contest prep people, i have a q...im going to be shirtless with a hottie tomorrow, ne

[GoldenDelicious]

ahem.

so, a girl is visiting me from another state tomorrow night (ill see her in 18-24 hours, she flies in in the afternoon) and i maaaaaay be shirtless in her presence

SO being the cheating, vain bastard i am, ive been on a liquid diet today (i get the ET look quite easily otherwise) and have been tanning all week (shup. i dont care. shes stupendously hot ) low sodium for the past 48 hours, and i would like to know if you can carb up and dehydrate at the same time, within this time frame

also wouldnt mind hearing from the girls fitting into tight little dresses. cmon, i KNOW cosmo taught you somethign about this..

 

[bran987]

Re: contest prep people, i have a q...im going to be shirtless with a hottie tomorrow

ahem.

so, a girl is visiting me from another state tomorrow night (ill see her in 18-24 hours, she flies in in the afternoon) and i maaaaaay be shirtless in her presence

SO being the cheating, vain bastard i am, ive been on a liquid diet today (i get the ET look quite easily otherwise) and have been tanning all week (shup. i dont care. shes stupendously hot ) low sodium for the past 48 hours, and i would like to know if you can carb up and dehydrate at the same time, within this time frame

also wouldnt mind hearing from the girls fitting into tight little dresses. cmon, i KNOW cosmo taught you somethign about this..

gay but very interesting thread

 

[Frisky]

YES, (to my knowledge... which is not that much though.. LOL ) lower your sodium and water and carb up.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Re: contest prep people, i have a q...im going to be shirtless with a hottie tomorrow

gay but very interesting thread

i dont care how gay you think it is, i cant have sex and pose in the mirror, american psycho style, if i have that whole "anaconda that just ate a whole waterbuffalo" look happening. it just looks...weird

frisker, did you use a diuretic?

ten bucks this ends in me looking really really good, but having dehydration breath with the knockout power of 10 rohypnols

 

[Frisky]

Re: contest prep people, i have a q...im going to be shirtless with a hottie tomorrow

i dont care how gay you think it is, i cant have sex and pose in the mirror, american psycho style, if i have that whole "anaconda that just ate a whole waterbuffalo" look happening. it just looks...weird

frisker, did you use a diuretic?

ten bucks this ends in me looking really really good, but having dehydration breath with the knockout power of 10 rohypnols

Dandelion root is pretty good... but not fast acting. I did use other diuretics, but only at the back end and a few days before comp.

 

[rnch]

"this thread is useless without pics"

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Re: contest prep people, i have a q...im going to be shirtless with a hottie tomorrow

Dandelion root is pretty good... but not fast acting. I did use other diuretics, but only at the back end and a few days before comp.

"back end"? LOL

ahem.

clean carbs in small intervals - check
low water intake - check
zero sodium - check
polo mints - check

k. got it thanks oh, and while a few days advance would have been easier im sure...eeeeeeeeeeeh im not THAT desperate to be super-washboard. sif non gym chicks appreciate the difference anyway

 

[Frisky]

Re: contest prep people, i have a q...im going to be shirtless with a hottie tomorrow

"back end"? LOL

ahem.

clean carbs in small intervals - check
low water intake - check
zero sodium - check
polo mints - check

k. got it thanks oh, and while a few days advance would have been easier im sure...eeeeeeeeeeeh im not THAT desperate to be super-washboard. sif non gym chicks appreciate the difference anyway

Ya... like seriously if you take it up the ass it helps you lose weight... Well thats what my beau told me... Was he lying?

 

[mrdeeznuts]

alcohol will dehydrate u...

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Re: contest prep people, i have a q...im going to be shirtless with a hottie tomorrow

Ya... like seriously if you take it up the ass it helps you lose weight... Well thats what my beau told me... Was he lying?

well, since most people take a massive dump after having anal sex, i guess, technically, he's right. its de-poopifying.

oh and deeznuts - alcohol is overall short term dehydrating but it also stuffs up your water balance and kidney function - you end up with less water in your blood and more in your skin. carbing up/sodium depleting is a pain in the ass. you have to be quite anal to do it. just ask frisky