Dear nan

[MyOtherAlterIsInPurgatory]

Smurf says you totally sound like a normal white person. Please respond.

 

[cindylou]

Lol!

 

[-SD-]

its true

 

[WoodyO]

WTF? Record her voice and post it up here.

 

[smurf2]

I wanted her to sound like my mexican cleaning lady, Lupe. But alas she soundes more like a Jenny Osbourne from Ohio. Totally blew my mind.

 

[MyOtherAlterIsInPurgatory]

I like nan. When she's not rambling on about soccer.

 

[smurf2]

Or speaking fucking spanish

 

[MyOtherAlterIsInPurgatory]

As long as she sticks to a 7th grade level I'm fine with it.

 

[MyOtherAlterIsInPurgatory]

But when she goes all fucking native, I can't follow.

 

[MyOtherAlterIsInPurgatory]

#bingtranslate

 

[MyOtherAlterIsInPurgatory]

Costa Rican Mortal Kombat!

 

[miplank]

I heard her talking to her stupid fucking pug in some video she posted on pdaddy's wall...


I thought she sounded cuban or some shit

 

[miplank]

no offense against your pug...


I hate all pugs

 

[WoodyO]

I wanted her to sound like my mexican cleaning lady, Lupe. But alas she soundes more like a Jenny Osbourne from Ohio. Totally blew my mind.

You don't have Mexican housekeepers in that arctic zone you live in.

 

[nangiggles]

I heard her talking to her stupid fucking pug in some video she posted on pdaddy's wall...


I thought she sounded cuban or some shit

Im playing with my dog, voice is like 3 tones higher y than usual

 

[MyOtherAlterIsInPurgatory]

Im playing with my dog, voice is like 3 tones higher y than usual

So your saying Cubans sound like pussies?

 

[AFeedz]

I think everyone here I've spoken to has sounded pretty much like I expected.

...but I didn't expect Nan to sound super white. Wtf.

 

[WoodyO]

So your saying Cubans sound like pussies?

Yes, because they are greasy, pussy spics.

 

[binö]

Yes, because they are greasy, pussy spics.

bro what is your weather like, seeing any precip?
supposedly socal is going to get hit pretty hard with el nino, i'm bumming.

 

[AFeedz]

Yes, because they are greasy, pussy spics.

But I could live on empanadas, medianoches and tostones.

 

[bigbassturd]

I think everyone here I've spoken to has sounded pretty much like I expected.

...but I didn't expect Nan to sound super white. Wtf.

Let's talk. I sound white too

 

[AFeedz]

Let's talk. I sound white too

But that wouldn't be surprising.

Do you sound southern?

 

[nangiggles]

I think everyone here I've spoken to has sounded pretty much like I expected.

...but I didn't expect Nan to sound super white. Wtf.

Wtf when did you hear me?

 

[nangiggles]

So your saying Cubans sound like pussies?

You're

 

[AFeedz]

Wtf when did you hear me?

I obviously haven't lol.

Everyone *I've* spoken to has sounded like I thought they would.

I'm "WTF"-ing the fact that Smurf says you sound that way.

 

[bigbassturd]

But that wouldn't be surprising.

Do you sound southern?

Not really. I lived in Cali for awhile and everyone was surprised that I was from Texas when they'd find out.

 

[Strongbow]

Yes, because they are greasy, pussy spics.

I like Cuban cigars and pussy

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[Strongbow]

I obviously haven't lol.

Everyone *I've* spoken to has sounded like I thought they would.

I'm "WTF"-ing the fact that Smurf says you sound that way.

Smurf sounds like a dick

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[WoodyO]

I sound fuckin' awesome.

 

[Strongbow]

I sound fuckin' awesome.

I actually sound pretty country so I'm told

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[sexyMFer]

I'd probably sound like a country ass hick to most people here

 

[nangiggles]

I obviously haven't lol.

Everyone *I've* spoken to has sounded like I thought they would.

I'm "WTF"-ing the fact that Smurf says you sound that way.

Nice back pedal you stalker

 

[AFeedz]

I sound young I think? No accent at all.

 

[Strongbow]

I'd probably sound like a country ass hick to most people here

It's not our fault the rest of these Yankees sound like pricks

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[WoodyO]

I actually sound pretty country so I'm told

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I sound like Ghostface from the Scream movies, so I'm told.

 

[AFeedz]

I sound like Ghostface from the Scream movies, so I'm told.

No you don't.

 

[sexyMFer]

I need subtitles but my wife is usually pantsless before she ever asks me wtf I just said

 

[WoodyO]

No you don't.

Who or what do I sound like?

 

[sexyMFer]

You guys are talking on the phone now? Interesting

 

[WoodyO]

You guys are talking on the phone now? Interesting

Want me to call you and whisper sweet nothings in your ear?

See if my Islander accent gets you wet?

 

[AFeedz]

You guys are talking on the phone now? Interesting

I've talked on the phone to probably at least 10 people who do or have posted here.

 

[sexyMFer]

Want me to call you and whisper sweet nothings in your ear?

See if my Islander accent gets you wet?

I'm already dripping

 

[nangiggles]

Want me to call you and whisper sweet nothings in your ear?

See if my Islander accent gets you wet?

Just realized I've never heard you, I only text.

 

[WoodyO]

You people don't know what you are missing. The soothing sound of my phone voice will melt you.

 

[AFeedz]

Want me to call you and whisper sweet nothings in your ear?

See if my Islander accent gets you wet?

It's the least you could do after his birthday blowjob.

 

[sexyMFer]

I've talked on the phone to probably at least 10 people who do or have posted here.

whoa whoa...don't get defensive. I'm not trying to cockblock woody.

I'm all for the ensuing love triangle

 

[sexyMFer]

It's the least you could do after his birthday blowjob.

He has to wait 2 days minimum. I get it

 

[AFeedz]

whoa whoa...don't get defensive. I'm not trying to cockblock woody.

I'm all for the ensuing love triangle

Lol there's 100% no triangle.

 

[Strongbow]

Lol there's 100% no triangle.

Me and feedz texted yesterday we are now in love and moving to russia next month

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[nangiggles]

You people don't know what you are missing. The soothing sound of my phone voice will melt you.

I am extremely awkward over the phone, I don't know what to say or what to talk about, then I panic a little

 

[caligirl85]

Geez woody .. I never had a phone conversation and sb... Wtf ... I thought you were gonna text me!

 

[AFeedz]

Who or what do I sound like?

Not a serial killer. Lol

 

[Strongbow]

Geez woody .. I never had a phone conversation and sb... Wtf ... I thought you were gonna text me!

I did you never responded

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[caligirl85]

I never got it

 

[WoodyO]

I'm sitting in sexual harassment training with a raging hard-on right now. Just thought I'd share that.

 

[miplank]

I sound sexy as fuck on the phone but I'm not calling any of you dick breath fgts

 

[AFeedz]

I sound sexy as fuck on the phone but I'm not calling any of you dick breath fgts

Lies. I've spoken to you on the phone.

Once, back when we were friends. lol

 

[WoodyO]

Why is that Slimyrichard piece of shit lurking chat again?

 

[cindylou]

@ annie Oh I remember that! He said he was gonna call everyone from EF and he just talked to you.

 

[cindylou]

Why is that Slimyrichard piece of shit lurking chat again?

idk but he's super creepy/stalkerish

idk why they don't just say who he/she is

 

[AFeedz]

@ annie Oh I remember that! He said he was gonna call everyone from EF and he just talked to you.

Did he? Haha. Both of us were like "I don't really like talking on the phone..."
but we ended up talking for a while.

Then never again.

 

[WoodyO]

idk but he's super creepy/stalkerish

idk why they don't just say who he/she is

I just left a gift for him in his visitor messages

 

[cindylou]

Did he? Haha. Both of us were like "I don't really like talking on the phone..."
but we ended up talking for a while.

Then never again.

he's not allowed to speak on the phone with smart, hot brunettes

 

[cindylou]

I just left a gift for him in his visitor messages

lolololololololo!!!!

 

[AFeedz]

he's not allowed to speak on the phone with smart, hot brunettes

What if my hair is red now?

Also, for the best. Phone calls now mean I'm cheating. Ask Zwhit.

 

[WoodyO]

Zwhit gets calls too?

 

[sexyMFer]

No, and my lips are sealed. No worries

 

[AFeedz]

Zwhit gets calls too?

Nope. I've never spoken to him.

 

[cindylou]

What if my hair is red now?

Also, for the best. Phone calls now mean I'm cheating. Ask Zwhit.

oh great, smart, hot young redhead. I don't stand a chance

 

[AFeedz]

Is it cheating if you and I cheat with each other?



Bang me later, gurrrrrrl.

 

[sexyMFer]

This thread is growing legs

 

[WoodyO]

This thread has a 3rd leg

 

[sexyMFer]

I'm holding what looks like a baby leg in my pants right now

 

[bigbassturd]

You people don't know what you are missing. The soothing sound of my phone voice will melt you.

wtf you mean by 'you people'

 

[Strongbow]

I sound sexy as fuck on the phone but I'm not calling any of you dick breath fgts

I always get turned on when we talk

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[WoodyO]

wtf you mean by 'you people'

Negroes

 

[cindylou]

lolololo

 

[nangiggles]

I'm gonna call Cindy one day! if she answers I'm gonna freak out and hang up just to realize my name has probably shown up in her caller ID, I'm gonna feel like an idiot and send her a text that says wrong number. FML

 

[cindylou]

I'm gonna call Cindy one day! if she answers I'm gonna freak out and hang up just to realize my name has probably shown up in her caller ID, I'm gonna feel like an idiot and send her a text that says wrong number. FML

nan, why don't you call me!? I'll call you first

 

[nangiggles]

What would we talk about?

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[caligirl85]

It'll just flow.. Like meeting an old friend. That's how it was when I met blue

 

[WoodyO]

Except Cindy and Nan are two normal people, while Cali was having a conversation with a batshit crazy psychopath.

 

[nangiggles]

Lolololhesaidwhatiwasthinkingolololol

 

[caligirl85]

It was a fun time

 

[sexyMFer]

did you experiment?

 

[caligirl85]

I don't kiss and tell

 

[sexyMFer]

I could see it happenin

 

[caligirl85]

Lol lets be honest... I just don't kiss!

 

[PICK3]

I'd probably sound like a lisping fgt to most people here

fyp

 

[caligirl85]

I have an accent!

 

[caligirl85]

I've talked to one member on the phone.. He told me it was cute but I think he wanted noods

 

[miplank]

i've talked to one member on the phone.. He told me it was cute but i think he wanted noods

*i

 

[caligirl85]

He said my accent was cute.. It

 

[caligirl85]

But ya.. Doesn't read right.. It sounded good in my head

 

[miplank]

fuck off I'm high

 

[miplank]

I have an accent

 

[miplank]

It's called sexy as fuck

 

[caligirl85]

Lol it's probably not very strong..only slightly Mercian

I imagine sb's would be strong

 

[caligirl85]

Zwhit's too

 

[miplank]

fude