can you spank it with your pet watching?

[MichaelScott]

awesome

 

[Gambino]

that's where i kept my goodie bag of toys and although I would normally go downstairs in front of the DVD player, i just went at it right in the closet - maybe it was for a quickie, i dont remember

dvd player?
shouldn't you mean vhs or beta? i assumed this was a old school tale

 

[biteme]

i was taking care of some early sunday business
checking out this real fine dark skin beauty
vigoursly working the wood over, when i felt a pair of eyes burning a hole in my back
sure enough my dog was up and staring at me, i couldn't finish, wrecked the moment

Never felt comfortable jerking off in front of an animal. I wonder if they know what I'm doing

 

[puddlemonkey]

Nobody likes a quitter bro

 

[PICK3]

Whack your little buddy off too.

 

[Gambino]

Never felt comfortable jerking off in front of an animal. I wonder if they know what I'm doing

what if a horse fly was watching you
would you stop to swat at it, or continue w/o caring?

 

[nefertiti]

The more the better bro.... I like an audience when I perform.

I'm a moderately exhibitionist woman and all, but that doesn't extend to beastiality. Bleh. Family pets get shut out when I am handling business.

 

[Smurfy]

dvd player?
shouldn't you mean vhs or beta? i assumed this was a old school tale

no this was just a few yrs ago actually right before I moved out to DC. why did you think it was old school?

 

[puddlemonkey]

Family pets get shut out when I am handling business.

Um... yeah, btw, your business just got bought out. I'll be handling it from now on.

 

[PICK3]

Um... yeah, btw, your business just got bought out. I'll be handling it from now on.

wtf???