Cops say grave robbers had sex on their minds

[Lestat]

do you blame them? it was their once chance to bang a really hot chick

 

[mustang_00]

i don't think they could plead insanity since they bought condoms.... haha how odd is that though?

 

[jackangel]

this is why i bang only 300+ year old broads. after that much time, there's pretty much nothing but bones and i can hit it raw dog until vice president cheney comes to pick me up and we go home.

 

[truckdaddy]

when im dead, the twins can feel free to pound away at my corpse.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

The dating scene must be preety dry in there area.....I meen WTF ??

yeah. the number of hot chicks is dying out, guys are bound to get desperate

 

[perkele]

They like cold pussies.

 

[pintoca]

i'd hit it

A2M?