chances of getting laid

[lilsuperman]

hey what are my chances of getting laid my g/f is coming in town 2day well i have to go get her but last 2 times we've seen each other i've got NONE ZERO, NOTTA, so i mean what do you all think im hoping i have a good chance but we will see

 

[CFZB]

2 words bra..."honeymoon syndrome"

 

[lilsuperman]

2 words bra..."honeymoon syndrome"

whats that mean get married?

 

[CFZB]

whats that mean get married?

lol....no its when you dont see each other for a while...and um sort of over do it..

 

[Evil_Frisky]

whats that mean get married?

 

[DIVISION]

hey what are my chances of getting laid my g/f is coming in town 2day well i have to go get her but last 2 times we've seen each other i've got NONE ZERO, NOTTA, so i mean what do you all think im hoping i have a good chance but we will see

How the fuck are we supposed to know what your chances of getting laid are?

Give us some details and background info on your relationship with her and we'll see.......




DIV

 

[CFZB]

i know right...

 

[lilsuperman]

How the fuck are we supposed to know what your chances of getting laid are?

Give us some details and background info on your relationship with her and we'll see.......




DIV

lol its like this beginning it went from like everyday atleast 2-3times a day at that and when we didnt have it we would complain... now its like 1 or 2 times a month big change been going out over a yr 1/2 so does that help you out

 

[skrill]

How the fuck are we supposed to know what your chances of getting laid are?

Give us some details and background info on your relationship with her and we'll see.......

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lol its like this beginning it went from like everyday atleast 2-3times a day at that and when we didnt have it we would complain... now its like 1 or 2 times a month big change been going out over a yr 1/2 so does that help you out

A year and a half! How long since you've seen her?
If last 2 times have been none and you dont see each other very often then you should start looking elsewhere to prevent an even bigger time gap between getting your rocks off.

I would get her in the car and put on that oldies song, you've lost that loving feeling ohhohh that loving feeling. And see if she says anything.

Sorry homie you might be breaking up soon. But dont worry, there are bigger and better freaks out there.

P.S. if you like big bitches hamstershaver has a little black book of fat freaks (at least one in every area code). Get in good with him and you wont have to worry about ass ever again.

 

[alien amp pharm]

I'm sure your chances are better than mine has been recently.