can you spank it with your pet watching?

[puddlemonkey]

wtf???

Jealousy

 

[Sub-Zero]

one time i was jerking off and my dog started licking my toes.

if the dog licks your toes that meant she had to take a shit lol, so i had to pack up and walk her with a boner, and then clean up her shit. i still jerked off after i was done.

my dogs dead now thoughthis was when i was in 8th grade when ifirst learned to jerk itt

 

[Sub-Zero]

Um... yeah, btw, your business just got bought out. I'll be handling it from now on.

lol good line

 

[ceo]

what if a horse fly was watching you
would you stop to swat at it, or continue w/o caring?

no, but if it were a BEE he would KO that mother!!!