Casual sex thread from several days ago...

[Werd]

It is IMPOSSIBLE to get it!!!

Guys are unpredictable.. every single one.

Very VERY attractive women want sex too... Just because a girl would like some occasional casual sex does not mean there is something wrong with her. It just means that she does not want or need a serious relationship, would like to have regular casual sex and it will cost you NADA.

She will fuck you, let you pleasure her and leave when she is done.

Any guy who ever ever fucking complains to me about "women with issues" and all women pressuring dudes for marriage or having to spend tons of money on a chick only for "the hope" of getting laid can just kiss my rock hard ass.

*talk to the hand guys*

 

[jerkbox]

i take it you didn't get laid tonight?

lol

 

[Paulo]

lol.

took the words from my mouth.

but hey, I totally agree werd.

 

[Dial_tone]

I can give it to you within the hour if you're in L.A. Anyway, I agree with you except for the "guys are fucking idiots". The girl in my avatar is one of the women you describe actually...but they're more rare than white elephants from where I'm sittin.

 

[Werd]

I have had such offers from two other states and one outside. If I had the dough for airfare I would soooooooooooooo take any of you fine men with amazing bods up on your offers. But *sniff* don't have the luxury. LOL

What the fuck is wrong with peeps in this fucking country?

Is it so fucking hard to believe that a mature adult female actually wants sex?.... with no fucking strings attached?.....

For fucking crying out loud. I shaved for nothing!!! It was a fucking done deal. I come back to my place to get ready. Mind you, I haven't even kissed a man for well over 4 months and have been on more dates than I care to remember. But this stoopid fucking retarded bastard instead of getting the most amazing no-stings attached sex that would have cost him all but the price of a fucking mohito (that he ended up drinking most of) "got scared"!

This guy was not built, not particularly smart, didn't have a ton of dough, but I figured, he didn't have a lot of body hair, wasn't so small that I was repulsed, was just nerdy enough for me to "deal", was only about 30 minutes away, was leaving town in about 8 weeks!

BINGO!!!!

I just got done xplaining to this retard that I am grown, and have no hang-ups, won't be ringing his phone off the hook, don't want to be his wife OR his girlfriend, he is free to come and go as he pleases, I could give a shit, just get together when it is good for us both, I fuck him, I let him pleasure me and when I am done: I LEAVE.

And he got...... scared?!

Dude, this guy will never ever be with a woman who is as attractive and normal as me. I just wanted some sex.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS WRONG WITH HIM?

Then after I say, "OK, this just isn't going to work, have a good night" and hang up the phone the retard calls me like 5 times in 2 minutes, so I finally answer. He apologizes out the asshole and sez, "I am really sorry. Can I call you in a few days?"

WHAT?!?!?!

This guy all but just call me a whore and a liar, but he is reeeeeeeal sorry and wants to call me in a few days?

*wink*

OK.

Thank God there is some fucking ice cream in the house.

 

[BileStew]

You know, you could have used that pent up anger you just used in typing that sexual eulogy and gone out and picked up a half drunk dude in a bar, took him back to your place and fucked him until he bled..

I told you that you would be back quickly.

heh

 

[Dial_tone]

Now that I think about, I probably know three chicks who are happy to get good casual sex from a clean guy on a regular basis. I could easily bone all three but I've developed a stronger than expected interest in one so I pushed the others to standby status.

 

[jerkbox]

you must be doin something wrong sweetheart, because I'm pretty sure the one thing god gave most women, is the ability to get laid on demand....

 

[BileStew]

you must be doin something wrong sweetheart, because I'm pretty sure the one thing god gave most women, is the ability to get laid on demand....

Dude, what the hell are you doing posting in this forum?

You take a wrong turn at Cherry Hill?

 

[jerkbox]

lol...well it started out on the C&C board......I might check out some other threads while I'm here though.....hehehe