contest prep people, i have a q...im going to be shirtless with a hottie tomorrow, ne

[Sub-Zero]

Re: contest prep people, i have a q...im going to be shirtless with a hottie tomorrow

i refuse to have sex looking like some commoner

i have class. style. poise. abs. striations

lets leave the mud-sex to the masses, shall we...and focus on the looking goodness

if uneed to do all this work to not look like a "commoner" then you are one.

i suggest spendin the next 24 hours to grow some balls, suck it up, and bang her as u are

 

[Sub-Zero]

Just draw on abs with a sharpie. That'll work.

it looks more real with light self tanner

 

[mrdeeznuts]

Just draw on abs with a sharpie. That'll work.

only if ur black

 

[TightSlacks]

Re: contest prep people, i have a q...im going to be shirtless with a hottie tomorrow

i KNEW you were a pro BB

LOL

No. I only do all that prep for pussy like GoldenDelicious is.



But, I did earn my Pro-Card in Punannie.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

alright, glycerol tastes like crap. i have a headache in my eye from how nasty that was

ta for the advice tightslacks, ill do it. i mean, really, its pretty impossible taht im going to miss my mark of looking goodness anyway, but still, since you put in that time, so too shall i

also, i dont need any NO2...my body is a finely tuned high performance beast as it is if i go any faster, the girl is going to catch fire

sublime, i just played air guitar naked thinking of you, wawa stick and everything. little bastard, ill fix you

 

[DieselGunz]

I have always just adjusted carbs done a otc diateretic and dont some extra cardio and drop sets to help deplete me.


All depends on your BF% 2 if u r low enuff all these things will work if not u r shit out of luck

 

[GoldenDelicious]

shit!!! shirtless time has been moved forward!!!! i have 8 hours!!!!!

wait. i have 8 hours...yesssssssss!!!!

 

[DieselGunz]

lol, sauna's can help to tho it will only be for a short time

 

[GoldenDelicious]

i cant go into saunas. people always splash water on me to make more steam. pisses me off

 

[vansmack2000]

take 2 dumps