contest prep people, i have a q...im going to be shirtless with a hottie tomorrow, ne

[bw1]

shit!!! shirtless time has been moved forward!!!! i have 8 hours!!!!!

wait. i have 8 hours...yesssssssss!!!!

Show her this thread

 

[gonelifting]

Wear one glove, a condom and a ski mask.


Trust me.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

tonights score:

my abs: 1
logistics: 1
my butt: 0

note to self: remove or disable the obstacles early

terrible night. terrible waste. now im going ot eat something salty (dont get happy, sublime, im not talking about jizz alright )

 

[fortunatesun]

Maybe only a mini-tip: Don't overdo the protein. 1g/lb. is enough. This lets the carbs fully shuttle the glycogen into your pumped up muscle without added competition.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Re: contest prep people, i have a q...im going to be shirtless with a hottie tomorrow

Maybe only a mini-tip: Don't overdo the protein. 1g/lb. is enough. This lets the carbs fully shuttle the glycogen into your pumped up muscle without added competition.

dude, dont worry about the protein. even though my muscle was fully pumped up and the competition didnt amount to much...nothing was shuttled anywhere

 

[biteme]

ahem.

so, a girl is visiting me from another state tomorrow night (ill see her in 18-24 hours, she flies in in the afternoon) and i maaaaaay be shirtless in her presence

SO being the cheating, vain bastard i am, ive been on a liquid diet today (i get the ET look quite easily otherwise) and have been tanning all week (shup. i dont care. shes stupendously hot ) low sodium for the past 48 hours, and i would like to know if you can carb up and dehydrate at the same time, within this time frame

also wouldnt mind hearing from the girls fitting into tight little dresses. cmon, i KNOW cosmo taught you somethign about this..

You ain't got nothing on me pretty boy. I got 4 phone numbers Friday night and brought home a little 25 yr old hottie. The extra muscle that I've gained over the past 2 years has paid dividends.

 

[wootoom]

im str8

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Re: contest prep people, i have a q...im going to be shirtless with a hottie tomorrow

You ain't got nothing on me pretty boy. I got 4 phone numbers Friday night and brought home a little 25 yr old hottie. The extra muscle that I've gained over the past 2 years has paid dividends.

i challenge you to a pickup duel

to make it fair on you, if i DO take my shirt off...i wont put on any olive oil

 

[GoldenDelicious]

wwwwwhhhhhhoooooooooaaaaaaaa and its GD! its GD! out of nowhere, GD makes a play with the girl!!! hes in the open!!! he has the whole field ahead of him!! that text message was magic!!! omg!!!!!

(if i suddenly dissappear from EF, its going to be abs: 2, logistics: 1, GD: ggoooooooaaaalllllll!!!)

 

[GoldenDelicious]

now comes the part where i say "pleasepleasepleaseplease" for 20 mins str8