CKD while having sex

[DaMan]

Sorry guys, would post this on diet forum but they take FOREVER to answer... guess they're not as dedicated as we are

Anyway, I'm on a ckd right now and trying to hit ketosis, and my girl keeps talking about how she wants me to eat whipped cream and strawberries off her... that shit has too many carbs, as does hershey's chocolate syrup, what can I use instead? Butter is kinda nasty... do they have carb-free whip or something like that?

Thx.

 

[micromko]

i am sure you can find some lite-whipped cream.....

can't believe you asked this though....ha ha ha

 

[FirstTimeUser0001]

peanut butter... j\k of course..

 

[whodaman]

spread some light mayonase on her....there is only 1 gram of carbs per serving

 

[Bluto]

Maybe some hummus....

 

[Ercole]

Tartar sauce can be good -- but I'm not sure they make a lite version.

 

[manny78]

Sorry guys, would post this on diet forum but they take FOREVER to answer... guess they're not as dedicated as we are

Anyway, I'm on a ckd right now and trying to hit ketosis, and my girl keeps talking about how she wants me to eat whipped cream and strawberries off her... that shit has too many carbs, as does hershey's chocolate syrup, what can I use instead? Butter is kinda nasty... do they have carb-free whip or something like that?

Thx.

bro even if you eat once or twice a week some whipped cream whats the prob ? Big deal it wont change anything.....

 

[ajc]

Sorry guys, would post this on diet forum but they take FOREVER to answer... guess they're not as dedicated as we are

Anyway, I'm on a ckd right now and trying to hit ketosis, and my girl keeps talking about how she wants me to eat whipped cream and strawberries off her... that shit has too many carbs, as does hershey's chocolate syrup, what can I use instead? Butter is kinda nasty... do they have carb-free whip or something like that?

Thx.

Low carb pussy...never thought about that one. Crystal light needs to come out with motion lotion...

 

[fnheadcase]

that's hardcore bro

 

[Yellowbottle]

That really is HARDCORE. I am not flaming you but that is one of the dumbest questions I have ever heard. How many carbs can a Strawberry and some whipped cream have. Also strawberriers are fruits healthy carbs. They do make lite whipped cream, enjoy yourself and treat your woman

 

[ajc]

That really is HARDCORE. I am not flaming you but that is one of the dumbest questions I have ever heard. How many carbs can a Strawberry and some whipped cream have. Also strawberriers are fruits healthy carbs. They do make lite whipped cream, enjoy yourself and treat your woman

The idea of CKD is to pretty much eliminate all carbs. Strawberries and whipped cream on your girl's snatch aren't the best choices when on a CKD.

 

[Steve281]

hey man, if youre too much of a puss to eat strawberries and whipped cream off of her, just hit me up and ill make it all better.

 

[Dieanabol]

Why dont you throw some protein powder onto her lower abdomen, with a tab of dbol on top of it, then maybe some refovit liquid in her belly button. Also, you can mix some creatine and glutamine with the protein powder and dont be afraid to spread it over her body

 

[Dieanabol]

I also dont mean to flame. That is fucking hardcore, maybe one of the most hardcore posts Ive ever read. Man crazy shit

 

[str8cubano]

just cum on her, then lick it off...im sure it's low carb

 

[mikelong23]

this is the worst fuckin question i have heard. First off ketosis isnt healthy way to lose weight, and your burning a shit load of calories if your having sex the right way. whip cream is lite anyways. i can waste any more of my life responding to this shit.

 

[the_paradise_garage]

I personally don't like the idea of sex + food
it had always sickened me for some reason
i like hard nasty sex but no food involved, please!
just tell her you're not comfy with that and you'd rather eat her bare pussy..
fish is a good source of protein too

 

[Ercole]

Why dont you throw some protein powder onto her lower abdomen, with a tab of dbol on top of it, then maybe some refovit liquid in her belly button. Also, you can mix some creatine and glutamine with the protein powder and dont be afraid to spread it over her body

LOL. Funny stuff, Die.

 

[DaMan]

I also dont mean to flame. That is fucking hardcore, maybe one of the most hardcore posts Ive ever read. Man crazy shit

Anyone wanna give me karma for dedication?

 

[Gc0702]

Die Hard

LOL

You for real??????????????
Arnold, you better relax with Carbs ...

 

[DaMan]

i can waste any more of my life responding to this shit.

Then why do it? You're an asset to this board.

 

[LilDawg21]

Hey my man,
Just spread some tuna on her, ................ uh, tuna.

 

[Horsecock Dbol]

Is this a real question?

 

[Hengst]

won't you burn those calories off during the sex that follows the snack?

 

[pumpin-N-humpin]

DAMN YOU ARE A MORON

 

[rogerwilcox]

Dude, the answer is too simple. Tell her:

"Baby, why do you want me to put strawberries and whipped cream on you? You taste so good to me as it is, I don't want to mess with that."

Say it in all seriousness to her - she'll blow you right there just for the boost to her ego.

 

[GearedChupaCabra]

I`m not on CKD...

so send your girl over and i`ll take care of her...j/k brotha!!

 

[Johnny V]

A bit to hardcore bro.... Relax and work the carbs off during sex!

 

[Andre9]

Just whip some real 35% cream. You will stay in ketosis. You would have to eat a helluva lot of whipped cream to be kicked out of ketosis.

Andre

 

[DaMan]

Just whip some real 35% cream. You will stay in ketosis. You would have to eat a helluva lot of whipped cream to be kicked out of ketosis.

Andre

Hmm... I'll give it a shot before carb-up day, I wonder if she'll get suspicious when I go looking for my ketostix right after

 

[DaMan]

Dude, the answer is too simple. Tell her:

"Baby, why do you want me to put strawberries and whipped cream on you? You taste so good to me as it is, I don't want to mess with that."

Say it in all seriousness to her - she'll blow you right there just for the boost to her ego.

Another good suggestion - Karma for both of you.

 

[Trueman]

Why don't you try popping candy? Its high in carbs but she won't ever ask you to eat food off her again!!!

 

[Scatback55]

You could always go with a tropical flavored Isopure Zero carb protein powder made to a paste and spread nice and thin. Ready to serve in minutes. EXCELLENT!

 

[Frackal]

That really is HARDCORE. I am not flaming you but that is one of the dumbest questions I have ever heard. How many carbs can a Strawberry and some whipped cream have. Also strawberriers are fruits healthy carbs. They do make lite whipped cream, enjoy yourself and treat your woman

Actually Fructose (fruit sugar) is one of the worst kind of carbs to consume while dieting due to it's inability to be stored in the muscle cell.

 

[foreverblast2]

man just take care of your woman before someone else does! hehehe..

john

 

[SoCo4Fun]

man its cool. there are too many flamers on this board. Just explain to her how your diet is and let her knwo that you can play your little games on carb up days. Itll give her something to look foward to.

 

[CYCLEON]

well, you can do the natural thing an use honey (but thats plenty of carbs and kinda sticky - but fun )

now i have no idea if these are lower calorie but im guessing something might fit the bill fo ryou in that selection
http://www.twistedcherry.com/catalog943.html

hope it works out for ya!

 

[primodonna]

sugar free whipped cream never hurt anyone...

while you're at that site CYC...you know my birthday is coming up rather soon...

 

[CYCLEON]

yes - i see your favorite there Miss chocaholic!