Co-Ed Cocksuckers #12

[Golfer18--old]

I was watching co ed cocksuckers at the golf course i work at. It was on number 10 out of 17. Well the phone rang and a man said there was a black guy butt naked in number 13 pond swimming for golf balls. So i lock the pro shop up and go out there. Well I holler at him to get the fuck out the water. He shoots me the finger. I tried chasing the son of bitch threw the woods, but i couldnt catch him because of the pain from my Eq shot. I fucked my shoes up, fucked my jeans up, fucked my shirt up. Next time i see his ass on the course im gonna roll his ass up. I hope his ass is reading this, you prick. Im waiting for that day.

 

[§äñît¥ Pôí§ðñ]

hmm... and then u woke up, right?

 

[Golfer18--old]

No acutally im serious. You want the fucking address to the course?

 

[§äñît¥ Pôí§ðñ]

no
i just think its funny
i wouldnt want to chase the dude down...

 

[macDbol]

golf

 

[OMEGA]

that movie line has nothing

on

anabolic video

and

diabolic video line

can I get a heel yea?


um? heck ya

 

[Zirakzigil]

I don't get why you chased him if you knew you would ruin your clothes (and how could you not know).

Just call the fucking police and go back to masturbating.

Oh, and how does your willingness to provide us the address of the course reinforce your point? You could make up some bullshit for all I know, no one's going to check up on you.

 

[Golfer18--old]

The reason i Chased him is because we have to go out there 3x's a week. I called my boss and he said get his ass and bring him to the pro shop. He tells everybody his name is ABC Hustler.

 

[needleboy]

get a paint ball gun and give him some polka-dots on his ass!!!!

 

[TheGame2001]

hahahaha

Pain from your equipoise shot? ROTFLMAO...yeah right so much pain from a needle, it leaves me disabled for days! LMAO.
Nice story. I'm sure if this had happened and you had caught him he would have waxxed yo ass.
Nice fantasy golfie.