Broke Up With Ex 3 Months Ago. I so need to get laid.

[n0th1ng]

anyone else suffering from a drought. Been 3 months since i broke up with my ex and got some and now its all i think about.

I need a booty call in my life. Never had one.

My drought is going on 22 years...

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

My drought is going on 22 years...

Mine's going on 27.

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

You guys must be married.

 

[n0th1ng]

Well I don't plan on keeping my streak going much longer. If I don't get any in a month Im going to get a hot escort.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Well I don't plan on keeping my streak going much longer. If I don't get any in a month Im going to get a hot escort.

PM me how it goes Good luck..

 

[Dunk]

Props for not running back to your ex for some.

dude tell me about it. its hard considering i just found soome pics of us doin the dirty in the pink and in the stink in Vegas. "Im tryin Ringo. Im tryin real real hard"

Ok, here is what you do maing.

I'm totally serious.

Head down to whetever strip has the most bars/clubs. In the City go to Bleeker St.

Don't go before 11pm, or youll spend all night talking/dancing with the ditz, cause she wont want to leave that early.

Then you give them each 5 minutes to start kissing, thats it. No more.

Spit your game

Sit/stand next to her. Stroke hair/arm etc and then go for the kiss. If she does, she's banging you that night. If shes cold to it, move on to the next one.

You'll get laid for sure.

3-5 girls tops

Well im probably hitting up The Big Easy on 2nd Ave and 92nd Street tonight.

Then over to Club Avalon for some afterhours if things dont go so well over there.

If the drunk ones arent workin ill hit up the ones that are trippipn on E lol.

Well see how it goes. Only prob is i cant drink right now b/c of CKD.

Thats the sucky part!

 

[vansmack2000]

find a /slumpbuster/ youll be good to go

 

[GrandMaster]

Rub and tug.....find a single friend, get her drunk... see what happens lol

 

[The Shadow]

You guys must be married.

ZING!!!

 

[Growth&Courage]

Find a hot fuck from your local escort listing. That should do the job well.