a young man anymore and he gets down in his back. He would also love for me to get a breast job.

Also, I want a Malibu barbie and a new bicycle.

Have a nice Christmas
Your friend

SoKlueles

Ps tell mrs claus hi from me.

hamstershaver · Dec 11, 2003

you will never be as funny as me

ps show us your tits

SoKlueles · Dec 11, 2003

Not till after my surgery. I hope santa is real....is santa real?

TheLordofIron · Dec 11, 2003

BWAUGH HA!

Santa is very real.

sweetnes11 · Dec 11, 2003

There is a Santa ,the Easter bunny told me so

drgoodbody · Dec 11, 2003

"I'm sorry virginia, there is no santa claus" But I do know a great titty surgeon!

DrG

jubei · Dec 11, 2003

Do you have nasty tities?

sweetnes11 · Dec 11, 2003

Yes virginia there is a Santa , I saw mommy kissing him

corythosaurus · Dec 11, 2003

I am Santa.

SoKlueles · Dec 11, 2003

Ok if there is a santa On christmas morning I will wake up with perky tits.

BileStew · Dec 11, 2003

SoKlueles said:
Ok if there is a santa On christmas morning I will wake up with perky tits.

Santa is gay, he doesn't like breasts.

Why do you think the fucker has so many elfs?

corythosaurus · Dec 11, 2003

As I said, I am Santa, and I am not gay.

Mrs Claus has nice tits, shaved kitty, and a ripe round ass.

As for the elves?

Ever heard of midget porn?

Gymgurl · Dec 11, 2003

Damn....I was hoping for a hottie under my tree.....

hamstershaver · Dec 11, 2003

Gymgurl said:
Damn....I was hoping for a hottie under my tree.....

gymgurl take of pic of yourself wearing only a bow under your tree, btw the bow should only be on your ankle

Gymgurl · Dec 11, 2003

What should I do with the picture?? Give it to santa

hamstershaver · Dec 11, 2003

Gymgurl said:
What should I do with the picture?? Give it to santa

if i was santa then yes, since im not, post it here

Gymgurl · Dec 11, 2003

LOLOLOL....how about in an elf suit

hamstershaver · Dec 11, 2003

Gymgurl said:
LOLOLOL....how about in an elf suit

is it crotchless??

corythosaurus · Dec 11, 2003

Gymgurl said:
What should I do with the picture?? Give it to santa

I am Santa. Give Santa the picture.

Are you on the bad list?

hamstershaver · Dec 11, 2003

corythosaurus said:
I am Santa. Give Santa the picture.

Are you on the bad list?

santa i expect a pic in my stocking

corythosaurus · Dec 11, 2003

hamstershaver said:
santa i expect a pic in my stocking

From bad girls to bad boys.

SoKlueles · Dec 11, 2003

I think hamster needs coal and thats it

NorthNPrincess · Dec 11, 2003

Gymgurl said:
Damn....I was hoping for a hottie under my tree.....

I want a hottie under my tree too! butt naked with a red bow

corythosaurus · Dec 11, 2003

SoKlueles said:
I think hamster needs coal and thats it

What do you need?

Gymgurl · Dec 11, 2003

She needs a hottie under her tree also!

SoKlueles · Dec 11, 2003

yeah i do ......can u put a bow around something special?

hamstershaver · Dec 12, 2003

SoKlueles said:
I think hamster needs coal and thats it

ive gotten that the last 5 years

SoKlueles · Dec 12, 2003

make it 6

Rosscoe · Dec 12, 2003

Gymgurl said:
Damn....I was hoping for a hottie under my tree.....

Don't worry GG, i'll be there.

NorthNPrincess · Dec 12, 2003

SoKlueles said:
make it 6

6?!?! 6 Hotties or 6 inches or 6 bows.....Do explain

hamstershaver · Dec 12, 2003

NorthNPrincess said:
6?!?! 6 Hotties or 6 inches or 6 bows.....Do explain

i believe the mean woman meant 6 straight years of coal for me

oh and princess how bout a christmas kitty shot????

SoKlueles · Dec 12, 2003

I still think we women should get penis shots.

hamstershaver · Dec 12, 2003

SoKlueles said:
I still think we women should get penis shots.

im sure you have already seen enuff penises to last 2 lifetimes

Deleted member 33117 · Dec 12, 2003

Anywho, I won't be getting what I wanted for Christmas.

GG, I'll be there for the holidays, but you're not getting me under the tree wearing a bow. Sorry.

obiwan9962 · Dec 14, 2003

perhaps santa needs to suck more on your tits for them to be perky soklue

obiwan9962 · Dec 14, 2003

Gymgurl said:
What should I do with the picture?? Give it to santa

gg
put the bow around your neck like a collar
and wear the knee high boots
send the pic to me in ottawa
better yet come grace yourself under my tree
have a nice spot by the fireplace

BileStew · Dec 14, 2003

Fuck Santa, that out of shape, John Goodman looking fat slob.

I bet he doesn't pay taxes either.

Oh yea, and tell his elves to go screw too..Little green pissants.

Athos · Dec 14, 2003

Romo17 said:
Fuck Santa, that out of shape, John Goodman looking fat slob.

I bet he doesn't pay taxes either.

Oh yea, and tell his elves to go screw too..Little green pissants.

Black leather belt and thigh high boots?

Fur collar?

A big round rosy red ass?

I'd fuck Santa.

BileStew · Dec 14, 2003

Athos said:
Black leather belt and thigh high boots?

Fur collar?

A big round rosy red ass?

I'd fuck Santa.

Not me, I'd do Mrs. Claus if she was dressed up in a schoolgirls outfit and lost about 200 pounds.

Athos · Dec 15, 2003

Romo17 said:
Not me, I'd do Mrs. Claus if she was dressed up in a schoolgirls outfit and lost about 200 pounds.

Your out a luck.
I read somewhere that she has a midget fetish.

BileStew · Dec 15, 2003

Athos said:
Your out a luck.
I read somewhere that she has a midget fetish.

Great, now my holidays are shot...

Pamela · Dec 15, 2003

Yes Santa is Real...

But he will want to play with them..

obiwan9962 · Dec 15, 2003

Athos said:
Black leather belt and thigh high boots?

Fur collar?

A big round rosy red ass?

I'd fuck Santa.

you'd fuck anybody

stay away from me

lol

corythosaurus · Dec 15, 2003

Pamela said:
Yes Santa is Real...

But he will want to play with them..

I AM SANTA!

I play with everything.

superqt4u2nv · Dec 16, 2003

Dear Santa,

I want a man that will lick the kitty for hours and then cuddle me after. I have been a very good girl this year but if I don't get what I want fuck it I am going to be as bad as I can be next year!

obiwan9962 · Dec 16, 2003

dayna4u2nv said:
Dear Santa,

I want a man that will lick the kitty for hours and then cuddle me after. I have been a very good girl this year but if I don't get what I want fuck it I am going to be as bad as I can be next year!

i'd do that

Gymgurl · Dec 16, 2003

obiwan9962 said:
you'd fuck anybody

stay away from me

lol

That sums it all up!

BileStew · Dec 16, 2003

Pamela said:
Yes Santa is Real...

No he isn't. Well, that's what the tooth fairy told me anyway.

obiwan9962 · Dec 16, 2003

Romo17 said:
No he isn't. Well, that's what the tooth fairy told me anyway.

hmmm romo believes in fairies

you stay away from me too
lol

sweetnes11 · Dec 16, 2003

LOL you guys are funny

obiwan9962 · Dec 16, 2003

sweetnes11 said:
LOL you guys are funny

ty ty ty

obiwan9962 · Dec 16, 2003

i try

sweetnes11 · Dec 16, 2003

well you do a good job

obiwan9962 · Dec 16, 2003

sweetnes11 said:
well you do a good job

ty
you are sweet
but then again that is your name

Gymgurl · Dec 17, 2003

GET A ROOM lol

Pamela · Dec 17, 2003

Dear Santa

Please, Please, Please..

I've been a very good girl.

corythosaurus · Dec 18, 2003

You bet you've been a good girl.

Whatever you'd like.

SoKlueles · Dec 18, 2003

I agree sweetnes cory and athos need to get a room and post pics afterward. well leave sweetnes out of em but post the ones of cory and athos

tuc biscuit · Dec 19, 2003

please don't bother with the pic's.

corythosaurus · Dec 19, 2003

SoKlueles said:
I agree sweetnes cory and athos need to get a room and post pics afterward. well leave sweetnes out of em but post the ones of cory and athos

How about you take the pics?

Gymgurl · Dec 19, 2003

post em up

SoKlueles · Dec 23, 2003

corythosaurus said:
How about you take the pics?

deal.

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