Cops say grave robbers had sex on their minds

[thisforumrots]

sex with a dead chick....ewwww
that's about as lively as sex with my wife

 

[JayC9]

reading comprehension not what it once was while you were practicing eh?

Reading it from either lawyers point of view the article says: "F*ck the truth, f*ck the truth, f*ck the truth, f*ck the truth, f*ck the truth."

"I was with this girl the other night and from the way she was responding to my skillful caresses, you would have sworn that she was conscious from the top of her head to the tag on her toes." - Emo Philips

 

[SC4EVA]

Guess the idea gave them a stiffy

 

[p0ink]

ok, the big question here is - how the hell do you bring this up to two other people?

i mean, it's one thing if an individual wants to fuck a corpse...but how the hell would they ask their friends if they want to join in?

i wish i was there to hear their initial conversation - i bet it was funny as shit.

 

[Gambino]

i'd hit it

 

[jnevin]

ok, the big question here is - how the hell do you bring this up to two other people?

i mean, it's one thing if an individual wants to fuck a corpse...but how the hell would they ask their friends if they want to join in?

i wish i was there to hear their initial conversation - i bet it was funny as shit.

Lol. No kidding. They were just sitting there, looking through the paper, trying to find a good deal on a leaf blower. They turned the page to the obituaries, and there she was; beautiful, full of life (in the picture), clearly no immediate plans, unable to put up a fight.

I wonder how much booze and drugs were involved.

 

[swolenole]

The dating scene must be preety dry in there area.....I meen WTF ??

 

[p0ink]

people automatically assume this is some sort of satanic ritual.

come on, i think satan would be a bit cooler than to think this sort of shit is cool. i bet even he was like, 'whoa! these people are gross...'

 

[dutchman063]

Geez, had I been thinking I wouldn't have wasted all these years of not being able to get a date on a Saturday night

 

[Subzeero]

most people in the community are people of faith. That explains everything.